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/ H3 l' F7 i7 X& r* J( V& `8 T* SRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? I" w/ P( R, a t# X0 H4 F
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."% }6 n, B3 f1 @ w* x8 O9 `0 x
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5 S" a3 s6 d$ j8 @ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
9 y0 J U: n% y q* x! C It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ) g- r3 m' A! `1 V
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Redneck Limo+ {) Z6 E7 b k6 v
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:4 K! D! }" g! K: }8 U `( M
1) The DNA is all the same( i0 [2 z* R% R! L2 Q
2) There are no dental records5 V# A' i u% T' N- S6 S# Z7 x
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Redneck Mailbox
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2 k# g: L' h9 |: a- i Who invented the toothbrush?
4 ]# \% G. I" I& s7 b/ E2 A A Redneck!!
9 d0 {3 E+ v" e0 [ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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% y* g) y* E4 T Redneck Time Out4 l$ s. X) F# j6 L$ R
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+ h; J( P! H+ w# ]/ D: [ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?; `1 D. i- X( a# G3 \# V
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed/ p3 t- f6 R, g
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.4 F& }: p2 r6 @5 P
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
+ h+ ~ a' b/ I9 m& P9 B- M 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'% C6 T- F! k0 _4 I+ t) i* V
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A Redneck Thanksgiving# t5 d7 ^) m) ?8 K3 Z" q
% x H. ]; d: _2 T2 ^ (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)" X, k$ n1 ~% A5 Y: s; D/ C
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; r+ W1 k2 E9 j A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! ( u$ c/ J/ K3 H/ Z; y3 J
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