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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 0 b- d; U  H4 P
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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" {% E9 v4 Z7 I'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
  r* ~* j( W; y5 q1 \+ u4 G; B'It's not polite.' 1 j, ]5 s6 F0 X9 m# g
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'OK',  the little girl says,
, K# n' U. F$ N# S9 y* g' N'How much do you  weigh?'
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0 P( S2 V) O- g( j; u'Now really,' the mother says,  
% b  h+ Q+ G7 }6 H( d8 N# D'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' ! W3 V3 k5 p$ u! `( Q# m
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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# v6 B0 a) C# y& n. C0 z! A, n'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' ) I  i& `. l+ I4 y3 ]. ~3 V+ n
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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) W2 E3 i* D& b! w+ @8 h'Well,' says the friend,
0 Y) w: J4 A1 a) p'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  0 H8 q3 w8 Y: k, a- @
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ( Q# \2 `' A" @: e6 v
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, ' }6 \* X3 I/ L, J1 q( j) L
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' 0 }0 A+ ]! E5 h8 N) H8 e. u

+ [) ]2 v+ w# O+ K1 m* M1 f: ]The mother is surprised and  asks,
- U  D/ I! Z% L4 D: g8 e'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  7 [- o  c1 [5 o5 a

0 p5 G' R9 W5 q  I5 HThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now. % y& E% E/ p; ^4 g
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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! C; N7 U+ p" y7 R'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, , C5 _. O5 R4 s; e0 \! }
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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  o7 E* g% t/ \2 R'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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5 Z$ E3 H; d! a% {3 h' Z'Because you  got an F in sex.'+ @/ _5 q  Q( ]! H( y6 I- G1 ]
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If you  see someone without a smile today1 z: ?( a6 Q; H) w% G& {  I
give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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