MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
  t4 }' x, v" t" J& u4 B7 L
I want to live my
. U. Y' J% b' Vnext life backwards!
2 b1 m, G& E+ N% |
! H# j/ x( }) i. w- g! j% lYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
( ?# U. D' |( W0 c. R
$ w; Q% ~; ]& e- kThen, you wake up in a nursing home
. G. D+ {: q* D5 }. ifeeling better every day.
2 T& x0 }0 k1 h  u2 V7 H8 ^
When you are kicked out of the home
- V0 W3 u* z: x; |8 \7 L) hfor being too healthy, you spend
* ^9 Z& H8 H' b2 y- x" |; Lseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
4 K2 ]. P5 S& n; t; a( V
7 ?; Y7 M: k- z. \! }. rWhen you start work,
/ S) s# W) X# N6 ^; J& M# eyou get a gold watch on your first day.
" t1 z% S" y/ w8 C3 n4 t& g7 M
  i- Y. L( p: ^/ k/ j6 Y4 PYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* ~9 i% u4 g5 ]# Ayou're too young to
& y* |3 z. H$ hwork.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' V0 c" [2 H; K1 z$ B, jand party.

1 e) y" Z9 x6 ]* J  y( X  CAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
6 p- J2 }( i* X/ v  lresponsibilities.
2 O" X$ V$ L. m( z1 ^5 s
0 I' T& k2 X4 P7 X. i% ]In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
" Y; z9 `: w& r2 m* e1 _keeping you happy.
0 O0 x# \: s9 }: l2 O: \& Q
/ m+ W$ Z  d' O2 t# o4 NYou spend
5 C% [9 I4 h9 F% Ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 n  b8 ~% N: H" b/ Z2 ~spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
5 `3 s. Q; K. p% Mtap.
% v; ~- f+ E% R  k3 ?- F' e
/ U) t3 ~; T, ?8 T" vUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
  e3 k* L: s/ u2 S2 Q
2 w  ~) B1 b2 Q" \I rest
: e9 }5 }% s3 Q1 L& }- xmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!