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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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, {1 y" e' m1 t"Mary... Mary...."
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- L" h6 y# l9 G6 E3 [6 w9 r"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" , @" h1 f- ^, T+ O2 M9 B; V
! ~: @8 L4 S$ s6 i4 _" [ W9 |"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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