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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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发表于 2010-8-1 02:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 0 g  Y  s2 o0 f6 [5 L# C* t$ t' A
white: how control? : U5 x% t' P5 |; z/ {5 I+ I
hackers: white with a Trojan 2 v8 d9 g$ L( i: ~! A2 |3 I
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
' Q) v, l. {: H* g7 q6 e# d" ]- U hackers: Open your Task Manager
+ X$ q$ e& C6 O  e' Y white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
1 s' K$ P0 F3 @+ f! s8 z; ^* l hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
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Hacker: I have control of your computer
# d+ g0 f1 ~% D white: Oh + F8 e9 P. f* v7 }1 E7 t
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
0 }6 i! x. _8 p/ ?  B: z white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 0 H& v  N6 B$ f, M  m
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
- |0 f. U% s* Q. N2 S! _7 A7 t casual hackers: You can install a firewall
( @2 Z% N0 t$ M* K white: install a firewall, you can not access it? : G% d% v- {& i- z
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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* h# u& N+ Q: A" o2 ? small White: I heard that you will create a \!
6 q; ^0 B, o  [# K7 } hackers: ah 4 w/ q' n. z: Q' [  j& \! l
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! , Q3 b3 v- a3 F3 G0 e
hackers: General is the 6 g5 A% X4 G% e( @! [0 T; y
white: you can black out those sites?
# x8 c* Y) N0 y3 Z) A0 M0 l hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \1 [1 A6 N! b8 M6 R
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? ! t: {& B; I, \4 |0 ^$ N
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
* X5 |4 v1 {7 G4 C7 d8 T4 n* v white: is not it, this is Brand
2 Z% @3 H+ S- ?" i( ]; v. Y Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a ' ~; I5 R8 I9 v- `, u- [
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye / f: @8 X( f  J* l
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! , R  ?+ ^  q5 T: U, ~! Z$ X. `
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? 6 z+ x! _6 P- b
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
! b' C6 a5 e9 T: j* \, a0 U- E7 p white: I want to Please help a busy
+ x8 Q; o- }2 w6 V hacker: What?
7 P7 T+ t8 G9 R! G( r  [3 l white: you can not modify the point into the power system data   t  a8 a# U- H" F
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
( c0 h  e; [2 F7 H: C! D3 T& a white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . 6 n; n: _" x7 ]& F1 @% j- S
hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
. g6 `' w6 ?: p* }2 n% h- ` white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why : s* \" B8 j- x0 q$ [& W1 j3 B
Hacker: I'm looking for something
7 w, z0 X8 j" a. r3 x+ X1 | white: what I find here? 6 v9 m. w* d; e- F. f
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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* ^; W) ?0 W0 ~/ j most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? ' s9 a, f8 k0 y6 n3 ~) z  B& |
white: a bad mood 6 {- j  f7 i) Y: A% Z' G
hackers: Who bullied you? : c" i( W! n% n5 n! ~
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
% H3 ~4 y" o: m; q$ K, @; j( P Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you / O- C( h1 @/ U. F
white: do not get back + O/ w6 Q% y/ ~
hackers: No, tell me what number? ) d- V/ d) \* P
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember : T) r- K- |9 d5 i7 u; K
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white: you gave me out! ! ! ! 3 p( O9 c: \1 q+ A& h! K
hacker: how wrong? !
8 N9 [( ], ?4 D6 W9 F9 O, y white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! , v! C' Q; S" _* A! g
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the ) ^. s4 v6 B2 |# o* C* q' ?
white: it does not work! ! ! / G8 c1 p: `6 u4 Y6 s: m0 Q
hacker: how should you like?
  A/ m7 Z% p  `8 ]3 V0 R8 S white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 2 X6 D# P6 h# I1 V8 b

$ u4 ]7 M+ T: ?" ~+ `; a4 k hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
5 W, r7 ~  b( e! X white: what 7 T! i* `2 e; O
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
' d( x8 K: H/ [; G% H  ?. V% \6 b9 A white: This very common ah ! I9 z$ j; p' @6 W
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
7 ?, `. V8 w/ m# k white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
9 S/ b3 Q2 i, l" k: b0 w; @- r Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
+ d0 @! `% D" |3 x1 } white: this is also fun? !
* ?( p6 t$ m0 B- f0 C7 D7 H Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID ! {( ]/ m$ g( t4 ~
white: you are pro?
' b: v8 k, S" `. `2 m, S hackers: You can say it.
& [, V8 ]/ D: p. k1 y8 r white: to what extent high?
+ q. L) r$ @4 @! x0 @! _  p hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
* a; A4 r+ z0 g white black: Ah, this I will! 6 x! D% i  i6 @# K/ S! `1 c$ `
hacker :#?%! You can? ! 6 K9 q; w! [, O1 s, C+ F4 `
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . 7 U6 a$ y$ q- \$ Y
hackers: Go!
