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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后!
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* H3 O8 u. D4 ^5 z" t! t1 _Where did I go wrong?2 H. T' w4 G: m' m8 h' P0 v* s
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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8 F1 c& l, b3 R% `, z) HOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!& i& B* x0 Q) g7 _( J; D
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. s8 C9 N/ i4 \0 O. T" s
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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: }, x( s" u/ p$ \, M7 B. g- UHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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# z5 B. c3 Q; l yThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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