MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.

$ G1 C8 s1 y' W7 gWhen you start work,
, w  ?' [; A, z0 A) Lyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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% y: ?5 I+ D5 A* {0 ^/ Z2 P, LYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.

! y) y" m% T. `0 ASo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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4 W! E' F+ h; S* }- MAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!