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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
索马里海盗新船长走马上任
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
& n7 [( W- G8 c. ?+ S) K 好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house* _" A  G) c3 H4 X# [  @
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
5 m" m" s  n$ a* D' M% Z* RShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
' S1 Y% ~" R+ |1 yCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.( t9 }% u7 ~+ G( ^3 T" m0 W3 x  B2 t
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.7 @2 Q1 j& h7 H2 o: V1 v. }  ^; d
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.5 Y! l8 ^6 [# b
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) u. r/ q1 V: ~, }  q6 z6 h8 [# _
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
; {" i5 \* l' O; Y+ RFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,1 H; }, ]  g$ X% h
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.2 v8 Q5 o7 c% o5 Y, g+ F
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
: P9 z6 J! s5 T, sWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.. m* s$ v  S/ _* P  O4 v- s2 t
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
7 U; E2 E* ?* a1 n3 x3 LTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
0 L; ?- H; D) x. dAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,9 `* L6 B% `4 q$ U# C2 Q3 H/ ~
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
5 R- \% H! [7 nShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
7 h( r+ y" |4 X/ c3 k. a+ sHer prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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