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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
; S# A& ]) v2 |1 O; i8 I audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
0 ~! e1 h$ h3 Q/ x. Q books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
7 P: H7 b* C& K L3 k lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 3 f/ M- l+ a7 t) Y4 G
little left to be of any use?"
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1 f- l2 b, o- E5 Z `8 e "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to * s L, R6 f: H8 w$ f' F, l
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ' [8 p: S g' \5 u0 L7 T3 L
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
C7 h8 @5 g: U- Q question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 1 @8 x' t5 }2 }, F
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 2 Y# a/ V; v& z( Y# f0 v$ d
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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, l4 H/ `( K: o. X) M' g% S' y "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
* W5 ~9 U+ i" m, S trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ' t& w9 C: S' T& [" `. m( B7 u9 V7 Z8 B
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 3 [ n* o1 b7 U/ S- k# b
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
) G2 |& F* o: B/ }7 d9 A1 n the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
: N+ `3 f3 g* r! O2 m leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ( ~# u" q; [, `* X1 p
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all & ^ N/ e0 P4 @8 k
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
2 x5 A: z, Y- G" t# e6 [ year they send us a complete dick." |
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