, W$ q' l, d) Q& n# N0 @ white: Ask your question & G- _* f- n0 Q5 H
hacker: says & H) c) C2 ]; ^/ R$ M
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 9 V+ s9 J2 R/ F5 S; v' N
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . / F# x* j! p) w4 U
white: no networking is also OK? , K4 M; {$ u# o3 ~6 Q0 w9 p+ ^
hackers:. . . . . . .
& ]3 X) n- z( H3 G' \8 w0 ^ white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
7 r2 p: _# A! W. K( I. n hackers:. . . . . . . .
' W7 C4 @, p$ C- |6 ^4 E white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
, K+ Y9 y3 R# q0 x, K( p% J! I hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep + x- ^/ V  t3 \; v, ~# b4 N0 i/ w- L
white wash: my computer is broken ( ~8 P0 `$ \4 |+ u" d" l
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem + x3 ?1 n! }. b1 I) [
white: that is, you bully me
) G% B4 d' J# |% [9 L hackers: No ah : ?8 O2 }! _2 M
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! 2 y/ y/ W- }. h" d$ }( z: e
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ 1 E1 e% {0 @, k( ?& P
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? / Z  s" E# }2 x8 z
Hackers: should be able to
9 {7 d0 a# J: s: ^) K! p white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? . D2 |, }# ^3 a
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 2 i! ~4 Y- C* M3 G+ h
white: of course, \! 2 j/ W' B4 P- P/ w5 D
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! & C; H! l+ ?# T* G8 P$ y

9 t! r$ _) O6 r  m3 Q0 S white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? # v4 y1 @$ Z* Y/ G+ \" s1 h+ F; D" }
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
$ T* w9 {# n+ O" s8 N; A white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
% w' j3 ?: D$ {4 j! W- r$ [% X hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
; X0 v* @0 p$ `; W, c* z1 R white: that problem, you can solve it
+ P" D0 o6 V5 { hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
: y, |+ q* z, g; ~$ @" z! X$ ] white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it ) s5 w2 V/ g% z1 _$ D
a hacker:. . . . I excused
1 \2 M  f2 @! b+ s# V* h4 G# Y white: we see meet you?
  |. C8 _' C% [& W" a hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
  D  D: O+ T% O5 o( K  e white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
+ ]9 ]! f9 m! x4 R) k$ g8 _ Hacker: Oh, what you think? # w( e# n8 {. Z6 c- L8 j
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights " t/ R1 f1 E' c1 h. A4 B
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! ' R3 C! B( |8 q4 P
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
+ ~2 i! D5 P! k0 }0 U! ` white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
, F  i/ l3 u! ]' |1 t; Z hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
" x0 D4 O. X$ l4 T# ? white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
$ `- l' Q* U( p4 L+ r# Q/ w6 L1 o hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way # E% w9 Y3 ~  ?' q/ O! N
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ ( l: W. B; t6 R
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 5 G0 N8 C# \3 h1 _% [$ B
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
6 H. u9 z8 Q0 k9 {, T/ ]0 j8 t white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? . b  t' `' S1 V0 w9 V
hackers: No wonder, only used & j; B* t. d) J" s: ^& i
white: no you're curious about the place?
# k2 v- I6 [! s5 p- Q5 s7 l hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes % F3 Z+ B/ M9 b1 O: m4 a1 d/ x
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white: I would like to control your computer   C$ O$ M  m$ R  l  M8 l
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
* p! t% b- E7 z/ w  Q, k white: This is not fair! !
* h  C6 c$ [3 }8 Q hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
- f( w. M) y9 k% Y5 y white:. . . . But I will not. . . . " Q! E# `; Y. r- X: O' v  p8 {+ E0 c
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
5 b+ C8 ^0 e- Q) X' k+ P* j3 l Hacker: I'm white
9 P' H& ^5 y: t1 F  l4 H' t us again: This is probably the last time we met the
2 M$ N/ F; I& V+ m! z9 G Hacker: Oh? What happened? - |) b5 T+ O2 Y5 w" _/ S$ O. W
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! + W& B( t$ k6 ^3 j) F
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye # _1 \$ f, ~9 ?  g
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
4 \* w' M8 I) m" z hackers:. . . . . . . . . . ) P3 ]" R7 y. F: |
hackers: so late, and how not offline? , E$ q' [9 e$ g2 x7 V
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
+ m9 u5 I# F( q  V' M6 r hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
+ @  `" @4 H& `( p" W+ G, F/ ~ white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power ; ?2 l; d6 q" G! h2 Y. T
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \  D8 ^* N# J2 E; J' N- e8 X
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 5 G# ~* n& g6 f+ `. k( h" m4 U; X
white: You are not really powerful 9 \, G& S/ F- S  _- }& z) i
hackers: so-so friends ) y& M/ [2 _+ g! g+ w: I
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
7 c1 C5 ?/ W# b$ W! q hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 4 O7 k! Q! K: \( U3 [0 J0 U$ b: @
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it ; H7 r- P" N* |: S# R- j
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . ! G) |) B# \, k1 y9 D0 G' _0 L# p1 x
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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