Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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6 e! L6 |. J3 oDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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1 o+ t% Z. N( G' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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4 F$ d* N) O) X7 }. b% e'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
) S# ~8 C0 _7 A, e2 U' o6 `5 H/ g'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

' W+ Y; K8 ?$ @0 m'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

% _6 `! _) ~* \8 s% L2 j, z8 g2 }2 rUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

0 `% E. x& I' L. u- d( }* A5 L'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

% `( K- _: m; V1 \  n' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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: }9 S+ i& D5 k. ^: |: E: s9 A'Well,' says the friend,
. i3 y7 M7 a6 r1 U# V# I'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

8 p! A/ W5 h* y- |( n# _) W% m'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
# |0 L5 ^( {! m: ~'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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5 N  ~2 k1 W1 n8 @# x'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

: v  c  i! u) L+ V5 ~'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller