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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ ^: |( j4 }5 A! ]) O
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
& k) h5 T: {' r& N$ V8 kThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
% d9 m" z. y* V5 x0 jWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% `9 x8 P% {. D }% O, Zthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
. x4 Q$ |( {7 P( gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 ?! k& F/ e# T; r
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
1 }' k8 i3 U& x) e% dThere are some people that are not into all the words.
$ z7 M* w; f! }There are some that would have you not use certain words./ M. _( B- o! }0 u1 o( @ o
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) N+ X3 b" N+ _6 d2 }of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 Z& G7 `2 d* ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 V, s0 A* \% {6 c6 U, ?
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
# s7 e1 e; o- a4 ^2 z0 jBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?0 n' E+ `3 U/ y, M8 y
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,0 B2 b1 D5 F5 Y) ~$ q n
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?5 t. x' Z/ Q) J8 W
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 E; n$ e$ m! Z# [8 l1 ]; p! o1 x
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 R* R# e$ q# K t3 L
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ E" A$ m, G \: U( ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 N6 S/ g+ f* O, r2 X
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# u, \ h5 f8 F! f" x
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
W6 p0 p3 Y% p/ oman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a8 v$ T# N' c; R! t5 v& \ u% H
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
/ a7 h1 C7 ^ D& j8 S9 X: Msnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
! x3 C# n) J w9 L, UPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just, G$ h7 E& r$ p
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does O- @' A: W, H% |
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 V/ W; V; U* Y( M0 }
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 P+ _0 I; O e) y( s& Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
9 n' A( ]7 z- B+ a! g2 t+ @some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
& n: R7 t) ~, sMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
3 W( R1 @9 d* |2 Y. m: Uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 Z, }' l, Z* q- W3 c5 K4 eI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 M6 E/ r9 p# K+ I1 ^* m3 a! ?with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at0 r0 e1 z' \- e
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 m5 [- E5 ?$ s3 `' N
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
0 v2 B! F0 T. k8 Sother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) \6 h5 {0 }& s7 G+ C! M" i; D
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
/ {& Z1 s4 ~' i3 R; YPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
; A" z( l2 e7 o5 u# Wcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
3 j4 w1 d; q& O3 g" C, e8 u; rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such H$ _( ^8 ?) |- l U1 A6 W( S
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."7 f: [7 u+ I4 L6 k: M
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
5 ~1 p+ I- Z! Daccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
: {* N. {5 D+ u, k/ v+ T' y0 hit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
! L( v0 S* N" Wimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to/ w( s0 N3 |: e, c
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,) p* P9 B% y; _6 R( W2 L
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: x6 `( O6 w- X. Xthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
$ v; p8 C( A0 ^$ G: [4 h+ }+ Ha great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
/ Z" R; R* R( w# h4 cI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 |7 U% i W6 B0 p) B: A
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
+ q. W" X. N _Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."1 F7 @# W: y7 I8 u! T9 t; B: ~ o
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
7 h3 x% L: i( S; cI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 z3 H( v$ v5 d) h
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even8 Z i0 G S' g& {7 M
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,, [* Q" h( [8 n7 {5 I) P" [" o. y
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.7 w6 Q/ ^) Q4 y9 h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) a: s# @- F, ^2 ?3 ~' U! X) b: u+ r
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock) b$ F1 s# _ l
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in7 s, e2 c- _+ X- A/ t7 H9 M! C: V% m
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" ^+ u P" x2 ~* P3 h% x9 m
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't! g- f& x4 m# x# L9 h
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 s: V9 y8 @% i% u+ \( y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) q! b% h! x% @! Y) j) `9 e% |goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
) b- G. k6 |& p0 Ocan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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