a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
0 w7 j) K& h- {% L  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 e5 I$ e; [1 X- W( B+ u  d  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ M; f* n. h) i5 D9 {# }9 W& e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
: O* A9 u5 }4 L) ]; ]0 H( c! {                                                                           
# M  \2 F6 h2 A) Z; [" w" c0 n  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 _, b* w' g9 K2 w7 ~6 |% I  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
8 f, H! Z) S2 k% z0 f  P$ T' C# l                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
7 G0 V  E9 I0 L& Q  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
7 m3 e( q: t3 k$ V$ c; R' ?; ^5 h  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
" N" T2 F% {2 h% ?' }  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- c* j/ y; h! C" S4 w  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
3 R/ V- l8 v' X5 i  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
, @1 k4 F- q" Q. r% l  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 G) ~' A2 b5 U  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
- t1 ], f+ P6 H4 m+ `  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  c/ ~" \: d% y% l  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* S) ~8 t2 b2 B7 |- y  O  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

{:2_77:}