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Dear Mr. President:( t6 g4 H3 m2 \7 A J- a
) B* b, y/ f' b& h1 u2 g0 LPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.2 X: K6 A2 m, D, O P
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
9 W; L+ k0 a: E m* P: f1 sthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, y% H2 V( A4 |/ J6 i
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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- N2 c/ H. g. TPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the1 o% D6 _3 Y, ?
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- F3 `; a( x+ y# o1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -" t5 Q/ H8 k! b! a1 i4 a
Unemployment fixed., \7 P$ k; R" e. j
& { M( C# P' w. o) @2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
; ~1 X( M* T4 l* [Auto Industry fixed.- n' B) a3 _5 S" } |! e
! ]% i+ N- |* P/ c: {& `/ ~3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
' V* J" I- J! K1 a, H! ZHousing Crisis fixed.7 c" `6 i Y4 d% B/ \5 z* ^
. m- l6 g/ P* h( y& hIt can't get any easier than that!
+ T- I( k- B5 p: q9 ^1 ?# {' xIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their% W# x( m, e0 t9 p5 u% O
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