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Tiger s Holiday Poem) n9 k5 ~4 R: n y
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 w2 u" ]& t9 {
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.5 f/ W) Y6 [; Q9 U
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,8 ^. u+ u1 F: I# L
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.5 I" d) Q0 o6 a; N5 i1 W
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
' v1 d1 e8 c: p6 J7 W7 j6 ~Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.8 }* l! q6 f( T; v6 b
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
( K3 C# h* i7 Y0 tWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.- P9 M; r. j4 d4 p9 x& |
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
( {* ?+ q% h7 nTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.! M0 B7 D4 _" `5 K' J
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,( Y, d/ E y1 ], m/ R
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
) Z1 d! i7 F7 F: [# h# [( H" xDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',2 o- g% B. ?: _ d# L. d( h7 M
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
( @& T k. B2 Z2 m, Y& W* ?And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,# W: F5 V3 k! n1 Z
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
3 C7 j7 a" ~+ u8 V8 @She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
+ j; [$ F& D) l3 X. j! K" FHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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