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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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* n+ K* D0 h- i" X6 y2 ?& M4 ZThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
; Y0 p) I: p+ i4 a0 canyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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3 N# }& ~3 ?4 A0 }+ `Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.: W$ O- H5 c$ @: r$ a4 f& P- d
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download; z+ ]* k0 o0 p" A2 ]
from my hard drive.3 J+ @2 C2 a, e
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:% j4 k( r Z3 q1 k: Z; q. _# o
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' e1 @, \6 ?- w4 |2 E .... Scroll down ! + y" Y) n1 J+ X& O' H3 m$ t! U
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, [2 C& u" G+ m: |You'll love this !
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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22
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