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Husband of the year
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5 e9 f8 Y5 B& wThe honorable5 s: l0 W2 d0 W
mention goes to:5 i0 v# f& g" P$ x/ v8 V
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! S6 x2 \9 t: f; uThe United Kingdom
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- k9 ?' d3 G+ F Ufollowed closely by...
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& Z" _; F4 t: X% _- D6 Q! qThe United States of America # z! A" A' s! ]; r! ?/ L
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& V& {- O4 H% W* d' \( y3 P" ?but 3rd Place must go to...; j$ x- P6 y( a7 V$ L* h8 S7 z/ z
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia8 C- Y P: Q) e, l; t( m. N
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' C( |. I3 C3 d" y8 r0 O7 Kbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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$ ^0 ~0 ~! J, ?* p& TIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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1 U9 m R/ |1 t- F4 R& dWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
7 t9 O* R% N5 g j6 HShe has He in it; * y( @' ]: e( G) s! ^+ i$ ]% {
Madam has Adam in it;
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3 ?: C! [/ u% [4 C4 T2 c- M' a0 r7 KOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: . o* e. h+ [0 t" n
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with5 I# _9 o9 i0 S; U0 O6 b, C
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MENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause % S% ]$ F7 i4 r% @ A
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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