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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 4 [- B4 X* A, Y% i0 G' n
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! . O1 q9 Y) ?+ V0 B% R: k+ {
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! ' I6 z9 t. k7 R- ^5 ~: Z# o
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! / N0 {. H$ Q# R1 i/ |* Y8 C9 X
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" + l" g% D/ I6 Q
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
! `$ `4 b9 |1 J/ W3 }0 a students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
1 G8 y0 m4 I: k9 S8 w$ { me: chemistry. . . 4 K- U) x0 [% z; P/ G7 i
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" % k' h" {8 X* ^
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
) f6 v s2 S5 y6 {" r 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 5 B; {9 e8 T0 F O+ I' M+ h
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
. f& n! C6 ?3 L( N 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. , R4 B" o/ Q2 K c+ u: e A
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" * `# I6 ~- k- O, z& e1 q$ G
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." d* u3 i) q- H* M
this time, a players on the answer in the. & \9 E: V/ {6 b! j+ h; w5 v: ]" H
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
8 A3 B4 a! U$ ~ V 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
3 e+ A3 c2 Z. u& H/ w3 v, P' _ 13, when the school . ~/ [% W D8 I# ~: A- ?6 ~
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "" a/ t) B! b2 ^$ L* a6 K
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman ") w7 F& G6 g6 A* ~% f4 m3 X! X( W: d
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
: e. B6 r- b0 p7 ~ 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
* s' r/ S. V$ a% P 15, one bedroom
/ A) r# G2 R) o6 Z7 C" I students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" ! F1 T6 z+ e9 w" _
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 5 f: ]. ]3 g, `4 T) |
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" % U, m$ r; P" v
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
% |/ o8 Z5 R& c 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
j, P! j9 O6 L+ t7 _8 W 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 5 I4 f: `0 X8 i' z5 E m! ]9 H, {
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
& N4 W3 X: D% v* w8 k 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." + u2 t1 U2 d/ d* {: x: n
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" s9 [* r$ E8 X' @3 ]2 I7 H [4 ]# a
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "4 s( _! F- T4 m8 t
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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