MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

5 {. O% ]! t) \7 LWhen you are kicked out of the home
0 T" y6 z, Q) ^$ F: @  afor being too healthy, you spend
) d7 Q3 q* q# n7 j7 V$ iseveral years enjoying your
& h. z7 @: \* P4 O' r" x1 |4 u- Nretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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8 P( Q. E5 W9 }$ |6 T& n( M: mWhen you start work,
# q5 f) r( K! B" Qyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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, q% b- z2 _6 i! {" x$ f6 JYou spend
; V0 n6 g; x4 o3 kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
0 F5 j( ~/ p" A9 ~1 Ucon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

9 @. _" D6 C8 \Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!