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Redneck Yard Swing' b+ Q, ^- y& z5 B& @, o6 X1 z0 S
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire z3 q" R- O& M4 R& _& q, B. j
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?/ \8 q& d9 A3 _1 B( k! S6 {% `
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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" o( x: ~7 E" E- G Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
" J2 b, N4 j4 P5 H' m" W2 t+ F" N* n It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ' [* h. F J) C1 ]& O A! t
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Redneck Limo: t1 K u) C& ]
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:* e' S8 c9 I% X ]5 `
1) The DNA is all the same/ T6 Q: h7 E8 C) ^. ~4 g
2) There are no dental records8 e. w3 E- e$ g" O9 t- l/ c% j0 f: y
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Who invented the toothbrush?
1 U. V- I# L. b8 A A Redneck!!
+ W3 X9 z; W+ i$ U1 h (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?- V; ]2 a( C0 o( s& W0 y
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed( q- A) {/ y8 k3 z) I1 M* C7 W6 \
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
% p! Y" M- K7 \4 l 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving8 d) F' J: ?9 u$ a
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)/ T6 n6 x$ |, u g# b3 B9 o/ ?% U
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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8 Z$ w3 [7 N4 k9 Y and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh... |. \) M% I n% M: b
' T. V0 ~' l; g$ Z5 U. `3 m; Y That's all folks! 9 u4 R/ q8 w8 ?" Y+ A
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