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Tiger s Holiday Poem1 }9 Y% ~ J* y
, }. f$ H- n1 k6 W* eTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 J. w+ ?* ]. M
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
9 D) [+ m7 Z+ n6 CShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,( Z5 i7 ?, q6 k0 y0 b X1 E: A
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: ?4 i \/ L. k5 W) y6 |
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.# M! X& A5 O9 p! @7 h, Y- k
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.( ?+ }1 {3 c5 n+ @- G0 W6 K
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,2 G U" j1 y# Y/ G: D/ K+ d+ o
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
3 I, L/ M: s! @0 FFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
8 C% y. ]# e/ A1 @Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
1 {2 g' B; S4 A. t" |1 }/ @% ]With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) J& U+ u6 k7 R7 M" M
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.# I5 \( y' T; _& f7 i( ^3 n* R
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
4 s5 {' m( A# n, @, q" p7 qTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
! j# G1 T: @/ V2 O2 _And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
. F9 B1 k3 B d; J. S% m5 V"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."6 ^2 V3 ~+ P; v( Y
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
, g* g$ D9 d J3 R. mHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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