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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.! ?" B4 Z( l4 b" r
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.# Q; t# o2 ^+ p( C
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
& K5 a, H3 J( O: b3 HThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 q# D8 @/ v' a2 h6 M3 YWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. S7 c! Z# s* i2 L) @
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for( s9 ^8 b- n# f( _
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 C) m( w2 c' r- O- }+ z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
3 z+ t+ F+ J9 e6 N) U. D& \There are some people that are not into all the words.7 m1 `/ g/ q" N" C
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 b; u* L- R9 u7 hThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& @! d7 Y" l( o& Y1 k# k
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. T, p* D( b" y; W l
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( E: U! X; w5 q4 n9 X( {0 Z
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
6 Y! M, ?2 ^% v, ^' S" T- CBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?6 y. P0 [. t* C6 K: C/ V& s
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
% C. A' j/ f# U& T. S6 Uand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 L9 p3 X5 v- i- ?3 K. ~( P
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 @- A0 z3 A/ t! _4 C. ]0 W' p" jThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 [: M" J, A3 a4 C
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
" h6 a( W9 Y$ ]" g' B/ }"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 h: H! c+ P- N0 r: R
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* K$ @8 a5 W6 D# Usounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
3 u/ a0 ~' ^7 [" V' ]* yman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 [: _% t" [4 j' O) P% D3 ^# w9 isnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist# S2 v+ b/ U' v; Y4 P8 S+ N
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 W L" D) N- @) C% r6 r1 N' jPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just- w0 y W3 P1 _' s9 o: U& `5 D
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% Z5 _" ?! L4 v, {/ {& f
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
/ d3 R% t+ K; {: B1 @but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not8 T0 X9 K+ j6 ]2 B9 H# z. L% _6 t2 o
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
$ z7 C8 p) D; `some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
: T/ A6 z) }3 o, TMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on; i3 X. }7 n6 I( v( V2 N( C
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ U% E c7 r+ ~ c% A
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
" ]! m5 J* _4 f7 _- |with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at) s J: t. z ` ?5 ^( V* @
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": _ f! C. f9 {0 |; m7 Q
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ i: F- M. u+ F. pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
; e9 R2 D* J. P' jtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that5 L7 @1 x' B; r3 K4 u \
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
1 L! H9 _3 r" J; ^/ q% J, Ecertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
b( e" u7 P' x) B# U' |$ K$ Sdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such& e; T, ~) V( N) G) O# Q9 F
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
4 p+ C% a# R6 gAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more; o$ }$ ?) }# `, b: \0 K0 n) z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think1 F# Z; O7 e" Q: d% d0 w* S
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 H6 c" _7 ^ v! Q
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& {0 R) A/ g$ i" E( _' ] Z
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,+ P3 u7 s+ ?/ A/ {
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: E+ I5 R( e j
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is B& P' i$ J3 D, C
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ T" Q/ J+ f( B8 E' e4 lI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for: D$ f% D' Q& d& B
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
3 U& j+ H0 ]2 V* C1 S4 {Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 W( X1 P$ h) |3 _( ~. F
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
& P0 i7 P( ?* T5 \' e V) AI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any- D& a- r# O2 l6 ^
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% x0 O, \5 _1 [% H' J/ c, _* uclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,; B5 M" j# b5 [; A; f" \
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* c( B1 L$ f9 g
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
9 @1 Z! j! C& ~: r: m8 LRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock3 C, }0 g; H% j4 P- f' v
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& F0 s+ o H3 M/ y9 zthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
& r$ y8 \9 O. ^, {% v0 ] n* ]Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't* S. [ l. ^( a' V# |- g5 _, a. V/ c
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
+ s- M0 q! d5 U+ Z2 jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, c9 r2 e5 {$ a0 U, f# R& g2 V6 vgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
8 F2 B4 V* b8 ` Wcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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