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You start out dead and get that out of the9 a* x3 y) F3 H' q
way right off the bat.8 h i% b. i& n5 U
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' G, N6 P" g$ W1 j3 jfeeling better every day.
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! W/ y% ?# O- n$ t6 E, A5 ~When you are kicked out of the home4 v& a2 T1 M; z! O6 J
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
5 a. K& l5 Q5 P2 e$ Xyou get a gold watch on your first day.: g; V/ p& V! M
+ x, K ?9 r# hYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to: g v# P# ~+ q" u! c! }% e
work.: K- }- t5 g- b$ x, u0 q! m- U$ T
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," N4 p7 z8 v% B5 O2 S1 ]
and party.* b B% u8 ]" r3 a5 o
* b; g) b( @+ Y0 IAs you get even younger, you become a kid4 o5 o4 C- A& d5 m' j7 n& x
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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+ J2 p9 G3 j @In a few years, you become a baby and- n$ O& E2 i+ o* Q. ~8 N3 }
everyone runs themselves ragged( `% s4 ?; a M/ `, Y! K+ h- _4 K
keeping you happy.
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! Y( b* K0 X, C, `+ w- S( N! GYou spend z* Q9 ~/ N+ Y/ {0 l. q
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,) d+ R; ~- [+ \( ^
spa-like
2 g" {# u8 A, z4 l) ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
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( o# `* M+ W' I/ |0 E% N; dUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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