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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 5 z; }- F9 H9 _) X3 K3 G
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
7 X! \" b! ?* {6 P9 b+ I 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
( w: e" E" ?# O8 s* S5 h% n 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
% G# o9 B! P1 n4 C* n 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" Y; j; S0 O' a' d; `, ~
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . & h' |5 C% s! |* \7 y1 D; |% Z& t
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 7 G7 c5 G! ^7 D, B9 h
me: chemistry. . .
# Q, h+ g& t2 B3 g; v" V 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
) G# t5 d1 v3 c2 K! ^3 {7 K0 \3 _ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
. \) C7 @6 F5 Q4 r5 P" _ 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
?( W, z) |+ b+ N# o) s$ e7 T 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
; P5 O. [7 i3 [9 B+ ~: K 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. / j; q% d; \8 _/ {0 `
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 3 Z$ P$ |5 Z. `' G0 y
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." ! `$ ]; `6 L4 T* X
this time, a players on the answer in the. 1 d2 ?8 h. G( \* @3 V
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" ! m7 x4 w$ T0 j/ Q6 s4 u* a& E
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "$ L% O) r; J( E: \, b, ]# B. G. x
13, when the school # b# M4 Y# _2 N$ X, }- |
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "" k; Q: S. {4 s! a' I: D
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
# e2 T% F% }( @7 Q5 z' K you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
( w2 m8 `( Q( y8 D, o q 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "* }; Q6 y8 o9 o7 m
15, one bedroom
, w5 ?4 `, R; q# M" G" v% v students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
% J2 p" N' ]& M$ O+ y results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
) u& Y& i9 @2 U5 j/ Q 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" * e3 s- J3 {, p6 B# ?5 i) e
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
! B2 ?+ L; L% z( h* a 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." & K- L5 y+ k% F0 n2 i$ R
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ! l) L* [$ n' @0 B d
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
, j* h2 n8 {# p( Q5 E( O 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." ' S; L0 B3 k- Y+ n X
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" $ L5 F7 m; b' c- B/ J" `
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
4 \+ }/ t U" s+ l; L) f 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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