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Husband of the year
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6 \$ ?8 F% o4 N6 }0 |' e0 UThe honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... . M9 Z$ k4 U; ` \5 f
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The United States of America / h! p! p7 d9 R; G

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6 s) G% A& \) L8 land then... 3 z* O! I9 x: w5 v9 Y7 O
Poland; f+ M5 l9 ~2 t, d8 i; c5 S" d

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but 3rd Place must go to...
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' ?# h& Q: U: c. a" t+ ?& eit was very very close but the runner up prize + d R1 [8 b- p$ y) i2 W, b
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Serbia
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2 Y" o8 R& n9 d, @but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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& I+ U m9 G9 f5 F+ rIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.0 j9 j; N+ h% H2 k1 n p
G" L: j8 z9 v7 \# J( NThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even # o9 D* O' }, o% @* {' X2 f
holding her hand....8 d2 O4 N5 r7 O+ u& ~$ W
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8 j$ _4 t; _, _7 L! JWoman has Man in it; ' T& G" s( T3 m" u
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 7 \3 {: p3 U [5 F. |* G0 m5 Y8 {
Female has Male in it; ' I1 l/ k: m: d1 n- K
She has He in it;
( w& j4 F4 K6 U i" [Madam has Adam in it;
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' z: Y- A' Q2 h7 R) cOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 3 U k. n9 g0 ^" g
) l( c1 W- m* j4 h; ^4 Y, }I never looked at it this way before: " Z- }1 g. l: P1 j
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENtal illness1 K0 e8 j T* u- K9 J
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
$ `( _% I* C9 A7 OGUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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) i1 a) e- A) Y# hRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
/ C X8 M- }3 `! n" eGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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