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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:# \6 A5 K8 n0 m. h$ u8 r
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") |6 C9 x5 K1 ^! i2 ~3 K" U

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- j. E5 W- T  a- tThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
" Q- u7 z) y  Z: sanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.: M: E4 X% j0 q) ~6 V; K& V0 M! `

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4 M" X% K) K- j3 P, J8 Y; MWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download! V9 _! b& {& }$ W
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
7 B6 Q% X0 s& S. z) nhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
4 D+ G, v: m2 \, O( @9 L: enine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:' u' ]4 _* @2 {6 H- ]. m5 S/ y
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.& C& K" }9 |: {9 d7 \$ v
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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