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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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' q' }2 \9 H* g. LWhere did I go wrong?
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R3 k `% v7 K. l9 BA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; o+ D- M, ~! s2 }: l; a
8 v- [, H, j" i) s, Y# X2 kOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.8 N% W! D* _2 J6 W6 |! H6 K% z
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 d1 g# Q9 e& P8 m6 U! K6 A
3 J; {5 ^; D. {+ L- D. T7 XFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. R! Y% Y4 ]! L
! `! z% G6 P, z* Z9 Q6 I0 q& MHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”. |1 k3 o6 y& G5 Q* c
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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! a: j7 q) w, p5 i! N1 ~ sThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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