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MY NEXT LIFE9 ^% W2 k4 b% f5 t: g3 X, z/ y
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I want to live my3 E& |- s/ P( c! K) {
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- {: g- \" v5 Y( Y- Z5 ]: z' m
feeling better every day.
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$ d- n. |% _! F0 tWhen you are kicked out of the home# l, x- ?! J; y$ ~+ E& q' m
for being too healthy, you spend( }; U0 n5 r0 t6 h" n) A2 W8 U: q' v
several years enjoying your1 n) D" I; V1 S+ x
retirement and collecting benefit checks.) } m# t6 j/ t$ c! i8 @7 |" M
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When you start work,: a3 r6 X1 ]4 w7 |2 M4 C9 O7 Y. n
you get a gold watch on your first day.* T2 G( M3 m0 l- S: x5 {1 j) m
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You work 40 years or6 K( L8 I4 v" I) R% I8 f
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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' e" `- w$ c5 Q) p/ |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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5 ~+ H5 C# \3 x, A& X' i, r- gAs you get even younger, you become a kid' t! N j2 |0 F
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no; _9 P) E5 C. T% [# j: m2 ^
responsibilities.
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% P, e5 g" N0 W8 DIn a few years, you become a baby and
K7 O3 u: k1 Z& Ieveryone runs themselves ragged: Y4 [4 q/ m. Y `
keeping you happy.2 [. R; q0 L1 I7 S8 Q6 ~ g+ H6 I
w: `: z& H" s% B' W5 a' s7 O& |( EYou spend
* T" O4 _% t4 R* {3 U5 Pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,% x6 F/ z3 a4 U9 L
spa-like3 j" R% p" c- G" f
con ditions: central heating, room service on2 Z% S6 H* @2 W N( v
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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