(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
2 @- W% u# H, i9 C0 ^* C+ K* {0 z2 Q清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
$ x8 o( p7 H  i' q2 s8 E老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
( m# o+ F7 e$ V老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
+ J9 Y, O* ]' c3 @: o2 {) |前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
# q6 I; `9 I/ @# }! c7 N! B0 Xcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
+ J4 C/ D' B3 L/ L3 a  G1 c3 }老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
: y& {7 r. r4 E前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
1 c' S! [" `0 p% p' E3 y老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？