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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！1 }- }* c3 _6 o5 k0 \+ Y- y
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Where did I go wrong?7 X$ @3 r0 i# e0 ^- g! M( n: w1 M
! V, C" T' I: ]& YA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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+ n9 ?) f" F+ F4 U( f7 j& d/ p0 s, DOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: F$ S$ v5 m8 y( ^5 y+ R3 U
5 y7 W4 ?5 a$ }. H5 |, f' UWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 K1 ^& ^) m: j/ c7 {& d. m6 q
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. + j9 ^) V+ t- C* o' i( n
9 G3 `: l$ P3 c& J, j0 t6 fThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!2 U1 M8 l: z* D! R
" g5 ~! ?- ]* C1 D9 ]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. + J3 M/ C, q8 B1 v% U v( o' P/ W6 ] B# h
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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# k( C9 p& q0 t! ]% x1 _. OHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 R1 T! Z- O, i, D/ W% S
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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