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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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) M, S3 B1 J1 v4 k"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."; }3 o. g  p7 {4 m1 c
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"Well done. Who was that?"
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% R( F. X, P; I$ n"My granny.") M$ N& L3 `5 n+ G: r

9 q7 l+ C3 L/ ~& r. F4 b( o3 J$ B"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."3 x" |9 E: ^8 S4 J* v6 m

- ~0 E1 u. M4 y* T"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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8 r! i! }* i3 _! u6 o* L4 j“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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( T' H* n0 s4 @, l“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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