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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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- x7 J% G# I- ~7 O8 u7 y! F% `! F"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."  T' s6 B. s2 I5 N8 e

$ R; y) ]  j% E4 a& H6 O2 X"Well done. Who was that?"" S3 h* g2 g/ H0 A+ ?* A1 t( P

3 r8 f5 K) V$ z0 V7 C"My granny."! A$ W, p) P% H! t6 J

  x, h8 @" B& [& v"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."% z' I3 Q5 B5 o6 p4 c, k- o

7 X4 `* L" |& H! Q8 ]8 ["Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 ' P: \( ]: d4 N& @" d1 T
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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