一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：
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+ `/ `% a( x4 f/ W3 J5 aDear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
' N8 b( l1 R/ R  |6 x  I9 p- NInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
5 `& d" Y) i* Cthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
; L6 H+ m  ?" t: p& H% Xplan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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6 W8 J8 i. f# g# FThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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' r5 @7 k/ \; o# F% {4 dPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
, h& E; [& u1 Gfollowing stipulations:

) h! T. X1 Z3 v" `( m2 z* e4 g1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
, [) q* \; ^! v* O8 M9 Q; y" g* eUnemployment fixed.

, I& S( k6 X" z+ x4 U2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.
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: z% o) w! z* S0 y" Z0 P) a1 w3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
% Q7 g1 h6 ^, Y7 |Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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YZSUNNY

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caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光

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  Q4 X- P" ?8 Q5 C1 S) z, @好，那改成　５５　岁以上必须退休。
给我一百万，我现在就退休，

lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下