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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.7 N5 n+ Y9 p9 S6 |. e2 l
8 w6 ^# C/ j' u8 x. v. OI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 ?0 e; n# R4 e) M$ ~I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.% h6 l, M7 x3 t- ^, X
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 I! X1 m+ \% ]' nWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.4 B7 c' J- x4 p& z
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for q2 M/ j8 e' e! q, N" A8 t& b
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same% c; L9 {5 D ~7 T4 x, U: E" ~
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them./ E' w: r9 h2 L( s/ j2 y
There are some people that are not into all the words., S$ _3 Z+ @: {; L2 [
There are some that would have you not use certain words.6 I* R- r6 I: I
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# t0 E9 B/ Y; t4 {' I
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.( {9 G) ]& T, x; `( T6 V. M
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
8 \: `7 p( [2 r! v8 j5 X* ^$ x5 l/ ato be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 V6 Z8 Z3 e. A0 x& d$ Q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?9 @( h4 q, }$ c+ u& ]8 I. j+ B! x! x6 V
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
7 ]8 B2 P& o2 band words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 H- H$ T5 z# l* x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 w& J g0 {; x+ i: T8 y* bThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
. ]) ]! i$ X6 O" y3 [6 Ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.' F$ ~& D+ V( V) B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& _* I/ g5 i, f. N2 U
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly+ V0 w- C1 ~1 D% Q' V: ]5 m2 ]8 U4 v
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* O3 c B& b7 j2 H+ \$ xman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! c7 y1 \- I; R5 }& f
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 n. W' O5 G% |snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,; [/ U- x1 K0 F8 y- s8 _
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
9 X9 i2 ?* O9 g) {% c! u; ^3 IOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! o( R# \1 b9 m' Q: K
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,; r0 g9 i% p/ \, i
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not1 a# G3 |$ V/ X2 f" c2 n5 o+ W
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! l3 T8 L* P; a7 g& K' l- ]some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
6 u4 p$ y$ N8 y4 PMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 Q5 r, j: P( y& N0 t7 U, cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
! _) _# [) K' U) r+ H8 p- aI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 j2 M8 ^1 x* J! i- Z9 D' f8 X
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at0 j! [0 S. l! g0 L
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", T1 l/ ~7 p* n' L8 m7 L$ P: m6 z
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
$ ]# a' w: F$ bother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go4 [. ]& @% U! T+ E2 J* F+ ~
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) i1 A9 d: |/ c/ r* [/ f+ R; d5 v3 I
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
) L2 j+ g8 r1 X0 x" m0 I9 ]/ Pcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
( i% b; Q5 m8 a7 e2 K; |, Gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 M; O4 K7 k7 B7 ~7 o( rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 L# n" B" N& ~5 H5 P, W6 x! G
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more( Q a5 _- o! K. e g8 b5 [0 O
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 D4 `5 g/ n4 J9 S" xit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very, x1 U: m4 i/ H! E: |
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
3 f. Y/ } u/ ~4 O1 [hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: h z% i1 s; b& ~* {9 @
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
- \+ W( `+ C: i. K% Q) x* nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& P/ P; |( ~, g# v S5 Xa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* W! R* g' M3 n& WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for* A. \, q: b0 f* o3 p- B4 M
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
# h% V- t* W. s! nSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
. k. C: L" ?5 hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
8 D4 L d# j3 B) V0 k* oI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 `/ c) \* ]4 K* u2 ~6 X; u9 `circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even/ w# v8 t& U- n! h" G0 { I
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
% F5 s5 Q4 e/ W4 A0 Q! o7 @and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ T; o4 o, I& }* D. v+ hBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
# x; F3 w, ?' d% ?7 `3 [* z' E. URemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 A4 N; K3 G# a5 sCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- ?/ h. ~* w6 ?
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, P' A' O, M6 Z# m* IKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
% n a2 ^ S+ Nsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
% d: F& L1 ?- C2 p% zthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that# `3 _9 i& v' a0 U
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
" x9 l: m5 j7 f# j( l, C, ^can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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