(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
/ M7 W% d8 k, |' V清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
' k* s& t+ t  q5 ~" e0 g$ n& b. h老外：“hi.”
1 }) h5 h5 n4 F" R前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
: h7 N  z, N# e/ r0 ?+ D5 K老外：“can you speak english？”
6 y8 G0 Y$ s, ?; Q- w/ j前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
3 t) w/ y6 |1 I. R# y: n" V! Ocan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
. s1 ?7 W' K( ~, u老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
2 M- S) H5 Q0 w" F老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
. E6 I- N* A% o; l! `- f冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？