 鲜花( 49)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Husband of the year
: V+ M1 z. B7 W5 u1 D8 Oawards0 `$ h8 o: O/ h: ~. D- W: [' l
9 {4 F9 _# Z4 j7 J0 O
* l5 k: U3 o; h) }4 T9 a9 `9 I' z4 w
+ j) R- E$ P4 `2 _, L4 Q
The honorable
/ o6 y9 ]0 S# _% R2 Xmention goes to:4 }0 U, m$ b8 @( X/ r. K- N8 O% d
6 n* }1 q+ y8 E8 G! y
) E4 C3 V9 O# t2 ^! i) ?: x+ I @3 u! E8 m% |% g5 {
The United Kingdom & T! ]; L! R/ L* K+ G( [, \( h: h5 a7 _% u
8 m1 b! {+ a" |2 D
, q" D- g C0 A; O+ F* x* e- b8 f. ]0 |8 G5 \' z' [
followed closely by... 5 t, U, n3 o. W. f$ r4 L
/ }7 X) d, l4 V+ C, L6 z ?4 U: w
The United States of America $ x6 N( H% s2 Q- r# Y/ ~! b

; j0 l* X. ^/ H1 q' W$ q1 n8 T4 E% r( y" _" _1 U. A; W+ E
and then...
$ a: P ], Y1 e$ o1 W+ aPoland
# b" x# _- Z# ^7 S/ I - l- a, B8 G! o
|/ m- z: n4 B b- O# q7 R6 u
but 3rd Place must go to...
- N- N% b) I' k, D. \: f: B
' w# o* L6 m7 u' {' ~
! ~& {. ^1 Z9 N: b FGreece ; E; `" Z$ J! H# {% {+ u6 u
* ^+ y8 T( Q" [! P8 ~
( n# t5 V$ e V+ {7 f! ^, d1 L4 r8 @4 y0 F! M
. N( N7 i6 e# w$ I
+ L+ C# ^' U; d3 H- q' l- z0 b5 C
it was very very close but the runner up prize
& C4 C- z$ l2 s" _! L. _
5 G! E& i8 A( L5 `# Q$ ~5 mwas awarded to....
# {/ P: a7 }( V- |* o3 ?* S/ RSerbia
! b9 H8 x- d1 _; j4 p3 O
8 r' ^, Y3 l) | ; X0 P9 }8 C* j
$ O7 m4 x5 z0 t# h# q, W
but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. - B) `/ \: [% u% ~" q
' c' q- u/ n( s# q& K2 _6 c
Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
' r7 R# \8 X- a: R3 P( R. _1 U. {2 ]; w( b: i$ Q3 M
The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
- q# ^* r s f( s0 D. b* lholding her hand....
# P* _/ L. F5 h: ]2 @# y8 [/ a. O% G ~7 B4 }" U2 C; o

. e: h2 i5 \* G q7 Y
4 g) Y8 \- `* V/ \! T" i KWoman has Man in it;
/ u8 |' T: J- p/ d! rMrs. has Mr. in it; 8 P6 [6 S% n# X# B0 G
Female has Male in it; ; m7 L. ?/ B/ s$ ~2 a) r
She has He in it;
/ j8 V! H& k: v4 l! oMadam has Adam in it;
: u* g l! k' ~- c! g# m: }- g
4 c9 b1 Z" ?1 L1 ? U) m: |Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
* B7 @# F2 @7 }5 V2 I' J% ]# i) y
% f7 J" `, D+ k2 N; N2 ^/ jI never looked at it this way before:
+ M5 A0 b( @/ X* N+ I) U
& {9 {$ i& a7 KEver notice how all of women's problems start with4 O( T- a) }& h; ^2 C
" b' g$ ~9 v- F# \
MEN? - x" A' m1 v9 h4 ^# p
1 W4 o# x3 J( Q9 V! Q
MENtal illness
. I/ y1 C. j, Q P
, a P1 X. D# L& `# [ Z- _7 rMENstrual cramps 0 I8 E1 P6 S+ {
MENtal breakdown
# m& `9 c1 `4 L# H, n& G1 ]3 O: q; c) \8 p0 D* j
MENopause 2 r# w$ ~& U4 c# x
GUYnecologist / P. C$ G! |! a. r) C% w' {
! h; H+ X. ^( ~% a9 u0 CAND
/ L Y1 B& {$ Z, T; a2 WWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. " F* k+ R v! K
1 n% ^! z7 w/ {0 _. ^Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
3 t. [& t9 `8 S+ \( HGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
|