(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
3 V, P$ A# G& |8 a+ l# d清闲，面带微笑的：
* n4 U  |( C% C4 K前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
. _2 _4 @/ V8 C: N3 Y前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
, Y8 `6 f+ L$ @5 m" [老外：“can you speak english？”
0 \4 X' r9 e! u4 w3 ?1 M, l  ]前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
! O3 l8 L* `. _5 |: n老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
8 c8 o$ G( n& D1 O$ ycan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
; c5 |2 t  A* Z, B老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
/ b7 f  J* U& p* ^6 f- Q7 r8 z老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
5 W7 X. ~# E& M" c4 j2 {老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
0 s" H7 M" S; I: H+ R! z冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

3 n" o9 D0 U6 Y( x6 n2 @" l$ t4 K我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？