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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
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% L7 n' x& K8 |2 [+ l; X前台小姐：“hello.”
8 p* g: g, C: L老外：“hi.”
: I O+ w8 {# E$ e( ^; P前台小姐：“you have what thing？”" R) A* T9 C# b+ G. Z8 ^$ T
老外：“can you speak english？”
; I# c. p s* l9 Y前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”/ e, |* B" m& P7 t) q4 J
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
* z" F* @9 F5 @ A7 R o) g前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you3 B! a" |, X+ s3 c8 ^$ O+ f4 t
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
( w3 m' m/ Y$ B& A老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
& v0 v' E% C4 w% Y前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”! r; f" N. R4 Q; X' s! @& ?( _
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”+ ^4 X- m' ]1 w
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
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发表于 2010-4-30 10:06
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发表于 2010-4-30 11:02
我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.
