The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
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   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
6 z( y) j" M% L    five miles a day when he was 60.
8 V9 s" X2 t1 F+ a+ ~( P: c. C5 ~" y    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
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    by people who annoy me.
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1 B: V, g% L& _% n+ _) a   The only reason I would take up walking
: g$ Y; ?, g4 w# P& w: g    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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; F0 v0 s, m2 {& l7 G/ U$ n# G    I have to walk early in the morning,
% t  j* ^* K- Y9 v, e    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
. l8 v+ x6 {5 z$ m, Z! {    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
) S: K/ A5 R# A3 P! J    Apparently you have to go there.
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8 _7 u  A* M  a: e   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
9 H1 b8 b* y  r) `  H    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
  ?6 O$ Z2 B# u. U! j* r    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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6 `  P) o! s( c   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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; d( A7 x( b' K& O+ k   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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/ ?; @) L% r6 r# U$ c7 V% p5 {  We all get heavier as we get older,
# m% g/ Q. _$ S; }% U    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
- o$ t! |% k# e* ]3 y    I look just fine.