(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
0 U8 J4 L1 z, D3 i2 C清闲，面带微笑的：
3 ?) k6 I+ j  g3 `6 O前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
7 u; l9 G& X4 I2 k; V) Z前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
2 u6 f8 Z. o: D老外：“can you speak english？”
* j$ c9 }9 w4 O前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
$ I9 c3 v- Z/ ~前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
1 D  a; J% ~& I' n& P  r3 d; T" e! o: _: \$ r老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
" }* A* ~; x" z( F. E1 }前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
, F, S( ]2 ~6 s* E0 W" k老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
6 z' y. z4 ?# ]* h前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
9 r" ]. D- j7 t& H% h/ b# Q老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
7 q; h* U/ G( q+ R1 l1 V冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

& Z) U& g+ h, D: B4 t2 e) }9 w我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？