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# U. G2 S$ Z: C# ?8 u7 uRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire* e! {4 ]' }3 K3 @5 \9 e, D& @( L
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.( q& _2 `, I. M" J" L! Z" _+ e
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: r- J. \' O: g) ?* A4 t3 u9 _ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
" Z p9 o! W; q When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."9 @/ i S# M: T# L9 ^# M7 u6 H
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
" [$ O' h' z* A# A It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo7 i- `+ f, M: N" _8 F( |* b+ M m
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
2 F) l+ P! m& c 1) The DNA is all the same
9 |4 [+ f I5 @; H: y5 M- _ 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox9 a. Y' |, m1 {3 ]2 k
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Who invented the toothbrush?
9 z; I8 \; Z R- l+ n# S A Redneck!!
4 A* y$ L3 D: f2 z. j (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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9 [1 s! z" u6 r& A/ \ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
0 m3 {- u& O' z The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.! F: Z# r( Z% A# I7 `
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' ]7 P! T7 B. I) f! F A new Redneck law was just recently passed. k: T* D7 c5 v$ z& L$ E
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?& k+ z$ w; C" J" d$ f: o3 Z7 R2 g
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving. H# h/ `' i4 |3 F0 I8 _3 K2 s& p6 n
% o! {7 q. h/ D9 y3 E (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
6 z1 b# N/ w1 z Z/ { and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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