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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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% h ^! s0 i! }8 u ]# WWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; |5 H, `1 [2 X7 z
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.( V% X L1 c& e
9 E! Z( O" D) C3 r; \& m0 K* w( cWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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" Q+ }- }, T3 M4 vFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 9 b% i" s0 ?- z5 y2 J# }
/ M" V$ O* H% s3 xThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! _1 {" g9 q* N# B# g
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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. ?8 Q5 C5 k2 j+ \5 qHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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& Q# z- Z/ M- m% W8 U# [Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 w3 Q; l# p( J& X
$ e4 l- G# X- G9 r, i ?* FThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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