(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
" G2 x: d0 r2 m( B, M# z5 F% x老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
# y; b( e9 [3 K6 n  i老外：“can you speak english？”
7 A# v: B1 z& H( F9 U, X8 F/ c前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
( J) M# r1 X$ R4 s$ F8 a& C老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
" e& T' f' F7 K' {老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
# m  c" I6 S" o/ [/ u' T2 x前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
& d# n: g1 z. B$ ~3 U  y# p老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
, a% @4 z4 _) {- S1 j* r老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
$ `# Z  c, O# i: A3 ]: ]- g  T冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

' p, u9 H( T' X& s8 C$ @: H我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？