英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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) M, S3 B1 J1 v4 k"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"
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% R( F. X, P; I$ n"My granny."

9 q7 l+ C3 L/ ~& r. F4 b( o3 J$ B"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

- ~0 E1 u. M4 y* T"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

8 r! i! }* i3 _! u6 o* L4 j“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。
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( T' H* n0 s4 @, l“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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