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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh! l0 b3 y4 w- J: B6 U
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar " ?+ c: y# {# r2 S
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3 q) f! \! V( S% ?0 a l 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 6 z R4 ~; R3 k& L( o1 ~) ^# e
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
# i' o7 f0 p! ]. j0 n7 { 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
, b$ S# u) q6 K8 E9 p0 `: m 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
6 |) K/ P- O/ C+ ]! J students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
" I3 p p, I7 N3 W# [& R* O me: chemistry. . . ( q) a- b! N: f! b
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 1 w g* U1 J" j1 E
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
+ G& S! q# x9 _8 d 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. . |" B7 e) w M) _4 t) C. Y# f
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 1 |8 s, R+ V& p# p' |
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 9 g6 I; A4 O6 R/ ]! G
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" # L( x7 g Z' Y' ~
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." 6 `& m; O+ H( v
this time, a players on the answer in the.
/ z: w. m' Z3 u$ I+ F host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
3 p W3 d$ v" a1 r4 r+ O 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "1 s) A% _" F2 `% R' K
13, when the school 1 ^- K: [( o4 h+ A" U
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
# u9 r& u7 x) P2 H& y8 F I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
1 r4 b( L/ X9 Q! | you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
/ e1 c+ r& A1 H% A- r! T 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "5 |+ {- p4 h# K- Y+ P0 Y0 a
15, one bedroom
# g$ j; _3 V7 L K( g students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" * k) \0 S8 k" q3 G" Z
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
! r& Q1 u# {* D* \% B2 z" { 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 8 g2 n6 i7 b/ S
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
" w2 g: d* ]6 } 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." * O' B. P& x. u2 y o
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . + Q6 W5 ^5 p9 W+ h
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
! g% D7 H# X% {& w2 z: p 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
; G: F( @* A0 k! e; v0 | 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
" t/ v r8 ]4 A 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "1 E$ B6 J6 s" R2 U$ _
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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