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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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$ ?1 q% ?2 M* g" f- f0 R/ M6 zA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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  @& ]& X% P$ a; @5 `' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. ; p9 Z' d) [. {0 O
'It's not polite.' , |  ^$ K2 h' K! S" h! I, y  n! o

0 Z  b: A7 A0 L# l0 T- U, ?'OK',  the little girl says,
5 B" v/ N, S) C6 i'How much do you  weigh?' ' Q8 G  g1 {' r# \6 Q' i1 c# z

: c" P, k( t2 `0 a3 e  v/ `'Now really,' the mother says,  0 ], S8 |. S9 G! _) w0 L+ \
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' ( J8 ?5 I6 Y" X- p/ J! r
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' ; f- F! K) P) b# g! Q& j

5 B, d/ B0 N8 HThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. 8 Y5 `' ]/ C2 U! r0 `
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  5 H9 ]+ y* e* G& t
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'Well,' says the friend, 7 t# k4 }- M' ]0 r5 w% r
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
3 b1 v; c* b. ~It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ( {8 q8 c. @0 B, j/ b4 I3 N5 f9 q
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  + d) a- f; _; f6 m9 k8 M1 C
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now. * S3 j+ J5 c, L" X# Q; T
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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' b8 \/ O+ M& ~9 S'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
& u$ |6 N) C# X% n  B4 X'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' 7 d7 J% z9 R; w8 n; R

9 a" J. a+ |: I9 v/ y* _. I'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'3 N* a' N, x& N' @6 }) x
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'Because you  got an F in sex.') r' F. s5 ?7 p

! M+ ]& o; k6 }2 HIf you  see someone without a smile today
9 D7 \/ T, s4 x: X5 r* z# Egive them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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