Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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9 w) U9 W' b/ J. b5 ?Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

, B9 }1 S: ?8 \* b% N'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

# g$ z6 d& H0 a+ _8 ^'Now really,' the mother says,  
; N1 ~! }& L7 L* r- f9 g3 l'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

6 g# g, V) @/ J2 m/ `- \'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% y5 X9 B2 A" I  M& n: _6 V4 k, hThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

5 f/ V8 v0 F! S, w8 H' \+ y% A'Well,' says the friend,
* z8 e/ j( C5 N2 K; I- O* `+ ]'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
' s( h4 d, l; ^) R! j5 ]' yIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

8 _! z" f8 U7 DLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
, G6 w; ]' p( M: Q1 P'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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1 ^# A; ?& ^6 i" L5 XThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
% V" E7 ^4 t1 X+ x+ U: ?'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

* j1 n5 h2 ^6 f+ q0 F7 [! S'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

% l$ Z7 Z: c6 w) `# s1 m$ m: x'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
; R. Y5 ]  `& ~4 L, j5 r# ugive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller