Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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0 Q6 {! q1 o" _8 l' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
$ [1 r5 s: P1 D# z' R, J'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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6 H8 J8 s8 R. m' }* W' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
+ ~; {, D5 ]3 ?7 s'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
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3 c$ D* {# v8 GLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
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( f8 c5 S; B' C* ^8 T'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

5 C8 p6 o5 C# b. I7 ?) ^' V1 m'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller