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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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/ V6 j, m. f2 x9 m6 D/ N7 F Redneck Cooler# I9 A, ]3 Q8 K' v& N
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?+ l9 N2 p0 W: C% q0 B
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."3 w. m) q& X. j# X% U: h
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden! r2 f. G. p" T) d3 Y8 q% H
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
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8 E& n% g0 s" n- Y/ {% E Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
8 }: I3 ?1 Z% @/ ? 1) The DNA is all the same
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3 W2 u+ o/ w% H% i* c+ l7 V& M8 O1 O! [ Who invented the toothbrush?
$ \6 }* r( {3 Z* x, Z A Redneck!! & S$ ^/ X" e9 [; z$ t( E
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)# ~" S' _% M0 m5 o% X% H
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Redneck Time Out0 x' g1 d2 d4 y8 I1 M' @1 B: U
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5 M. L5 Y+ v0 @, Z Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?8 `& E% x5 j& N
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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w; \; I) O" q/ O% @ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
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9 x. D. T; P& Z A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 165 O! @/ V& Z% }9 |. d
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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D; g, ]( N5 t' O3 S That's all folks!
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