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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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0 Q6 {! q1 o" _8 l' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. + e& _2 S* U9 Z% B/ ^
'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says, ( `. O* w2 O( C1 @ N/ f' {
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
$ [1 r5 s: P1 D# z' R, J'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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6 H8 J8 s8 R. m' }* W' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
+ ~; {, D5 ]3 ?7 s'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
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3 c$ D* {# v8 GLater that night the little girl says to her mother,
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The mother is surprised and asks,
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
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( f8 c5 S; B' C* ^8 T'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'. h$ G) Y5 M2 |3 m+ ^) X
5 C8 p6 o5 C# b. I7 ?) ^' V1 m'Because you got an F in sex.'
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