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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!$ K" p1 C# p. C$ N) E; L! W: H& Z6 w
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写7 E: B; ^+ h- [+ H: M1 a1 S$ x6 \% y1 M- Y
5 r, U# |% T. C- E, E% Z5 r. ^% Q1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.9 g" P. ~" Y. ~
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫1 V3 F n8 M8 O/ }; L1 w
7 z X3 A) J% V+ o; g$ V1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about / a3 z e' a/ {6 Z: Q7 `
you
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) L7 ^, z5 E5 @2 T8 P, s& u$ M* [1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.! P6 h8 o( i- o4 ^ f
Let it be.
+ {" W- H Z' ]- x+ z- G1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it1 o( ]% g3 C* u5 X+ }' J
that way.
, p2 K: t' [6 P1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！0 @% i$ `6 f0 [* V
& R' g: N; s8 T1. Crying is blackmail.$ [2 \, b/ Q; b8 Y; x o, T
1，哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.9 v; D9 Y3 U" a# z
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!; H& {6 @) _1 `) }/ c
Strong hints do not work!
4 Y8 x. k. u8 C8 LObvious hints do not work!
/ U1 c6 b" p V; }; n9 U6 rJust say it!
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我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！4 D+ K4 d* ^( c3 E. B* A. W
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）" z; `9 t" i9 E6 J
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.; Z7 t( g$ a3 \" ]
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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T2 {- ]- g& D: b4 u( m1 D4 G% q1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
, _3 f h' j; m( \& ~1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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1 i a( Q$ }- t7 ^& I' w) d1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
; m3 b2 O1 Y, Z/ pIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.7 v" m) d' I# M; l* K
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了9 V( t* w# f: s7 r" l
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.& R& W9 L3 P! X! M7 }; M
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们4 D, C' l3 p( o; s2 S
6 |1 r* U5 u1 _- X; d7 C s7 ]+ w1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways; U* x l+ w0 @; J
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.0 F0 p- v6 a: t. q/ L8 P3 k
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
" h% u: B+ ~* o) M& g1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
}& ^+ T, N3 i0 Y4 Z" Y8 X- w4 fdone. Not both.
) D/ W( j% z' ]5 d: mIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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! a* k7 [. z- K0 w2 J4 k1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.! v' n6 o9 ?1 D9 P: C
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
, m# c1 F5 d( {% l# y7 y% Q0 w% G' gPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
3 k6 E, ~ Q" @9 S/ t3 yWe have no idea what mauve is.. Z% A+ A3 |, X# b: S! P5 Y
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like2 }) @3 c2 X! J
nothing's wrong.5 O1 V# k% d. m. J
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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7 E B I2 b- N1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
9 n6 r& d7 k6 Oyou don't want to hear.
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# y9 S) D, G- O+ e1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is; w3 B- j Z4 ~/ T; P1 T% H+ o' K, z
fine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to1 H" N' b, y5 w! X
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. S6 o8 a+ p/ Z! n6 W3 G4 M0 q1 x8 i
% S) p" ~6 L6 ~ G# P9 _) P0 P$ l1. You have enough clothes.
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5 g3 o. h6 s* @1. You have too many shoes.
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" R6 B+ a$ h7 p: S4 Y d1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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! m* m" r) F \* p* i1. Thank you for reading this.
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- Y* h4 C! R" uYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
- G6 X7 w# C" ^# nBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.6 Q3 B& X; p# r* O/ M& R& c
2 Z5 G5 z8 c7 @+ ]9 Z2 e. Z2 RPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.# j, c5 _* g9 H: a s; a) P. K
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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