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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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8 T; a7 p+ A: A8 Y, z5 AWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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w0 q- r' P9 {What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 G S" L0 d8 k
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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" [- l3 h4 T9 G, H1 UHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”% O! O2 z) L, k5 @4 z; z) j
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”# I$ w* x( }; q) F$ J: M
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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