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MY NEXT LIFE
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/ _. O# t2 C) XI want to live my, N4 Y$ z$ a) h7 J- q
next life backwards!8 _7 \( v+ S4 K
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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0 n: T) P2 B7 f( T1 o7 ^When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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% m+ r6 ~$ ~, h. O+ a* t; \& nWhen you start work,1 a4 }7 z7 A: C3 b$ s. R
you get a gold watch on your first day., b; z7 q8 G! g! x) Z' c, _" A
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to p4 O3 z6 {, ~; s. I. b6 [6 Y/ P3 b' ^
work.! D0 F/ q% G( m/ r
# i h+ I. v3 G+ ` b$ CSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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% F- r4 ]& [; D2 OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ y4 n3 v( M! _+ AYou go to elementary school, play, and have no9 u1 h- F$ L$ l) i7 s7 k
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In a few years, you become a baby and& Y- M6 y; F* o
everyone runs themselves ragged/ ]- O" l1 |( r$ W0 j. g9 g
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- m' C" N$ n. f7 i4 q; `
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I rest
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