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Husband of the year- f% k4 T- I! {9 J" [
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# k) h# U9 R2 j& W% G: Y# PThe honorable
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?( b6 I- E2 [The United Kingdom + t" x1 F6 x) S) M% X
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3 @" S- Y; Z2 }7 s# {' Q* A/ x( ufollowed closely by...
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The United States of America
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& s6 E* d" v2 O$ K, g$ B9 f" ^and then...
% t4 W+ Q+ N0 s6 gPoland
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but 3rd Place must go to...; y$ e2 C# ^( O
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1 I) G" t ?0 n! B; J, T- k5 u" ~ \* HGreece + G T+ i" k: X
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/ q$ {5 M# M9 Y+ y5 Mit was very very close but the runner up prize 9 V# ^" G1 [7 u* T
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Serbia
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4 w5 Q, M( N, @; l# dbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 2 q1 V. i+ E, M6 l& }5 w
% K8 y3 J- I& L% P# w& w. j$ K; DIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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$ ~. l' ~) p3 @% m* SThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 7 y8 e3 b, |) d+ F4 y0 b
holding her hand....3 B' r3 W- D3 ^" B
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Woman has Man in it;
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1 q" @3 r2 K( t0 m% K* JFemale has Male in it;
+ @( T9 R- `! [, W; wShe has He in it; ) W. ]# j) _/ d) K
Madam has Adam in it;
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0 ?% ]; k' f6 J# A4 Q9 HOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 2 r3 p1 \4 {: X4 A# i# l8 u
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I never looked at it this way before: : d7 X; N& X- a% ?7 x c
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENstrual cramps
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8 r, w7 I' M6 i& M% O9 ]- v4 pMENopause 1 N& h3 K8 R5 t) F( L) F/ ]1 i) @
GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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6 z" C1 A9 _: }. A- x5 V% NRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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