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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh! o. F6 W" U# \6 e* o# \
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar * s5 x+ y8 K* v1 a
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! }" r) a4 K! V& z3 c. T# p
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
' W- x! u) K; f' l# a6 Y& S 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
" I! V) R! f* A4 w R- q G* g7 L 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
* c" s' w- b( Z 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . ! X( a3 L$ d! p; p% m5 E
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
$ f; O4 O6 _1 B" [ me: chemistry. . . & \+ k4 d% u. a# G# F2 \4 H8 j3 [5 R5 }
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
5 |5 H: ]# ^; O- C, C( D, d7 ~ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
% y8 ^1 x) O4 n 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 6 ?# b4 `! \2 c
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) ) q$ o% G1 k' r4 W( t) v2 J: o+ N
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 3 l- i8 P5 b* H% c5 S
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
, M- s4 s5 x. |4 s9 b+ V! I then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." / A+ ^, {! f! M" t h& ~
this time, a players on the answer in the.
( a8 A9 e6 X4 D7 k/ I, B d host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" Y/ R6 T2 D" P8 V
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "- k+ d! z, [! D/ [1 t: R* r
13, when the school
* t% r; w5 c+ A( B, p% U5 n/ y5 u day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "0 |* r1 |8 E# c
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
9 `( V# y0 z7 _% |( t you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years ; F- \5 N, D, } s4 Y, L
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? ") G9 B$ D6 {& }8 L, J3 V7 \
15, one bedroom
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results say it is: "He has passed away ..." % g8 V, [+ }- }# g8 n( U
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 7 e( B- S( {- Z% F- J
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
* D' ^$ C: h; _ ]0 j 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
/ a/ W6 Z1 U; v8 z" Z9 A 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 8 S3 M+ g( b) Y# j& t( T' p
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
9 r) k1 c/ {0 y/ |) q' `& C9 r 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 1 l- `) \9 j: d! m- q
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
" o) o0 @" h3 j4 H/ v( G 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "8 H7 `9 Z6 |* T X! O2 B
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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