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写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:, c5 b7 j4 Z. l H$ e8 {3 ^* S9 v
; t, M0 u. h" K0 E4 A( w5 pPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.5 A( N0 |" B! R$ a6 l$ Z5 i- \
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander6 | S8 c" W1 A- q5 \% B0 Y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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( T9 t T& q4 L, q9 D% mYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:3 q% J( S8 k- V E5 g/ z- w* [
. b3 `: @' l# I0 eThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.* i" Q. K1 M" @ A* w* z4 @
3 ^( K1 P+ l; Y& }, H2 H1 _# ?Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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& n* D- l! }4 z4 k# L1 m6 u& s G1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
2 P' l# N, w U& b/ PUnemployment fixed.
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4 Y+ q6 P: R. p! g- \6 C1 R) y2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
: S9 I2 m3 F5 Q0 \Auto Industry fixed.
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7 v$ J/ Z+ s6 ^3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ E8 \* ?* V1 T8 G7 p# }
Housing Crisis fixed.
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* |; w w) G: ?4 Y, tIt can't get any easier than that!
1 j0 Q S/ s1 Y! zIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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