a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
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6 {9 z4 k( h# j5 q  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) Y7 m; Z5 }7 ?( U0 |9 c+ G  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
! Z' d$ A- S, M1 u2 q- k  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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' W2 w- t  [# R7 q8 V' P5 X8 |4 S  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
" \  z" N3 l; y' c" V% O  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
, ?/ Q5 d% p5 I- }& \7 }# O! z  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 [' ^0 d! a" J/ k; L( r  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
8 o/ p/ f0 S* r( [3 n4 R  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 R5 c  ]* w% {) [! m  a  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
; ?2 V: O- i3 c- r- m5 \9 b; j/ p  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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