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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 b" O; u9 g0 l0 m
4 D' O! \% @& V- ~- k0 g: kI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.5 E* w2 J' f3 [, I' y& Y
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; R7 N+ `+ c- `( b- W, q
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% R, a/ [; i x; D
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 Y. v8 ^4 A3 y! J, c3 p% @
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for6 ^1 y$ _& o# a* L8 z& D3 n
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
5 }2 h9 [. j/ p. j' U1 B+ I0 v. cwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., @0 h. h0 C; T- v- G
There are some people that are not into all the words.9 L C0 {: J [' m B" C( F& X
There are some that would have you not use certain words.3 R1 i R( y L: C% _- m
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 78 y) y5 e( q3 `$ r7 f/ V
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.$ ?1 _0 y5 d* R) o% R! G) K
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& Z; L3 P5 g+ k0 ^' F* L
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 @+ m- X3 P' X( IBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?! z. a! S" J$ C( D
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,% G4 L; _$ C( k8 u
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% E) ]/ m& K6 v" M2 N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ z0 T6 R: S1 R
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,; ~1 U$ [4 \* I
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., z9 c$ o/ J5 q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 ]# ~& g2 b( C5 B, ~Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
v" Z( V: W( ~) psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," N3 T* n8 r7 f7 p& t
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) W" x* L1 N( @7 x2 U4 n9 t) Dsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist; R7 l/ {: ]! l) }; J2 y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
. Z# i ]5 d& yPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
, |! O0 {1 W8 jOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does8 ]& K4 Q; G. j# A7 f' e: X
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
! r4 D# n2 Y% K! n" X" r6 D. P4 V: T9 Mbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# E4 ` i$ s% n+ Q+ k6 O1 {2 \/ I1 v
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. n# T$ f6 L" l: _; E; L v8 Qsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 l9 z! j7 \9 B, S9 R$ x! \ WMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
: ^$ Z% D- g3 Q) ~! e9 \there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ e/ P& u# n6 J4 N6 B
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ k. w* Z( h$ T J
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* V7 _! m; V: H& M
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.". z- K" Z) F) B% {7 ~
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the- S9 L! Z1 N8 H! z) k0 o% Y
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go3 U6 p7 d+ k' K' R; k) N( O% B
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: n v$ t- F& b# R+ \; B0 k
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; E( ?$ ^3 i% B2 m
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I+ g) N K; a: _% |9 U
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such* c$ @2 K4 r' F- H0 Z( m: w& c f
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
8 N% R' p5 |$ F; w: |/ P* dAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 E S% s1 q2 ^, d1 k. e
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think% s2 C8 F2 Z) E/ l9 N% J) a4 y7 T
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 S, k4 k$ R- z) c( K( f# Pimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
8 a3 o( y1 c" K. j+ shurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
* B6 l0 X5 _" b"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 h, z6 T' g. n3 r+ v# zthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& }' L. B4 I& F# x2 [: {/ {) @! {a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
8 H: Q# t7 S9 OI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for. U; ^6 l! |2 u4 D A2 c! H @* z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 r. D+ L4 n8 z4 Y# ASherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
& E1 G; c" q* R1 @3 \8 USo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* o( U! X% c/ M1 }5 j& G; A: o. v
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% A8 M$ S0 M. S- Y) z% Ncircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
?0 K6 }# M# D: i- O. B. |clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,$ V0 ?, k# }6 R5 j+ a4 W3 G2 j, a6 p) b
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 ? F3 ~- u5 T- I& ? d/ }
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
S" _3 x2 S' y, hRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 A) A4 g( x; C( i. C6 J; S
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
' _. `3 O( h: K. [the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
$ G6 \3 i9 [/ \3 E% oKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't! I' D# G* p1 \" M( C3 x
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding" S2 K0 R% E; u, c
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
# M9 N, r- `" E6 B. lgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You I6 j4 A. {$ w/ _( T
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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