MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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3 }: s0 ]- ?" W! z( rThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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5 q1 T; }  ?' o" B' \4 \& TWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! B) [5 ?) s* Q9 Q* U8 ~+ \4 b0 a7 DAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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) ?4 D& P; p6 Z, wyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!