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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... 6 x' T9 z/ Z' q3 u$ t9 N% b
+ T% D5 I& x9 ZThe United States of America
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...7 C2 c9 B7 s0 v+ d, s, P
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Greece - u6 Q- e2 b. U5 g1 v. }' f9 F2 V
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) O$ ]" Q* ?/ e6 A; tit was very very close but the runner up prize
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5 X, z) a3 B n* E7 V$ C& k, F3 owas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ; P" Q0 z: z/ |5 R
+ a: ~3 ~& {' T' P- i, mIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.* m+ n: C% h2 E3 k% m, W4 h0 d
: z& t& |) f: r$ d. t8 E- X) @ ^The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
3 L7 e" v- z' ^0 t# d' h3 ]holding her hand....
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; s, f7 i+ e8 _- C0 hWoman has Man in it;
; C( J* l( ^ P3 m2 l: iMrs. has Mr. in it; / A0 }6 w3 ?# ? W5 E1 k2 F) C! v- a
Female has Male in it; 2 T8 h0 |5 R; T4 @" p5 p Y% t
She has He in it;
5 ]+ q2 q% S9 q) o% OMadam has Adam in it; $ a0 a: K# k5 X6 e
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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3 o. d6 S1 L- \* CEver notice how all of women's problems start with% G7 S9 y8 G- N9 O
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7 p* ?7 ]7 ^% O# a. H) SMENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause 7 d& z6 h& ^6 U) p1 E* H4 v
GUYnecologist & f- J6 v/ ]! p& V( j! O$ }
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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- b/ T/ F" J5 Y1 b' W1 E6 jRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You2 J% S; ^( p! m. m% |& C5 A9 y
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