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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?7 M. P6 P( J/ ^6 G6 l: |* n
/ N _& h6 ^$ a+ k! I2 ]: w/ vA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.6 d/ e( G: I; A% p+ { b3 `* x* R
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 5 _7 E4 R* C! |: G R
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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9 u- z9 o" }9 o, d( z# b" JThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. F0 K) F' ~/ h' ~
& h( w& h* T& J; [) ]" jHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”% K: ^9 H* k( h/ q6 y, Q
7 D" F2 d- Y% X2 y, z6 XHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”& W' i7 m1 l* L* C$ _1 t- A$ {
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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