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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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$ ?1 q% ?2 M* g" f- f0 R/ M6 zA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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@& ]& X% P$ a; @5 `' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. ; p9 Z' d) [. {0 O
'It's not polite.' , | ^$ K2 h' K! S" h! I, y n! o
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5 B" v/ N, S) C6 i'How much do you weigh?' ' Q8 G g1 {' r# \6 Q' i1 c# z
: c" P, k( t2 `0 a3 e v/ `'Now really,' the mother says, 0 ], S8 |. S9 G! _) w0 L+ \
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ( J8 ?5 I6 Y" X- p/ J! r
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ; f- F! K) P) b# g! Q& j
5 B, d/ B0 N8 HThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 8 Y5 `' ]/ C2 U! r0 `
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 5 H9 ]+ y* e* G& t
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'Well,' says the friend, 7 t# k4 }- M' ]0 r5 w% r
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
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The mother is surprised and asks,
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' + d) a- f; _; f6 m9 k8 M1 C
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. * S3 j+ J5 c, L" X# Q; T
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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' b8 \/ O+ M& ~9 S'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
& u$ |6 N) C# X% n B4 X'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 7 d7 J% z9 R; w8 n; R
9 a" J. a+ |: I9 v/ y* _. I'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'3 N* a' N, x& N' @6 }) x
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'Because you got an F in sex.') r' F. s5 ?7 p
! M+ ]& o; k6 }2 HIf you see someone without a smile today
9 D7 \/ T, s4 x: X5 r* z# Egive them one of yours |
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