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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
) `" m8 Q) K( g  |2 @+ g white: how control?
  p' c1 t8 `. \  R  j6 E* l+ ` hackers: white with a Trojan 7 Q& n0 Z3 \3 N
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 2 [- a; w9 s1 D% O3 O1 e; D  X9 I4 K
hackers: Open your Task Manager
$ e8 ^3 q) E  g4 F# ? white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
- s- y8 E$ W! z# }) n5 @ hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
  M% S1 ?; A! @# t white: \;
4 i; Q" t4 O" D+ P2 U& v5 K: ^  q Hacker: I have control of your computer
5 W: J7 y2 x+ M3 @ white: Oh ; m( T% i& k0 G$ l- O, U
hackers: a funk? ! Hey 6 j6 x- r7 @; K4 L! B% p6 N: {- o: J
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
( C! d, S5 X% u casual hackers: You can install a firewall 8 ~, l; t3 W9 J/ N7 U
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 0 B- C/ x* C! r3 `7 |4 i: ]
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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5 M( \# x( y; R' X small White: I heard that you will create a \!
! B8 }4 h/ q3 m8 }# k' V) H4 o hackers: ah
3 \- N% t9 ?! Q) S. A white: you can control someone else's computer? !
- j( _2 S; H, _( q$ H2 P8 G hackers: General is the & E" V! g/ l( W. K, x$ u7 X/ u. W
white: you can black out those sites?
. `# ~% \) Y! N: l/ C! u6 O hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
. t0 ]/ m# ~  j( x' _ white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . ' ?* D" q7 O0 K/ c& z& W7 u, \8 b
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
5 G' O; |9 |  `. k hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the " Z9 b) l/ X' Q* ~
white: is not it, this is Brand
' g: E0 M2 ~1 a Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
) F0 E+ L8 ^& d1 \' o white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
+ U4 f1 d, o# k* G, I. W white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
8 {0 H# c5 C" M' J hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me - T2 Z9 ^+ N$ p
white: I want to Please help a busy 3 `5 |0 J  L) A' M( [% i, [9 V; F
hacker: What? / \' I, F" u$ C9 \; L3 d
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
8 c& g2 P8 j3 |; e  Z hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
) o" g/ @! ]! |1 d' M5 U) A white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
0 R/ Y' R% C6 s( [ hackers: die! ! " [+ D8 ~$ }$ h, y1 |, F
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! $ Z8 W# I0 w7 K4 g7 `3 p9 y+ J
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why ! p0 v/ z: J7 J" O
Hacker: I'm looking for something ! x8 H& j. H  |
white: what I find here?
/ Q, Z  x. |4 E8 o+ ]7 V1 u+ X+ p hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 1 n2 Z* d/ @# |

( v8 @) n- O# `: j  Z most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak?
% g( j& I( q9 W6 L+ M5 K white: a bad mood $ i1 P( c3 N. o" H$ \
hackers: Who bullied you? 3 j; y+ g* N* ^" _
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love % s6 [1 X0 g% n, ^! G0 q; o
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you " z" ^6 X8 F; ~7 a
white: do not get back
5 O8 u9 S- ?. Z9 n5 t1 y1 M2 I hackers: No, tell me what number?
, F& v/ K8 y+ d  m7 L" w! Z white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember ' D$ b& x" a: |- _6 z

6 A+ k1 B. c# } white: you gave me out! ! ! ! / V+ a9 y9 W2 H. q8 P  X9 ?
hacker: how wrong? ! , s+ l6 [! x8 i) X
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! ( n% _; A* N4 L% L
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the % b) b  h6 t& `3 O2 d- {) Q
white: it does not work! ! !
0 }: b- \7 U. e( Q4 a3 X7 s hacker: how should you like? & ~# e, }, t. P# B9 [1 ?
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! , k* C0 e( [  I' s+ O% J( t
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
4 Z% ?$ s; {$ A6 V/ Y0 Z  \- { white: what 7 ?! B2 H/ @# t. s) l: M  Z
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
! r1 H5 O0 }8 m4 D$ ` white: This very common ah 1 s2 B! N4 x$ g) p
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent ' H0 g: o! Z, `% p
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
2 T. Y- M# P$ p7 k Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
, ~. Q% ?: [. q& R" [) t6 S+ ^- Z white: this is also fun? !
# q% c  Q1 _! l3 D/ }2 n9 L! r: Y Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
. w0 B) m" h) Z" \/ Q white: you are pro? / g5 @; A* u, d7 M: b& a, F
hackers: You can say it. # j& u; _) y! _7 j% R; g" c8 V' ]
white: to what extent high? 9 ?. ]8 X: @4 B8 L. G
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
8 j5 e3 k1 m' ^# ]$ ^/ o white black: Ah, this I will!
, O, ^( ]2 Q9 T+ O9 n9 q hacker :#?%! You can? !
5 {! B+ B- Y" \/ {8 S white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
1 h2 Z, a& m7 a, C' o2 } hackers: Go!
