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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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& \& V/ _' d/ i) G9 L4 Y } How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
: z1 G2 \+ o# V/ W- `, K) z! M. R4 J When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
. S6 W4 {( F& n 1) The DNA is all the same
! {& l& W$ Z& {2 m q$ k) C6 x( ` 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox# w/ E5 D; y. \7 Z3 ` t" p- d# r
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4 f0 M" I$ g) Z# m6 H! F" }) H Who invented the toothbrush?. ?) _1 G: B9 B7 L, a
A Redneck!!
3 B1 c, k* }- L5 @1 [+ q0 ]8 Y5 v (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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6 n% }/ g$ A: x; p8 Y; g. B7 f Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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5 J) O6 y0 T) { A new Redneck law was just recently passed* V. p% | f# h6 ?1 r9 m
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
5 @: S; t+ c. g: u% z 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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: |5 T; N) z& P8 i4 F/ L A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...6 P; b+ l) J8 s$ f# P8 r- x
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That's all folks!
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