Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
6 X3 p: _. S+ ?) H- FHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
2 p3 T9 J" F1 S( Y! s6 RTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* ~; Q, X3 b+ s. r1 w4 L6 K  KTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
+ W- F1 y: K* a- J* eHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
+ L" B7 k3 B% Z2 p$ V  TTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

7 B+ x4 ]9 w* ^8 `You are welcome.