A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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) P. T0 t% @! ~; [His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
1 f8 T- I! m: E! wI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
/ X7 c, K/ ]% \( K" JLove,
Papa
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' g9 P, Y8 j) jA few days later he received a letter from his son:

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; U8 b  ?$ [0 n& [0 K5 UDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
( u& O: y3 u4 h% Q+ ]Love,
Vinnie
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- j( N# Z, ^2 e( [6 C/ pAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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" \, N% R) Z+ k2 w& IThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
* b9 R/ ~2 s$ }% s! VGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
( G1 B1 C4 {- \4 H  L8 N" wVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了