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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer * T1 \* g9 l2 e- j. v4 e( Z& M; ^& N4 r
white: how control?
9 M4 _3 a8 s' k6 X- m hackers: white with a Trojan ) d/ y# r8 i+ _" p0 ^: ]- C
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 0 Y: c& K. G3 U; i$ P/ d. E
hackers: Open your Task Manager ( Y) z. {9 n9 ^$ b
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
7 r* G4 U" _( G$ j/ x9 ? hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! - @0 Y" {/ E3 ~9 K' J( X7 e
white: \; 0 E, C$ V! [% \1 I) T
Hacker: I have control of your computer
! o% Y6 @, T1 ]$ f: B4 b3 j white: Oh
4 J: E2 u% C, m6 E hackers: a funk? ! Hey / e  k. w6 s8 J) n# Q
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
* b$ W: p7 _! L9 m machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of 6 z% g( Q7 B8 \% [/ j4 P
casual hackers: You can install a firewall 2 p- n2 q8 d, P
white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
0 s4 s3 \5 v! [! }* n6 X hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah . K7 K! x4 y4 ^. R. ]; o
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
. o/ r+ x/ X% j- g0 _" y) v0 b hackers: ah 0 n7 P9 Z  g' k- @* I! s$ z/ c5 d
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
: ~/ C! p% B# a hackers: General is the 7 ^; Q' f4 d2 O6 ~4 Q9 R
white: you can black out those sites? . S& }) h& R# x& _, f
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \7 B: d4 d$ ^. a
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . - h; l' P0 x' w" q- a. e- `. _
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? * {9 B, a% P- p: \; h/ T
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
. W+ i8 ?% Q$ s white: is not it, this is Brand
* q1 H2 j/ g/ b0 a* s# E Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
1 U! S5 t7 w' e: C white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye 5 F9 d  _0 u8 c% C( _7 s5 Y

+ U5 \  ~9 m$ A/ w7 Q8 | hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! & S3 t$ C8 e* P) ]
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?   n" c' B* I. T# ^2 c1 \
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me ' j3 ]; N+ X" Q5 t
white: I want to Please help a busy $ m2 m& K6 Z! A$ ~; F0 W
hacker: What?
; Q' A, g& W3 j5 y white: you can not modify the point into the power system data   B% ^) X- U) T6 c# O. r& }
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 1 V/ y$ k; o% b( c0 F7 g( G! D
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
1 H7 u* L. L, s: V8 P0 _* S hackers: die! !
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7 c7 ^4 u  o3 ~. I/ G" N hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! % |: _0 s& W9 H9 m
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why 3 e& B: J4 w! l+ e1 M
Hacker: I'm looking for something
( g  D6 W2 v& i) g9 m white: what I find here? + {7 u5 P! ~; D9 K1 k( }- a, |
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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" B3 a% A/ U+ I/ i$ E+ T. R- t most hackers : I come! !
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  z% ]& b& k: R; u' a( O hacker: how not to speak? - W3 P, y7 x' Y3 q. N  L* _) R
white: a bad mood
% B. a1 p2 L3 }1 w% T2 e, l hackers: Who bullied you?
9 o5 X2 H, e  O/ O white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love - H: o, |6 ?3 Y1 H7 p0 g
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you 9 t$ h/ R$ j  f0 y8 c
white: do not get back
( b3 s! M; k, e7 V6 A hackers: No, tell me what number? 6 A! r+ q7 p5 i& p; h, b
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 3 N2 U8 i" r7 ]
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white: you gave me out! ! ! ! , i! f1 A8 q" }& }
hacker: how wrong? !
8 r7 G% O+ D$ {; u: T7 H/ ^/ o* t white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
( h# L7 B& V! M- h' _" J! N. U hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the ) @5 ]% p  W. H( O& M
white: it does not work! ! ! 8 {0 ]" H. p# F! H0 e: b* E: {
hacker: how should you like?
/ ^! z$ W- W& g+ _: C7 B9 T, @/ { white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! " i* }; D! t, w2 m# |% N
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
4 Y, J8 S  g( q) t$ E- n white: what & r3 R, q( Z0 i! P# ?
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top ) U7 C' @: N) r9 l; t' y4 g
white: This very common ah . F7 h  o* M  d  x' |) O
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
$ @; v( _" R: f# ]$ | white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! & b- f& a0 _" L4 j2 N( k( K" @3 v
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
8 B4 ~: u( `  k3 \" U white: this is also fun? !
5 y7 |2 ]3 k" l4 P5 e/ G9 G1 x Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
) u: |5 y0 T- u4 V$ l' `8 O/ m white: you are pro?
/ o) K2 |& P9 ^% ] hackers: You can say it.
" @& M& b  B# ^7 q white: to what extent high?
