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MY NEXT LIFE& L! Q% }, N3 v- s8 R! `3 ?6 g
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I want to live my a9 q! l$ G/ M9 l8 q y8 S) h
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the+ \) X" E" s7 K3 x
way right off the bat., _% i: q% ?2 b( B# G5 r
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home+ A4 c8 R) a( n! |2 e3 t/ T8 H8 ]4 A
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home& k& f3 i6 [0 \- A5 b4 o
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks./ u; c0 |# Q7 i; ~
$ G1 C8 s1 y' W7 gWhen you start work,
, w ?' [; A, z0 A) Lyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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% y: ?5 I+ D5 A* {0 ^/ Z2 P, LYou work 40 years or, m+ U$ }) u9 c2 y& V s7 j$ `
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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! y) y" m% T. `0 ASo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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4 W! E' F+ h; S* }- MAs you get even younger, you become a kid( R: p2 B. m2 C1 l& t
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 e) i8 V6 r3 \' N
responsibilities.6 {& o" ?& j2 O/ B# G) a' K) ?
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In a few years, you become a baby and& P0 o0 W4 ?! l: b8 y2 V9 @
everyone runs themselves ragged3 r- b1 A- B! ?$ _$ h/ |; \0 y# k
keeping you happy.7 T z5 Z: ?' E
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You spend& z7 z; K5 R1 p2 m+ [5 m
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,, p# i% ~7 Q, `; C
spa-like
( s2 L$ b9 t* R5 ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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