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0 o# r% c. t/ j3 JA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
3 Z; h9 O( A* D) A+ Panyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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( B3 P& L2 x2 m5 O2 I9 b- X, v3 RThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. P8 s" K; D) W; z
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download6 s: `9 n( E5 R0 b) a
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' C0 g% ?5 P" x1 ~4 kAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
, A2 z" l/ E1 u8 _had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
7 T$ {# s% }* m( m+ ^nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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( B \2 T3 g c .... Scroll down ! 3 R: S5 o9 b0 j; @8 f5 c/ S
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* Z! O) Y6 Q( o2 nYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!' 3 Q+ o+ C/ o' f% T) x4 B
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