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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 ( ?( ]/ D7 R, D, C0 W3 s, b8 Y! a
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. " D$ x4 |$ X2 Z& D3 \7 W5 f
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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* j. E. Q: H4 c6 y I'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. ; `5 |# _0 k' L3 ], q# `8 w4 p
'It's not polite.'
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`7 y1 [3 O5 A$ K: g'OK', the little girl says, 1 |3 ?( B& u" y7 N
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, 2 U% u8 e) q- W5 n
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' 4 I5 p z4 J3 \$ p5 X
# C* F; W6 `2 s. Q# YUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 9 X/ ^6 n% k+ ~: A" w# M! X
/ h0 _! J5 J, a9 y! ~1 x, S% D1 z' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend, / {' g+ ~5 T! p4 [. V' k
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
3 ?: ?/ D& [9 w# D9 z$ F5 zIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ?3 t$ ]6 @; _2 k9 @5 k1 ^
8 K& f+ i" o& G* H( ^* ALater that night the little girl says to her mother,
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The mother is surprised and asks,
; d# n8 u7 L& r0 T! t( C'How did you find that out? - l0 X9 t4 p5 K% m! c! x
( [' l C/ B, ^" _/ I8 I' v' t'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
J7 N/ z, o! x: h8 k'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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) N9 u! _& A) k. R6 W'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 7 s2 M$ T% m4 S4 G
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' ' V% q1 W9 r* M2 F! Y9 r
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'% Y* K$ T% ?4 ], s8 k/ X
' `0 ?4 }: q! Q8 u6 g! H5 l: T6 r'Because you got an F in sex.'
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