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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"$ s$ P+ n2 V g4 ]( F/ l4 i u; G" f
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. \& o$ U$ B" D4 R, y' I3 r: g v8 SThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out0 t/ G, U* J( f$ T0 b
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.: n& U: O" {! x
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
7 ~ m! X: t4 a: z7 O/ }8 T6 P0 vWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download. G R4 Y2 K0 x8 R% b
from my hard drive.0 L0 S" {+ ]7 ^2 F
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( R3 h0 |7 u: w* O8 g, O$ O5 kAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
* A+ T- d R5 o3 W6 Mhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
( {7 L1 a: v' b% m5 Onine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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f" ]% w3 _7 \) C( l, F'You have Male!'
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