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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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. b! R9 r9 d( L. {Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
& Y( d5 \6 f7 t$ x" OTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
! c- n& s$ x+ z, KShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
( G& I+ J. w; [) A. i! R( uCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.6 g& S6 k/ h; p$ p9 b# }
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
9 a; L' S: F$ A- m! YWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.( P+ Q% N9 X9 ~ t
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
2 L4 `1 M, e5 i$ B0 E1 z, r1 DWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.# v! {$ D: O( @) G
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,0 P+ v( S* B! J4 J/ N. V7 d& U
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.% G8 N7 b- v3 i5 ~: f
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,6 E. Y+ ~! v* s* }: X. ~
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.! X/ x+ m: { t- h: I I' Z
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
1 O, K, e( \' y) l( DTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
7 \. U, A7 v- w, Z! M% e! a' o- zAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,, L# Q# k! _' \1 q7 E
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
7 B6 z/ P) {- k* z! k: gShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,( ~* o% ], U0 F; h6 M! j6 {
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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