The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
/ ]! W( q. o% A" ?1 c9 x   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

1 u9 U# T' f4 E1 Q* o( e    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
  r- R4 b! h" k, U- M, H    Now he's 97 years old
/ C4 o* v: P; }* B6 B2 P0 x    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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6 C( x, K1 {& I4 s- s5 X+ g) @+ h   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
1 t3 C* k) F$ Z: ]  W    by people who annoy me.
  
* q* ^# `5 A& S   The only reason I would take up walking
+ L% L* J: f! q, o0 V5 p' Y    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
4 M( e% t/ D: p, X* ?    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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. ^" S+ x: U) L& F, v% G. B   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
8 O; b5 k, @/ r* \( j    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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1 h: j- I% p% ~3 a! B   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
7 i! z* c6 }2 m: H# u    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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" G: d( q/ F5 F    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
% ^7 @6 o, J7 P7 s   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
. w: A# s2 e& \5 G7 b. B# N, x    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
1 a, z; G1 d+ l; U" f5 j) {% ~7 a8 }    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
: {) b: I8 i2 i: b    I look just fine.