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Husband of the year
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The honorable; { ~8 ]9 e/ R
mention goes to: X& d% |& ?2 X j9 e7 {2 f6 S
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The United Kingdom ! f U: P8 d5 f. g
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America - k2 y# B8 m# [

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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...0 j* R* X" j; w' p8 N; @* |
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Greece * K2 \; B5 N. a3 C
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% _. c! o# R2 O0 s5 N! T8 ^it was very very close but the runner up prize 5 {1 s# F6 @5 `
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. % K) @& b% `" p! V; q
) c7 b. F$ G6 t8 T# [/ KIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.; e. D- \) Q2 p4 o
- R, Y# \- H5 J: T3 ZThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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' g2 i2 n( m, T: a# fWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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5 {7 F/ `2 U# W" j$ g% Z# `: @' ]$ n* BMadam has Adam in it; 5 F6 |- G( o4 }9 \
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: * d% E" _ V5 s2 `0 E
9 w! d( _' b' j" N' \Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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( l% c0 X6 u1 [5 p6 h! e5 fMENtal illness3 N7 w# F( F9 t% N) V* {6 w
6 _" {0 [- S9 _3 n8 s( f6 ]MENstrual cramps $ W1 N& Y4 I+ u' h8 i% C
MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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( C Z1 I. H/ q8 R, iWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ' j2 ~' `+ K2 I. j9 E4 Z% h
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You- r8 U) |' P7 M' Z ~+ f! \
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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