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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
索马里海盗新船长走马上任
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈& {. l% `  z% O5 T- W6 S
好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem) n9 k5 ~4 R: n  y
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 w2 u" ]& t9 {
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.5 f/ W) Y6 [; Q9 U
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,8 ^. u+ u1 F: I# L
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.5 I" d) Q0 o6 a; N5 i1 W
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
' v1 d1 e8 c: p6 J7 W7 j6 ~Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.8 }* l! q6 f( T; v6 b
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
( K3 C# h* i7 Y0 tWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.- P9 M; r. j4 d4 p9 x& |
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
( {* ?+ q% h7 nTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.! M0 B7 D4 _" `5 K' J
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,( Y, d/ E  y1 ], m/ R
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
) Z1 d! i7 F7 F: [# h# [( H" xDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',2 o- g% B. ?: _  d# L. d( h7 M
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
( @& T  k. B2 Z2 m, Y& W* ?And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,# W: F5 V3 k! n1 Z
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
3 C7 j7 a" ~+ u8 V8 @She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
+ j; [$ F& D) l3 X. j! K" FHer prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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