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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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4 D# @) M0 Y$ wWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 N; v& e6 O5 e" [6 A& \ t
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park./ n8 {5 W, D: A3 L* }# z8 S$ e
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. $ V, q# A6 @- M2 d
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. W" D. k, O4 x, L8 `, c$ A
; C3 I5 W }7 Z9 L& G1 F: g- uThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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* E" M. k& {5 x: WFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 H' A1 c" T% _, l% e. i: o6 ^2 g4 T t
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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% c# E% M% y; K6 D3 f' sHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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3 i. s/ ]% f. g1 q2 |" J5 hThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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