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5 U8 \- F% S7 S) p& r5 f1 {4 n: oA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"8 d& x6 N& W0 i+ X8 n& q7 I2 M: Q4 Y( q
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' h; E! V8 @0 G8 xThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
& x6 @. n7 J' E( n' a5 _anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
6 Q* i* u g6 _$ [We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download' l0 B& d! ?( i: D, i2 L6 P
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
l- B; W- s* b& n4 xhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
: p, W2 b+ i$ C8 e5 Q0 ~- T1 c. Mnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:1 C. `7 S2 S- `3 k
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! g; O% Z- W9 S' M' t$ [; b+ b .... Scroll down !
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: c) O# Q6 d) T" p! C; RYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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