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Tiger s Holiday Poem0 r! r2 _+ K# s" U8 U( j
% \- z, T, o" x0 H# F6 ]Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
9 ]% Q3 [# u/ h4 k1 [Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
3 t6 \. F/ X' Y$ N8 j+ sShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,/ r" u A+ E* w8 f, F% H9 F8 G" O
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
: x6 ?. z$ o( B9 n* ?% M2 M& s vHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
1 U# {. v; v' d0 m, v6 q0 @; dWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' [6 P- m( l) h7 [- WHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,* P* f r$ L6 Q+ O0 P. |! X# Q
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
8 x l+ f: O' p, @From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
& ~9 F2 T; Z! q& S2 n+ f! v2 JTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.9 Q1 L. W9 F! d9 w
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,+ |- c, c& c7 V. d
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.2 z5 H4 F1 e4 P- S$ [/ J0 ? P, A
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
5 I- K c [' o0 X6 ~Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .+ t4 U" G9 @+ S; @. [
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
: R3 W2 I8 n: n8 l* H1 I& @"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
3 n4 a3 J6 O: F# ZShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
- k* j! r0 v- H% s- C0 THer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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