MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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/ _. O# t2 C) XI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
; u2 I9 i2 T8 Y0 ?2 Zway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
0 W8 v& W2 H! a0 jfeeling better every day.

0 n: T) P2 B7 f( T1 o7 ^When you are kicked out of the home
% a8 n2 `& R' j, s% R- yfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
& e1 e+ C' F1 V8 E6 bretirement and collecting benefit checks.

% m+ r6 ~$ ~, h. O+ a* t; \& nWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
0 W# B: S4 |7 B- g: X! Xso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

# i  h+ I. v3 G+ `  b$ CSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
7 i) u9 L0 B2 V( J5 A. xand party.

% F- r4 ]& [; D2 OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
: F) f0 s+ R  @& T7 uagain.
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+ y4 n3 v( M! _+ AYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
0 d: `. y3 _0 [2 uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 @" ~. Q& B% W0 h$ Hspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
* z1 ?* j+ s0 B& ftap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
9 Z- l( L. R2 {, n/ wmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!