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7 a" y# Z/ }( I7 E2 {* w7 i( gDear Mr. President:
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2 h! G8 ?, S3 Q0 {" }& U5 hPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
& I" I. j! g0 f) w7 U! a6 o5 `" \Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
! L0 t1 V6 S8 ?the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following8 D/ Z; E7 ?6 M j$ q( y: ]1 x& }2 M
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the7 J H- N) l4 x
following stipulations:/ a; T4 }0 t, G. F9 T
$ a( h8 o' r; D: G1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
i, a( j/ b, I) F- n8 T% MUnemployment fixed.
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: L# x% z* f8 |& L7 f% B0 h6 w2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' H) x) ^# s$ X: n6 ~/ w0 i
Auto Industry fixed.3 V" {2 E+ r/ {6 d. \$ Q
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ n: i9 c" w+ O S8 e8 Q" `
Housing Crisis fixed.0 o8 u! T& `7 v- ^! n9 ~0 w
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It can't get any easier than that!
( v1 F+ W3 h: {6 E7 p9 H7 |- w$ t5 eIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their' N; k8 L4 L; }/ D5 v( X
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