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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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7 p9 K( h1 b% @% aHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.* i' F4 f, ?6 q2 X( ?' e3 Q. s
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?', U6 A: [1 ]+ q5 W P4 @
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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# S. k2 ]" s- ~3 d8 WHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him; [0 Q: n7 \( }4 ~
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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$ P& Y! e! e, x; {# V2 I'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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