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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
2 S+ U& R! Y/ T2 `4 Xanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 }+ Z# U2 F' o4 R3 k4 T* g: |7 W
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download0 i7 @) j8 ~2 j) N" _
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' o, O7 p! L% o: E; R% LAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
. ]* s" C# `( p- Y& ? ^had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
. }# z, T# s+ u( }6 \0 }nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:$ s- T1 D4 d. G% H a8 {
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.... Scroll down ! 1 u9 T$ o. F9 \( ~, X. s
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You'll love this !
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