Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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1 @) ~2 X! i  p. z9 a' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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5 Z+ C/ U8 `! N! f" o9 m8 h# j; I$ _'OK',  the little girl says,
# A0 `3 Q1 F% j1 B'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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& _; P; ?5 z  u9 f# F6 A- ^; K' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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1 c/ J0 \- s+ e# [; q'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! U! W9 h9 k2 b; `1 OIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
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; I. P/ V: g% ^6 O8 c6 k* j- MThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
  j" [7 Q8 h" B# j5 u) t* @8 |'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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4 R; q1 n4 C: h5 h- a& i'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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/ K, T/ [* h, P+ z" ]'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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+ V* ~) r+ ]/ F7 |, x'Because you  got an F in sex.'

% t2 B2 H1 o+ _4 s6 |& XIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller