A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
9 e9 n4 D1 ?; Q* R: a6 [2 d
) \9 {; B. M  W* p- M+ H, i+ {His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
) s8 f7 {: Z( c0 o
A few days later he received a letter from his son:

' i9 A0 \0 L" R4 z$ y( y) ]Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
" j6 A" {! c" _4 `  ^  v2 a  \Vinnie

8 r* b" d6 B  J% G# tAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

$ |: r5 y9 M! n+ R0 |/ ?* CThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

( F3 ^8 `% Q: C+ P1 qDear Pop,
0 a( Z, i+ E( U; l- [' iGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
, {( ]6 s+ T" `/ \2 s, Y' QLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了