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MY NEXT LIFE) @7 n: `: k. L. a6 ?. K1 \
/ E& t9 ]# f2 _- s+ f" }: QI want to live my
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& D/ k2 R, U' I; {# h. R6 iYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home! t% R# a$ R/ G/ G! V) I; R" f! A
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.( Y* C. Z+ q0 \6 d) g6 z! Q
) h# A9 R+ F \& W+ i8 eWhen you start work,, ^4 q$ F! f8 g0 a
you get a gold watch on your first day./ j8 X, L9 _/ \4 y& O
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You work 40 years or: x" @5 ~# ? E2 ~: m a) l" s
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon: g* a- P% p5 ?; R! [! {+ m7 t: R
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 A* Q8 C0 p- a5 c3 A2 u$ J
and party.
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8 h0 |& Q' M; q3 ~As you get even younger, you become a kid3 \! S; V7 W; ]8 V# C: m
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9 t9 W( y1 n4 B( o9 e0 [You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and0 O( x/ [9 [6 J2 l! A
everyone runs themselves ragged; ~3 M; `/ [1 `# O$ F: ?6 M
keeping you happy.8 r9 e/ `: f+ T5 _# i1 A5 j
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You spend
8 a0 I2 C: l4 b. T uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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) |6 u0 ]; {/ a6 f* acon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 }! y) z8 v* ^9 R1 E9 H6 d
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