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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
2 w5 {+ w( G( G \, _请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.5 P. ?( k" n: ^% H; Z. k$ y
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it2 V3 ]6 e& s8 k5 B3 M- _' y
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about - K6 o9 D+ h4 \. t' \# K) E# x
you
3 G& r: `2 A' W+ q! t+ Gleaving it down.
! Z& y8 x$ ]9 M& f9 h1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
' {* T/ G" {+ {' _! o3 _$ kLet it be.- g) L9 w0 @ h
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去( A1 }2 b; V' e6 E: \0 v
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it$ p- B0 z3 k3 W/ f- j/ M
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！/ | L4 ?1 y; P8 H; `; ]
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1. Crying is blackmail.
: \5 d/ H3 C, y: ?1，哭泣是敲诈# _, \8 k* Z% O9 d+ B# E* h% t
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1. Ask for what you want.5 ^0 X7 K7 l+ a: S j( w) _
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!* D4 ^- Z/ v) i# D7 K
Strong hints do not work!" s- ?; Q% C& S
Obvious hints do not work! n/ U2 R d8 y4 t5 w% }
Just say it!
% A+ H9 d, d. d! ]+ _ T1，你想要什么就说
1 T# D0 ^8 l |! }# Z我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！0 p- F$ Z4 l! z9 O" G& H4 l. t
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's! T6 u9 ]( v; B+ E! A( }* ]
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
' W* P5 y) ?9 T8 i1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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& d+ g2 N8 n; |# J1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.' ~# m. ^* X% A# M- [) ~6 T
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.) b R) M/ [4 C/ x' V7 T
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.7 ~0 M$ E9 y G+ L" c" T7 Z- R
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了' t' g0 I9 N+ w9 l2 ~9 I
! C2 C+ d7 k$ ~% @4 N* |1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
* q8 i' n0 U) x# `7 Dto act like soap opera guys.
6 i8 C( P; f4 T; o# a5 ?1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. R9 a% _3 |9 M- t' ]4 ^
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们" ?6 B0 R& x5 j( B1 f' C& ]& ?
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways- X" D7 ^& s% Q: `& v) a
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.5 h( e" G5 y' B& L3 ~1 _
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）* M; t- e' y1 o7 o) N" L
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
* X" v u! k* w3 u) Udone. Not both.
' j" `$ Z: a t' _- eIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.5 _% d2 e4 L$ y! Q
, C+ R m3 Z& a1 P) H1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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' y' V, ?5 Y; X! w8 D3 L; U/ N. D1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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; ?+ p- x! w6 f2 C8 F( g; t9 o" W u+ E1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.) s6 e& J$ x5 w# T' I
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.7 B2 J- [% R8 T, T% E& D( `& M
We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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( h6 t( V+ m+ G/ U h( G1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.0 e* ^* n% ~8 A8 ?9 O( v: o
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer4 n$ B2 B+ [$ A( t
you don't want to hear.5 ^+ s& } T5 E; B) U
: a& Y; u* ]! S) o1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
' ~ F4 I" T4 I% z5 |fine...Really.
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/ M8 [+ @% H W0 A) f1 J+ ?1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to) L/ X! ^3 z: r3 e; d- C% b4 }- D
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.1 H% l- ]! N9 g, f
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1. You have enough clothes.* L6 O7 Z) b* c1 N# c0 P7 @6 Z( M
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1. You have too many shoes.
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) J' W! u( y# d4 }1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this." p. D; z5 ?* n$ a9 _
u9 l4 c- ]& S2 V y% U( qYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
+ i0 i, ^9 h% N* ]5 L3 T2 j$ ^5 t9 lBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.; ?/ T% F( i; w
; `% x, O8 ~& C% R5 v; A* j# wPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.: {8 o) P' I+ g+ I0 y8 i& R% k
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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