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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!7 P+ G( M5 u2 g: |+ L; R
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写6 f& V- A1 w% [; Q" H8 }4 A5 ?
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
7 X, s. B; c3 B9 N9 k1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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/ r- Q- p/ @. r" {; w8 ]" F1 Z& ?; R1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it9 N) A$ z3 k5 d' r: ?) B1 b0 T
down.7 l4 {1 G8 f8 p9 R2 F4 _- L( ?
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about ( N8 Z( g% \* R, r3 c4 C
you
3 S& ]0 B7 K, N r& `leaving it down.+ w0 G- H3 T# T
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？' Q; N' Y6 z# G; o+ c& d1 ^$ V
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.8 ?7 \" `/ X3 {) f
Let it be.
6 F; a1 y/ @. `1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去0 F. y, @" H- E j. M- l$ j
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it( e4 U" [. O0 C3 x* s& t
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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1 C: I" C/ A c- H/ [1. Crying is blackmail.
. E3 J- I0 Q2 o9 @$ a1，哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.
6 q4 `0 C& f2 w+ DLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
" d. b0 L. X, [5 \Strong hints do not work!
& \7 t8 s4 C+ O5 }* b" `$ N: j2 ~Obvious hints do not work!* m+ x/ F9 G; C4 ]5 k) H& a
Just say it!9 r$ t! v/ k8 O; O D
1，你想要什么就说( k/ ~8 {7 j, j$ ^/ w4 ^
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！" n+ C8 x1 I( H/ z7 y M- h# p
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every ' b% K+ g- z( o7 q. {
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
( k( y3 n* }( x. h' Dwhat we do.
H. @( B. a" {- F0 q+ q% H" I% DSympathy is what your girlfriends are for./ M- V4 Q' H& X0 D3 Y
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. g1 K5 H2 r& x$ ?; _
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去$ X5 o# G8 D. B' R* x; ~
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
{( A6 J+ Z0 O* k0 L# ?In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.; N, F! Y6 M- i; _0 Z7 D
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了/ z$ Y6 m+ N, e# ~( s6 O
, }% T8 i; C0 G7 T, L1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us$ c, Z8 P# [' |! }
to act like soap opera guys.' S) o* A* C+ }* y# w) c6 u2 h. J) C
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们' d7 S0 |1 s4 R* x3 q- Q. r
* E. L$ O4 Y( X% ?1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us./ A$ K2 Y% p2 |* z7 D
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们! j& J9 l8 G; `2 _
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
! d9 @9 D7 @6 m P+ C+ Amakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.4 A6 L& U/ ]8 r: o, n
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
1 |9 O- ~" a0 [) E6 d1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
- R$ U) A1 ?( r1 E" cdone. Not both.
A: _# d, Q; i) pIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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' Y H. y& |% C% D. o1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during; ^% e0 `7 I3 o. J/ u- U, Y8 X P
commercials.
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0 p( Z7 Y: J# K- Z1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.7 T' [3 i- d- L
& Z6 f: T. |2 V. a, A( n6 j1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
8 T: ~4 y2 ^: V% ~9 M1 @* ?Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
# S9 @: P; Y0 m! p7 G1 ]$ {We have no idea what mauve is.
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; `9 o) `/ U7 I5 e/ { G1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.% ^5 l3 S/ b! m" @) G" r, }! @
5 I$ u! T# [; B1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like1 C- s* i1 @$ s. k8 ]
nothing's wrong.
1 A1 r7 p( v; X) d+ g1 f; [We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
( o8 O2 A( s E' O9 W3 Vyou don't want to hear.4 P, j0 A0 |; z! G0 Y9 S: ]
, ^( X8 y8 j$ e5 H. i: J1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
/ C, o- K+ Y+ f$ k6 R. {fine...Really.9 M! e4 ?4 s6 l: b/ u
# H q( J& g* W- }+ w1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to& k1 Q8 w+ U! z4 `$ `
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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4 p8 L: E2 Q; g3 K1. You have enough clothes.$ G3 a( W8 n* D$ C
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1. You have too many shoes.% Q7 C, a, W( k P
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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' p5 D5 T! g% n2 f/ S0 K1. Thank you for reading this.1 l& ?/ z. F; s, a1 d. z
! z% c9 ]6 ]# pYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;9 d# U" B! s- n6 k
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.9 V0 A5 s# g1 t6 ], U6 Z% L) A
6 Z& n" F7 R1 a) U( APass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.: e2 Q) V( C' r0 P# I
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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