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6 e- M; B% ?# F) FDriver's License - too cute not to forward& x, U' o+ ?' ]6 U1 c
* B0 ?( b: H% NA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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/ m$ o6 q- X$ C# M* i'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
- I0 t. q: N4 ^- X# l'It's not polite.' , r" F! `) i- T6 s* R: y
; M/ H2 `% w2 n- @, p" f'OK', the little girl says,
P! `5 \ g9 S y+ C: l8 l'How much do you weigh?' 0 l v# U2 X8 t
/ e& h: F2 Y, A6 F: ]'Now really,' the mother says, + w' ?4 J/ ~, x( A' r
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' ( d, P, X* T) B# y6 O! h! p" I" Q
" f% i" Z: K+ j4 Y; eUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 8 R( r3 j- j5 o" ^ u
( u: E) _9 I9 f) R8 j'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ( I4 Q6 A! N! W6 @0 i
7 j8 N4 W+ x' `( l$ N' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 9 g5 R9 M$ _" d! J
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'Well,' says the friend, 9 V; E& Q7 z5 k/ H
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. - }; `# F" t# `
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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4 d. W: Q: ?% P+ K1 S7 {# yLater that night the little girl says to her mother, . y& F( x0 ]7 R$ e) S0 a3 c8 |
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' n& o0 x% s& Y/ U: ~5 w7 S
; ~$ J* ]0 T" N- vThe mother is surprised and asks,
" P/ w2 Z: R3 B/ Q'How did you find that out? , S0 a4 d- O+ i: K4 G8 E% `% S
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ' c: m' |# V4 [. Q9 E9 f) H0 b
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 1 Z f% s; I) L# o' M8 `9 n3 p
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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6 t& b% g: x! f0 sIf you see someone without a smile today- k# E0 A/ @; l$ {7 w8 ^3 p, d
give them one of yours |
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