a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
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% P, X% }$ l7 Q. G  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
/ |" o0 @' j2 q/ Y( t! u  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& X  Q8 _+ `+ y( v6 A/ F  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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1 g+ |* r5 s9 h9 m, h% ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
8 D+ ~; k# }+ M  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
! B7 g! u# M* @. P  _  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
0 U% U6 S0 s# a1 u1 J. u  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
# N$ Q- s/ c6 o) y9 R; h7 i  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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