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Husband of the year
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' _, } N! s9 H5 z1 a) E3 SThe honorable z/ V0 `% V: ]2 x. `
mention goes to:8 P1 t( Z" D F {/ u
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- I- @8 M# l2 X3 [The United Kingdom 2 T8 U" j. c/ _% s
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America ( b% s4 }; J& c9 @+ h" [

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Poland
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& W% w' ^% z' X/ O3 Q$ e: s: |1 Fbut 3rd Place must go to...9 h: E2 `4 Y$ D. g! a% g1 E. v
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Greece 4 a0 R; L8 _0 e7 O+ O* S
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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# w: w% f$ s! `% w1 B, i2 n* T8 Z- Y! @Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.6 G5 \" D$ d' O) I4 _
' q/ ~& f& b% c; |/ r. mThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
; X6 r! g, K! Q. q4 l, K2 ]holding her hand....( N' E. V- ?$ e2 o2 Y+ O
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it; / F6 F2 D% Z: F1 t5 r! i# q
She has He in it; 1 A5 _9 I" A8 t/ N, i
Madam has Adam in it; 4 Q4 {) [+ e6 H. J' s
" w/ R+ h! b* f) nOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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0 k/ o: g: ?0 x1 _* b. y5 d4 gEver notice how all of women's problems start with0 S9 L1 Y! J) m
$ y1 y! b! _( a1 L MEN?
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8 @% {1 H m L2 [MENtal illness
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4 ^# {0 e& [ {MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 6 ^1 A, g2 |, n. O
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Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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