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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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8 l0 |- r* h' s" oA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"6 D4 W& O! j' {! x5 Z3 \4 y
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out) A/ w/ \! t i0 V4 a8 V* J5 I z
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.7 p' P0 L/ X8 F6 W* l# ]4 I
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.* [9 _0 p& F( {
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download0 I3 I. H9 E4 Y1 ~3 A
from my hard drive.& ?6 [% }7 P1 U3 \) y- R& i" I
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% a. x* o& i$ g9 D' S1 C& o( ~* BAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us" s$ Y* b% i( N6 c6 Y$ E
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
! p* [; j1 w( q! j* ~8 F$ J5 M. Ynine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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8 e- U) J% n3 p .... Scroll down ! 6 |3 }" Y T( P8 d$ X/ n
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6 |7 U Z! z5 H* W6 mYou'll love this ! 1 [3 g9 U7 z. E5 c J: a! {/ w$ u
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'You have Male!'
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