a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
7 _* Z# R: _# Y; v! {0 a  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( J8 W3 \6 V+ c. m* ?  Z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
) ?7 x: u1 d8 D+ I" j% O  q  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
8 ]% K$ M5 K, G1 l2 j# U  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
' m- u/ o1 c9 k1 A- u3 n  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
# r- H9 o% V: f7 E' R  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  k1 A  m6 H& V3 T) c. }, @  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  X. x$ K8 T8 @  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 c: N' V% M& T, }' I, u/ `) c  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! ]9 @' H* S8 L1 z: S  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
; _/ I+ K) z& N( t  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
" x; C) i/ n4 h, b) C: u  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
6 t1 C& R* r$ x7 z! o  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: M  h% h) k7 R, y# y7 U5 a4 c: o$ ?7 N2 h  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
) H1 d8 p6 p) u6 S  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
( R" e6 U2 Q! u4 h  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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