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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house* _" A G) c3 H4 X# [ @
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
5 m" m" s n$ a* D' M% Z* RShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
' S1 Y% ~" R+ |1 yCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.( t9 }% u7 ~+ G( ^3 T" m0 W3 x B2 t
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.7 @2 Q1 j& h7 H2 o: V1 v. } ^; d
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.5 Y! l8 ^6 [# b
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) u. r/ q1 V: ~, } q6 z6 h8 [# _
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
; {" i5 \* l' O; Y+ RFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,1 H; }, ] g$ X% h
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.2 v8 Q5 o7 c% o5 Y, g+ F
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
: P9 z6 J! s5 T, sWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.. m* s$ v S/ _* P O4 v- s2 t
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
7 U; E2 E* ?* a1 n3 x3 LTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
0 L; ?- H; D) x. dAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,9 `* L6 B% `4 q$ U# C2 Q3 H/ ~
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
5 R- \% H! [7 nShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
7 h( r+ y" |4 X/ c3 k. a+ sHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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