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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 7 O0 V0 U) T9 v
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." 9 t) \3 H) X* ?% ]# _& d9 p
! t+ H% ~" R( }# v6 I2 z"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. 2 i$ F" p) w- p$ J' C) E
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." 9 l& v4 R) \* Z% R
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"So, what's your problem?"
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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