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1. Hour marquis eat not honest, an old farmer to educate me,christian louboutin pumps,
said to me: 2060 hard Yeah, do not eat, pull out the booger never thrown. ;

2. have a rich look for servants, the interview subject is the toilet,juicy couture velour, the first few did not wash their hands on the finished
came out, Regal Therefore, to turn them away, and only one
( j+ {) b! s4 c7 a0 S$ f# t1 m were washed his hands, then left him rich. But then one day they found him
Regal came out without washing their hands, ;
Regal asked him why? servant answered: "Even today, with the toilet paper ..."

3. A man saw a sale in a shop, then went inside. "
what you buy?" "I want to buy dog food." "We provision, you must prove you have a dog. "
- W  ^; w1 s4 B: x7 t& c& i0 H5 t% u" Where such a requirement? "" price of goods is all. "Men and sales
8 ?. S# Q* ?7 Y+ l7 |% D/ W+ w grinding for a long time, shop or do not agree to sell him. no way, man had
1 n, I6 U8 l) b7 [: E. f bring the dog home, only buy a dog. After a few days, man went to the store to buy cat food
, I' Q: m( h! f2 _* q9 }. "give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations, you must prove you have a cat.
, d1 Z+ A" a4 q5 ]- @" or the salesman, the man has half a day with her dawdling, the result was the cat brought home had to
  ^; K8 V0 b. h: ] only bought cat food. A few days later, the man holding dug a
4 ]" @- L7 g, a  t1 _" H) H& K holes to that store large cardboard box to find the assistant. "You buy what?"
"You reached into his opinions on that." salesman his hand in. : "Yes what, sticky.
9 i& J$ C! ?! L, w2 ?/ B" "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper children."
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4. a person to go with friends to visit his grandmother. When he and grandmother spoke,
his friends began to put on the coffee table eating peanuts, the peanuts are finished.
when they left, his friends grandmother, said: "Thank you for your peanuts"
' o/ k9 S9 B& x grandmother replied, "Oh! ah! Oh! since my teeth fall out,nike blaze, I will only They can absorb
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5. It was like, "Ma hot fans pot "dish. One time, he went to the restaurant,
! \- m7 [2 J. l/ [* | then point the dish. but the waiter told him that the dish has been sold out." really sold out of it? "
he asked, disappointed." President, really sold out. You see, the last one sold that table on you. "the waiter replied. that person down the waiter pointing, and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him.'ve had almost a gentleman's meal, but the share of "Hot pot fans" actually is full. that people think that gentleman is a waste of taste, so he Next came a gentleman,nike dunk sb, pointing to share of "Hot pot fans\, pick up the spoon gobble up. a clean sweep, while half of the'll feel, and suddenly he found lying at the end of a very small casserole, but has long fur all the little mouse. burst of nausea, the person to eat all the fans Tone spit back in casserole. When he was not already there,abercrombie for cheap, Fan Wei, when that gentleman looked at with much sympathy for him, said: "It is disgusting is not it? is true ... I just ..."
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6. That day, the hotel owner is room visits. to a beggar came forward said: "the boss for a toothpick right?" the boss to give him a send off. moment, again a beggar, is to be toothpicks. boss thought how is this not a beggar change to toothpick the rice? also give him a pass away, not too old, a beggar again. boss told him : "You are to be toothpicks it?" beggar said: "There was vomit, but I step too late, has been in front of the two beggars to eat eat, and now only soup. Can you give me a straw you
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, R9 H2 H2 K2 C. u/ _ 7. boss and her younger brother on an airplane, her second child motion sickness, non-stop vomiting. a bag of vomit over, boss had to go take the bag, so he came back and found that all machines were in constantly vomiting. boss asked why, her second child,ralph lauren femme, said: "I saw only the bag is also filled with spit and had drank a half into the bag, the results they spit on the whole. "

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6 k, N5 |9 J6 u& j) ?  ?5 i! ^5 ~ One day, Boss and the second child went to the cinema to see middle two began to argue for the plot development, and to this bet. boss pointed put in front of a row of spittoon said: "The losers drink one side of things there." ; Unfortunately, the boss loses, then drank a boss frowned. two and then bet on the plot below, this, her second child lost. saw second child picked up a spittoon, Gudonggudong even drank 15 big mouth. boss stunned with admiration for the five-body cast, the pair of second child said, "You are too great, and actually can not even drink 15 big mouth!"
, L& ^& N2 v  D( ~ second child shook his head, " ; not my drink, the spittoon in the sputum is too strong, I can bite constantly ......
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