Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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" {% E9 v4 Z7 I'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
  r* ~* j( W; y5 q1 \+ u4 G; B'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
, K# n' U. F$ N# S9 y* g' N'How much do you  weigh?'
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0 P( S2 V) O- g( j; u'Now really,' the mother says,  
% b  h+ Q+ G7 }6 H( d8 N# D'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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# v6 B0 a) C# y& n. C0 z! A, n'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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) W2 E3 i* D& b! w+ @8 h'Well,' says the friend,
0 Y) w: J4 A1 a) p'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

+ [) ]2 v+ w# O+ K1 m* M1 f: ]The mother is surprised and  asks,
- U  D/ I! Z% L4 D: g8 e'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

0 p5 G' R9 W5 q  I5 HThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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! C; N7 U+ p" y7 R'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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  o7 E* g% t/ \2 R'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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5 Z$ E3 H; d! a% {3 h' Z'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller