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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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3 S, \& E7 @. I+ \  m1 H( T) LDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 7 \- o/ V0 \1 i3 e

# L% `- v; r) L3 T' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. & {0 n" |; V1 G; k2 H! u0 C+ t
'It's not polite.' / V" _8 w4 j! C& `  q1 v
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'OK',  the little girl says, 7 D7 f& ?' y% c( g5 g; q
'How much do you  weigh?' / F/ _. m! o9 O& n7 R+ {
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
+ r1 s! ?0 ]; j- E'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' ! t  Z) v8 N, T9 }$ ^
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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  W* t/ A+ |. u0 C6 x1 ~7 ^'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' 1 W" @. ?$ c0 j1 t+ W; M7 f) B4 S+ I$ c
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
% m  J: i2 z5 e1 S'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
& H; F5 M/ ^1 i. x) i& a6 ~It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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  L  n+ w- S" ?( KLater that night the little girl  says to her mother, # Y5 s9 `+ Y/ R( Y! B, I* Z
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' - e8 O, S1 ?- a% G
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 0 f/ {5 Y6 I* x) i; R6 v
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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1 ?; A" F/ N# OThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
) X5 N3 |, _2 r$ _3 E'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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; R9 q- ]6 p$ i. t/ u'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, 8 I3 F$ z6 H& r$ m7 u6 U! {6 c
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' & h) ]. {. w" U6 P5 x2 B
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'2 E2 z7 L  I6 z) E

# d6 r$ E; s. G; k0 o. k7 [6 w'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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