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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 7 w( u5 ]2 O* \% J0 z
* \9 a6 M* A! k: x3 B8 s2 H4 W+ T"Mary... Mary...."
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# N$ N/ _; V) B# a"Is that you Fred?" + d) u$ u8 C* k3 }
5 C/ |! }+ K4 A- x1 H1 o"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" + w! C* ~# K8 ]3 r- I6 j% |2 G
0 G. \, N* y' N' r5 h"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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( t9 C% L# |$ Z3 r/ M"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 2 `( v+ u, `9 c# D' K3 \4 l- Q
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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