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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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! H# j/ x( }) i. w- g! j% lYou start out dead and get that out of the$ G& |# F2 S% h" L. E
way right off the bat.
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$ w; Q% ~; ]& e- kThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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7 ?; Y7 M: k- z. \! }. rWhen you start work,
/ S) s# W) X# N6 ^; J& M# eyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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i- Y. L( p: ^/ k/ j6 Y4 PYou work 40 years or6 W8 p/ P# b; ]9 e. v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 e) y" Z9 x6 ]* J y( X CAs you get even younger, you become a kid( M1 p, { R0 T+ v6 g. L
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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0 I' T& k2 X4 P7 X. i% ]In a few years, you become a baby and+ U" c( K4 l9 r* K+ P. ^
everyone runs themselves ragged
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/ m+ W$ Z d' O2 t# o4 NYou spend
5 C% [9 I4 h9 F% Ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ U) t3 ~; T, ?8 T" vUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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