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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:3 F J2 C3 G+ P+ \& [
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.: d6 o# p# W% m7 K. d5 _
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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7 S% A, O$ i( S+ P& ^You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:2 H; K: h) T% `$ K
5 `* H* ]/ V5 a; o5 CThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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4 O# D* {( }* N1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ S- y- c' P) MUnemployment fixed.
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6 m p9 a$ a. ~8 ]! \/ E2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-0 m( H* Z- f [' N! }; ~7 J
Auto Industry fixed." Y9 r: S2 Z' E+ B) J3 k4 Z
2 j$ E! c8 u# [" c R/ h: T3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
+ C! T6 `2 i, K6 @ MHousing Crisis fixed.
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. o2 M; [, `5 ^" Z6 gIt can't get any easier than that!
( \8 L& D& m+ E5 I$ h) l$ sIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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