Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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% ~, |7 _% y% R1 y+ [FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
5 {7 Q" k3 r7 H( r* k# {PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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# Q  G. |/ ]9 v# G: x0 D" X2 B, pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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3 P% C( b2 e9 T( A: X+ [SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
4 t8 W0 o) U8 N7 UFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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2 K$ C$ y# o2 kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
, J. [7 H7 _, ]; y$ e% I- NTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

1 `$ U/ q3 B5 a4 hYou are welcome.