Redneck

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  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
: [' P( A# O% D# y& n" n+ r8 | When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1 M3 O9 z* U' |# m 1) The DNA is all the same
6 k& l3 S$ Z. g) C  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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7 a9 k- n8 \  B- Z7 n4 n% u Who invented the toothbrush?
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+ ?2 j2 O. [; d" ?9 N: X4 b (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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- s7 e- j2 G3 v4 \8 R- w+ Z Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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0 U' V0 N( R* x; s. b7 }( M2 z Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
* |* Y* K; ]9 F4 B4 U 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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0 i, |5 S4 ~  ^- b$ Z& H' z A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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% A4 K# _# E+ o/ b         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
! l1 ]3 f+ m/ e% i" ^  O0 f and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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5 m' B# b' a  s+ @4 I% Y  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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