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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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( s- _- z1 C4 }, OSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
& O  j: Y/ r" P* kFor their first night together.  
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -9 M/ T8 y4 u, ^4 G- {3 `# l
gets up and has his breakfast.  
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% H" F% d- {! }; j( Q. e: LAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  3 l  M, @$ A$ h' K7 E) l. f  Y

) h8 }- T/ o# dShe replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.' i! O+ V! N' k
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -2 {7 {* v% R5 F4 x/ j% `
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
+ X7 ~# c6 G! {6 G' ^9 mShe replies - No.
6 I8 i# b3 ^" g: f4 k! uJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  3 O+ F4 K4 u: r! ?* |. O* j7 o
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..% d" g# Z& v# G' O& d7 d# N4 j# U
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
9 O1 G! y4 B9 W9 L. s9 {4 {+ uAre Paul and Mary up yet ?- H2 ?- \. n8 V8 t3 j
His mom says -  No.    + ]( r+ R% j0 s1 e: m4 l
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  4 J. u+ F) E+ a5 o' ]$ {8 ~" U% r
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
2 t, J! s( X3 \  @2 x+ P+ WHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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