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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my3 Q# ^* A' k5 P) L
next life backwards!
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. r) f E8 {* i( fYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home2 m; g6 i- r# F2 T3 g8 q! N
for being too healthy, you spend
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8 W. [' G m0 X- t/ h* `/ kWhen you start work,) v& ]; h0 H4 x, N$ Q
you get a gold watch on your first day.7 w/ g& S' q- b) H2 N; s* h) j# v: d( `
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You work 40 years or
P8 p& i6 Y* x/ r8 P) Iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work." S% a( h7 s1 \. o& A+ M/ A& X
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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/ {$ T9 T' W) T$ c8 EAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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7 z/ ]# \ F$ g2 @In a few years, you become a baby and" i2 t' C h- ^; ^+ ~+ X1 q7 ^) H
everyone runs themselves ragged' N- e$ G9 \ k% N- n3 O( w
keeping you happy.
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You spend
" l0 B( E% h1 E% |# V8 X) cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( j; O# V$ n" {con ditions: central heating, room service on4 J. _" S3 X3 M; A0 V
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- X: @ B% a% y8 ]; a9 i, k4 Y! d+ }
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I rest, F6 E9 f+ g# T1 e- g2 o! ^
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