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# `! g8 x1 `/ V G- IA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out( y7 g# s$ \- u1 B
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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, P0 R* O: ?( w1 N$ O2 T6 wThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
, Y( [% |- U3 x5 F8 ^We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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# R$ g# G! F& l2 c) K Inine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! $ g% t4 ]7 P# W9 W( `8 S
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You'll love this ! ( k# z( |* h- M4 \5 P4 M7 m
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