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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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; U' z; }5 a1 d"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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, w% k; A. ^( J1 @"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 6 C( a0 G% t b$ C2 z8 q
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 8 V o. D/ p* [ v7 a0 T
! q/ N8 \# D, |"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 3 P4 f# V4 D, v9 c: {7 c5 k7 }
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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