(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
  g  t6 E/ S1 t2 J: t清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
( x/ Y: N4 U: f6 f/ a9 I3 C老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
. P2 D9 x, p5 F, S3 r0 ?0 |老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
/ C8 n# P5 J/ j- Q. tcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
( }5 y' U! f/ u* c  w4 m老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
( x! W) \3 p" a* i6 `老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

; d& |% F% H7 z+ j3 f+ A6 _1 `& l我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？