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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." % Z: L5 `+ r8 ~& C' y* z
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"Is that you Fred?" ) y4 k8 d: g- F+ t! G( k
4 @+ M. S8 R" M7 g9 u"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ( T/ m. t/ t- T. {9 Q/ i
7 {2 g2 k9 J8 ^& y"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " " F; q9 I7 G6 b+ R
+ P$ H& s/ | H' P- f; z"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." + @. u; H# s w9 g
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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