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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 1 E# B% m- V- Q
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"Is that you Fred?" 2 v d! ?1 y, o
1 Z, r: ~% M2 A# o7 @"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ( t1 v5 M3 P. X5 t/ c
( S N, }: [! ~2 _"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 2 b0 Q8 r Q2 B6 J: y$ w" D3 a2 D
$ u+ F3 l$ \" \; _' K: n) \"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 4 a; m! @% h8 G
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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