8 T4 B7 A/ U5 L! h  Q hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
+ X3 m/ ]( Y" R: Z+ A1 N" |" ^ white black: Ah, this I will! $ c7 i/ {" Y& b0 n- C) E9 r) B
hacker :#?%! You can? ! # k0 C3 W" N$ y8 t3 p
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
9 V% V) U* z2 | hackers: Go! 0 N3 _# P6 [8 a5 \
white: Ask your question % P# ?6 `) {6 B0 f9 W* b1 Y" h
hacker: says / q2 N2 u" W0 R5 A$ A* \
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 8 {6 m( N7 J, d8 I
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . # q& o: o6 V: d4 B! P
white: no networking is also OK?
- j" w$ e: Y- N. F! h. N, p, p hackers:. . . . . . .
$ ~/ W7 u( }+ {0 f white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
1 o6 P3 g0 O) O9 r' j8 k+ i1 c, i hackers:. . . . . . . .   ^& z* C( E6 c
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! + I5 T/ n- L3 y2 x9 p% M, R) ^; u
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
3 \2 V. s' q) t& o2 t white wash: my computer is broken ' c' d% `  P0 n. u  D$ ~
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
% q! \; H- W0 q6 M1 k! ]' i white: that is, you bully me
; t* y) h4 ~. t2 ~& h# h hackers: No ah $ n; `+ N7 n; f# g8 `
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
+ C2 K  c) K' V4 H' h! p hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
: D$ d, h* C% Q! x6 L; k1 g- u  K white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? - O' y! ?; }/ h5 L/ E. Y" F0 Y
Hackers: should be able to
% r& R1 u! p. q: |, w+ s9 { white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? 1 s, u0 M8 Z; W' D
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know $ t3 i- D3 e1 h
white: of course, \! * K+ V, E3 z1 L4 M
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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( s# m2 W$ J8 r white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? - m. E, g9 J2 U
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
. _7 h1 n* y  g. J' [* k! z( r6 @ white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? + ^# a$ q6 q  U: O/ S6 M+ B! Z
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
% z; i' f) f& U9 J9 ^4 M, s! K white: that problem, you can solve it 1 j4 ]- [4 B" J+ c& b" v4 @
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; : K% @# b' P- D+ u
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
2 T9 z5 r, q5 |6 M& c3 R' P8 N a hacker:. . . . I excused   l1 }3 [- H7 O) j: B
white: we see meet you?
; }! s7 b% R0 R5 ~1 W# R1 O" p hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
7 W6 X2 K  U- s' Q white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
; X! {$ f8 C' z7 [+ @& ?; _ Hacker: Oh, what you think?
# S6 U& g; o8 Q" k$ {9 Y) o: c0 N+ [ white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights ! l/ E* t( d! r9 x
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 4 Z- C9 v% a* C' J+ Z
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ " s. G! y+ X) w) P/ O# d4 ]3 o6 Y
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 4 f/ h8 k. H2 p" J" S! }
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in ( x0 T7 ~8 s* k  v6 l* o5 T
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
8 _1 }5 {4 V5 u  m& G4 T1 B hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way - B7 J" F% q) e$ }5 @
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ ! L) A' E8 V: A; |7 h
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
$ U) K8 `1 f$ u) D1 P7 N+ N7 n white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! " ^' h! Y- W, Z! d# {
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
7 C2 m* q- V! R# z( _, l hackers: No wonder, only used
4 |" _& a( K/ r4 r+ N! O1 }, s9 h white: no you're curious about the place? 6 r" R7 G- `, G& A( Y
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes   n. e! U; W2 ]" @  c* ^4 t3 M
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white: I would like to control your computer " \, k5 [/ Y5 N. y! G' U
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
8 d7 y8 o/ X; |  b+ g5 {2 P white: This is not fair! ! ! `( u3 w2 K, J; D% V
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
( p! m# j) P) Q: i/ q white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
! I7 a% g" M( _ hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 6 T6 ~( V% ^3 ^6 X
Hacker: I'm white 1 z; q6 t9 I: r
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
' S9 Q6 S2 M$ l* _8 [& s Hacker: Oh? What happened? 6 p, r6 ], M5 n9 E+ p) t! `+ \
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 2 N( T6 g& x( g# {* b  |1 U
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
4 h  \6 D& U+ V) C3 o  B white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! / K* b1 U: m- T8 [9 H3 ^
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 2 G1 N5 `$ P" z' O, \
hackers: so late, and how not offline? " {1 z4 _0 y& m0 P: u9 C' U
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power ( l( q( J0 J7 i" f( P- M
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
+ b2 X& v# L3 K- K. W" X9 K1 W white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
% |1 Y6 m2 O4 B hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
! O2 {" x& ]( | white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it # ~9 v2 Y1 M% I; X8 T8 g7 v
white: You are not really powerful
& d$ g* j+ X. J3 @, } hackers: so-so friends
9 ~4 o# j4 j5 M, [+ R- ] white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ( k7 U! u/ F( l# Z$ L; u. B6 [
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 8 |6 Y' Y: L+ Q# v% Q8 ]
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it . @" G6 A* `2 r: ]
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
- m! Z& e$ }; E3 f5 o% d8 h! t4 w) C5 W hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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