The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
9 l% \4 ^7 d# q3 H' H4 g- ~* R; }   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
1 l% [8 v2 M6 Z6 i8 r9 Z' W   home at $7000 per month.

* N8 {" x6 w5 K4 O- `2 G2 u: h, D    My grandpa started walking
' A1 c# |/ w" k5 z3 j( R8 r    five miles a day when he was 60.
* W4 S) U$ c5 Y6 V    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
! s, ~+ k$ F9 T7 U$ m  c3 Q' {    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
: ]+ Q. }0 S' W4 k' ?. F# f    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
0 a* [# {2 p' E/ Y; m    spent about 400 bucks.
$ }: h6 o$ @. `2 Q    Haven't lost a pound.
& s0 b! `% |7 h) F    Apparently you have to go there.
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0 a. w; q% ^; Z% ]1 ?9 U   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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9 p4 U, ~; M' Z6 A  F3 |   I do have flabby thighs,
  {6 k/ i/ n% C1 X" O    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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; C) w+ {6 F; l& I9 _    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
+ m2 I# d! c4 c) n% y3 H6 o4 \    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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, p2 G5 [; {4 t( L' q- i1 a   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  }8 J/ V. l: U. a$ @8 w" h4 z. ~  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
1 m( H6 p' f# h( E3 L% a6 g6 K    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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8 h( \) Y2 p- C. G! K7 E! `# ~" y  We all get heavier as we get older,
1 G/ o2 u  C, K2 o6 H  B8 ?6 Y6 Y6 @    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
: z. S; t+ [' ]# y/ {    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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5 w, E9 k/ x# @   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
$ e, V3 v0 f: ?     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
" z& M+ ^: ~: q    I look just fine.