Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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! i4 @& J/ s  C" r How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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4 B! r; U( G: q6 D1 e7 X* R! R5 | Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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( s9 O8 s+ k0 u$ B3 O! B6 E Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
) D1 q8 m& U' L( O  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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+ c: v2 {  M5 E8 M3 s; m Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
7 j" U0 l+ c% d3 ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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2 s- H3 G2 q/ Z6 ] A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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! S2 W6 T4 T" p A Redneck Thanksgiving
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* x# |$ @* ~0 Q7 Q4 T (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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+ [( p0 s1 o5 P  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25