MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

* j! x+ `0 J( p. A- Z5 NI want to live my
( Z+ i, G5 R. f' T( G/ F" Mnext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' G, N6 P" g$ W1 j3 jfeeling better every day.
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! W/ y% ?# O- n$ t6 E, A5 ~When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
  s! z3 X9 I" W0 ]( I- Z& Rseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
5 a. K& l5 Q5 P2 e$ Xyou get a gold watch on your first day.

+ x, K  ?9 r# hYou work 40 years or
7 _% {5 Y8 A' S  @) w( {4 }" N+ }so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

* b; g) b( @+ Y0 IAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
! V* n5 }0 S9 m' @7 H/ X2 eresponsibilities.
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+ J2 p9 G3 j  @In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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! Y( b* K0 X, C, `+ w- S( N! GYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
2 g" {# u8 A, z4 l) ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
# ^; A& z' K0 ^9 @" ftap.

( o# `* M+ W' I/ |0 E% N; dUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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2 O+ k, \; _8 d$ F% N9 oI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!