 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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3 J, W7 Y- n7 `40-ish = 49/ J! V. I$ b4 x- B. x9 M
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
7 r+ ^% c8 O- z sAthletic = No boobs
0 H1 ?9 b' M Q0 N5 yAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy* V, S2 `3 t9 X4 M" o8 A
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
/ V u/ l. Z( r5 vContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills3 |5 h" e. K; H [% u, H: v( X8 N
Emotionally Secure = On medication
4 [& M8 t5 Z' N: a; s5 h0 ^2 y8 tFeminist = Fat, hates men4 \* z( B R$ ]5 ?
Free Spirit = Junkie) O6 l a2 S% [$ S
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
, P0 Y1 _: W6 q/ _) K) e/ HFun = Annoying7 m" K5 x4 O+ c9 K! G
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
! b' ?& c6 B% M, `5 ]& I" q9 h) {2 XOpen Minded = Desperate- n, K: M! ^* P" N9 K) I, p2 @
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
4 r1 p8 X- A5 M! G, T0 uPassionate = Sloppy Drunk
4 o1 G- P0 R T( b3 _Professional = Bitch+ U. x: [6 c* l4 T! t( g
Voluptuous = Very Fat
# {, @+ r9 P0 n9 \- jLarge Frame = Hugely Fat
& M! n& `: m* R# TNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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