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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 1 _# V- D) B) X1 i0 X
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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: s6 b$ b0 e1 _' |2 e"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." * C$ G$ v8 d. }9 Z* B M
2 [" B8 ^3 ^! D8 A* e7 @% h% E* \"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." 4 O& O0 K/ Q9 c; X5 a6 u9 L* z
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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" ^$ u( S" e" D$ O; x"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." 7 U z' w1 B0 E. T' Y7 n' d
, s" v3 Z5 O" h, r, V1 C, Y# g/ N"So, what's your problem?"
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( |, u! S0 N& Z5 J3 S"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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