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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:; F. B% H' u2 c

0 o# r% c. t/ j3 JA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
3 Z; h9 O( A* D) A+ Panyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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( B3 P& L2 x2 m5 O2 I9 b- X, v3 RThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.  P8 s" K; D) W; z
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download6 s: `9 n( E5 R0 b) a
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' C0 g% ?5 P" x1 ~4 kAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
, A2 z" l/ E1 u8 _had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
7 T$ {# s% }* m( m+ ^nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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6 {, h! X+ k9 V) h6 twhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny  F) Z" u4 Z  b
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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