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写给美国总统：
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: L# a) [( {+ `: h% CDear Mr. President:: G7 U- d5 ^# ?5 q; ~) Z
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 g; Y0 a+ }; P% ~" |
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.7 t& O' b- v) P, x4 Y& S
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:7 J( |9 }8 u3 a
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.* m- y* M! h' Z; K4 v
5 s M) w. u, {: k2 L+ N7 F% YPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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+ f# P' F; P' m1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
, e' Q6 _) o* vUnemployment fixed.1 L, s& L# {8 z3 A
) p/ j! F( t' k6 _1 F: O2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-: q6 N2 q8 g. L: c* n. A. J3 i
Auto Industry fixed.' T3 q# R9 s7 b' `& A1 ]
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ s$ u, b1 h8 ~1 c1 R7 V# o# N) Q
Housing Crisis fixed.
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$ B# X1 P1 R5 T( AIt can't get any easier than that!
: b) J" y2 I! l+ S* g# ?If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their5 @( s* S/ n' V g9 C
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