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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 3 d) L! L- C$ z ~( C
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the - i. Y, `' K! [% ]5 D5 @5 R; L
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a- A( `& _: X9 h9 G' v- ^
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 q3 e- N1 z7 g little left to be of any use?" . b1 K( W6 w& h' W
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to # ~9 P. T+ |' i# k
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of : ~+ c6 u8 q" |% m; u/ c
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
) I& h' I: q$ u% o: f, u question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
$ z# f9 O& b& G" n! T; E "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
, C7 {( t) D$ y9 e5 \2 Q) [5 o9 v trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 6 @& v& q3 P# a! |& [3 w+ O
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of . g4 c' f7 r" ^" V
plaster." 2 x+ M- p- R- l) ~. g
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
" w% X3 ?5 _7 P# k% @+ d the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 0 F; t4 ], \6 m% O- z. L% I
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
, [/ ^5 f o+ a" k' W7 ]* x "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ; |" L7 M5 R- S6 i( U
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a ( @& o2 s0 `& ]& Y) t3 F l
year they send us a complete dick." |
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