a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: Y4 {- |* U* }# E  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! _! H- j& r1 s& x4 U  P4 ?  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 U8 q* R+ X: b8 i  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
7 ?8 e  p3 T- N. O, k  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
0 U+ L  \( u4 t4 u" `6 P  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; U9 \. \& ]! F& F  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
; {% Q7 }' F; h7 f. ^3 n  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
7 g$ G: k& F5 u  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! J- R7 ^' d! F- N2 K7 E  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
7 B: {0 k# H3 P5 _7 Q# @: d) v  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
, r% B  _( e3 S& |0 L  plaster."                                                                 
: X- h! H9 {% ]6 E% Y! y. I                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( Z% [: s; @; R1 B: Q. R  y8 D  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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