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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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6 ^7 _" {; `6 y" z- u- @1 c4 `5 v. v"Mary... Mary...." 2 {# Q0 c2 `# C; M( b
; k' a9 t) G+ ?"Is that you Fred?"
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4 p# k' A+ D- j2 {0 V' l" N+ J+ P7 i7 O"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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" R3 |- i7 J& _; C& y; y0 P"What is it like?" ) F! H2 X; t) B8 Z) s* f
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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+ l$ {0 k( [, R- r; }"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ; b4 N2 Z S) H8 s
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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