4 r, q, X" i7 _8 q white: Ask your question
, `: x" W$ n) W0 @2 q" l! d9 V hacker: says ) v3 d! Q0 `& l8 B0 H, S" s
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
# i( ?& e- L" v  F: e' X! w) ~ Hackers: Yes you can. . . . : |: |& Q8 c0 P0 W
white: no networking is also OK? , p' B# ]" L& M- w+ L
hackers:. . . . . . .
2 l8 E8 e5 F7 e5 ^7 V) h; w9 U# G white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
8 F4 `0 x$ D5 b hackers:. . . . . . . .
, G, a& y4 Z# b; d3 p white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! + }* \( w9 n+ l- _4 g
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep " M, h/ o# B  s2 W) b2 A$ p
white wash: my computer is broken
. ^$ x8 C# X2 l, K# B% O hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem ! `8 P" U- @/ G
white: that is, you bully me 4 e$ ~) X$ _8 M* x
hackers: No ah ; Q6 o! k; ?0 \4 o6 a. }
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! . ?' Y) G6 \( z; X5 g
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
# I( c/ c3 E% m* w/ T  J1 g1 s white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? % v1 `# v1 I+ E$ O' r3 L0 O3 h
Hackers: should be able to
# M9 o' ~) ?5 c  A% s white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? / D: ]& m0 Q' q* J' Z! V1 Y+ t8 l
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know + g+ s& o: v$ n# m
white: of course, \!
6 u' A( p/ A6 W hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! # p5 U+ k2 j% O+ s( h. L
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
2 E$ Z$ h3 Y" ]4 G* r- G hackers: If the problem is not your idiot " a8 W1 ^% v! l$ b) _2 F# m8 U. w
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
2 I4 ?$ w$ B" { hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes   F/ ^1 T4 W/ U0 t) b, Q1 W! {
white: that problem, you can solve it
) k" _( y$ l" R3 a  K( E2 V+ O hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 1 r# {' R) m0 v9 m
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
) s" ^7 D5 p: g$ m& p a hacker:. . . . I excused
  l; r, m& ?: E- {" |# q+ ] white: we see meet you? 1 |; ~2 _3 |2 R- P1 ?/ l
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see - M; N" s6 r" w% N* a1 M' t
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
6 S+ ]  ~% ]  e4 M! F Hacker: Oh, what you think?
; H9 U( J: G; M' a; Y1 I3 C& \ white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 2 o7 i$ Z3 x! p
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
* Z  R$ _( H) s2 \3 ?# e hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
. G% {# \, V4 }6 S2 l% _& F) Y white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
4 O% X+ M9 w/ W9 b2 ?$ S5 x hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
  P. f5 O* O& ~9 w  h+ j white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit * p5 @6 z& `3 o' a+ c6 b
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way % l, l% r8 {7 B, |+ ?! P
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ : I' @' ^1 f8 o# x- W0 s4 w) B
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 0 S6 p) s3 q( K
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
- o% j" ~1 J0 Y white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
5 P, m' `$ E  k- |' n hackers: No wonder, only used
" n2 A, K) x' i' K# h3 g( _: f0 _ white: no you're curious about the place? 9 s; g# h% O8 }( w+ S0 R) k
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 7 c7 ]. G3 Z2 \, R( O
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white: I would like to control your computer
/ r9 b. M. z' d2 N Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
* B1 g6 k( G9 s3 W3 B: N5 y5 e8 N white: This is not fair! !
: y- s" |  H4 u) v7 U3 } hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the * R4 `! s! {; [* D$ r! n1 M
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . 0 ^8 _( Q' y4 R2 m/ P- p8 t
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! ! L& N; G4 D4 |4 F5 i7 d
Hacker: I'm white 0 l, s1 O/ ~4 a. |1 `3 m" ^* J
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
4 f6 o% M; r# Y. i& v Hacker: Oh? What happened?
- ?! Y4 i( y7 s& }& } white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 3 l6 J8 f" j7 U; V
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye & K1 W! r: m) M0 O, d
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
4 N/ O8 N3 i+ D& m4 l hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
/ D# C& l" y* W- u' a hackers: so late, and how not offline?
- M  ]# \2 P* A7 A, _6 }% p white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power 1 c) m" v7 Q* O. h
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? ; u8 k* e5 N8 O  {! T/ D& }! E
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
0 i3 f6 T8 @. k& \: x hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
. E: G& p8 e. }( x6 M3 i" v/ v  } white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
2 Z/ I: C+ t# V9 t* F white: You are not really powerful
( g6 W; z8 T0 V hackers: so-so friends 0 E0 ]" N9 O6 a/ k! g0 I+ E! E
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 9 I8 S6 ?5 z0 Z+ ~+ J6 s5 \( z
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait * n" w" R; ]4 [2 {
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
% a4 [; a9 O& K' Y* S. k6 |& v& F white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
& P0 [9 q* p2 n, _ hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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