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! ! !World Cup worm complex
5 G u1 I7 H+ f- `. ^" n2 |& I score and an earthworm. One day, a small earthworm thought, cut into two sections of their own,juicy couture sale, went to play badminton. Earthworm good mother think this way, put his cut into sections,abercrombie fitch hoodies, went to play mahjong. No moment, the worm took his father cut the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: "how stupid you are, so cut pieces will be dead." Earthworm weak weak father said: "World Cup, and I Biede sad ah."
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asked Russia to Oklahoma University football coach was announced: "What football on the contribution of physical activity?"
9 O9 o! N$ A8 [8 _4 Z' B- g$ ~6 V0 M "absolutely not." cloth was answered immediately.
: E$ ]* r; h! d; M. j8 P) Y; t) t5 \ "absolutely not?" surprised reporter asked, "Why?"
" X: u" G! O* m "Football is the 22 people who need a break to run hard in the field, while the 40,000 people who need exercise but sitting there watching."0 r: q9 ]( A' N. [! k2 `
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Mott? Shull very sympathetic "football widow."& M: g# a, |4 q' f8 e
Once, a woman asked him how he could be her husband's attention from television to her, he replied: "wearing transparent clothing."/ }0 r, Q5 b" Z) \. F
"If this does not work?" she asked.* K5 i3 T& }1 W, @' l x% s
"you in the back Insert the numbers!" Shull replied.! v9 j" `5 f9 c. M7 [; n# ]
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a fan rush back home to watch the World Cup,ed hardy tees, so excessive speed bike. Kindly passers-by are reflected in front of a ditch,chaussures nike shox, reminded him: "Ditch,chemise polo pas cher, ditch,christian louboutin shoes, ditch!" Fans ecstatic, that met in illustrious company, then echoed: "Oh, ah le le le oh!" Results fans fall into the ditch, injured and hospitalized, as the ball did not, life regrets. |
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