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Tiger s Holiday Poem/ h6 t+ w* K- D1 v5 J0 ]8 j1 k
5 T! F t( o8 ?& K' J6 e5 w% K5 RTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
9 S( \ r/ D; F+ F1 A4 qTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.9 I3 |1 n7 X4 l0 {
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,- g! Y1 l2 r, o7 M R
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
* P: H& D8 v4 D [3 L4 O/ ZHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
/ E1 d& R+ A! w) T5 KWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
P" \! k+ I* s' u0 }He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,3 m) n+ C: W; A. L9 t! u0 V3 m
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
1 G6 ?# G0 i# S- Q$ BFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
, c* x% Z7 l) y* |- F' K# v: H7 STiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
; ]# t U. L3 H8 i' b# y* zWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
* S( I, {: a1 S9 B# O& ]When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.# Y" T. `+ \1 M% K# @
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
, r ]) \ t8 l( h/ R6 N3 \Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .$ {' K: Y) c8 f! P) n) t- w J
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
) w0 G* |- ]1 }6 t"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
( t9 E7 t+ O& y* W eShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,3 L9 { o0 Y5 V8 M F1 `" N
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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