(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
% _: B& {8 F: R( A9 ~, ?6 n  T5 Y: N前台小姐：“hello.”
2 N5 p0 I9 J4 A$ x5 C! O老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
) Y3 j+ N& D* T1 l4 S8 q0 s老外：“can you speak english？”
6 q# X/ A# }4 a+ W, b! g* @前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
. v' l1 E; R$ V- m老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
( P! [; p& I  q2 O" c老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
6 e3 X2 G  h* a9 |4 |前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
* p0 G& d; `& [. m( n  V$ Q老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
) A* P( Q/ }: ^前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
. x8 ^  J3 Z  U  N老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
0 S( H9 G0 s8 k' a8 ~# J$ T+ l冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？