(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
% g% \3 U9 I- \0 f4 f- T- \0 W老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
6 R. W6 _- j' |4 Y9 }前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
1 _( h& c0 ]7 o& Q2 Q. R1 N老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
/ o! F+ G; m0 r% @can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
" x$ u1 Y# q! q, g' [, r3 e老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
3 E  D% i. ^9 E2 l前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
. |# w* m. |0 a5 P+ C' z, }8 A冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？