欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
& l5 g1 d- v: o$ hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
+ L' S  e$ w: r3 uthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
8 d- F- V$ E1 t% z4 Q* Z8 Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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3 U( P5 `2 C! {5 k3 ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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6 x+ U* j/ M- ~' a$ sIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% X& o1 N7 j  H& X* G- t3 Qreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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" X8 r" F' e) s+ `, N2 HAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ p" G* |$ E# g5 bdisgrasful and it should go away.
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4 w, P; X) |) FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

5 {" V4 H) G# ~$ m) f5 c0 p! `, {% RDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ m0 p0 q( a1 q; h; F1 d; v. nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
5 _  R- F/ Y% i! ?+ r9 b, Sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

5 ~( P2 d6 ~$ o+ `' Y- |+ k1 VIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
: `5 s5 q! E2 p) Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ ^) u* u( o& X/ j8 E0 D9 `) Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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! \/ Y1 r8 b% R6 z& x6 j               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 p5 }( Y8 T& \你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
* J4 ~3 q( T& a4 J/ s/ E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 J1 m( {( f8 x路过，让你们看看我的波

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