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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.* V, R. x3 U0 N
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 `. r- Z2 w+ Q& X( M6 t9 f3 {, AI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
# @/ s: k8 [& M8 k, K! K; WThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( @, b3 u8 c3 s5 S. }1 ]
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.% S, t8 A- w3 t
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for1 l( t6 x6 e4 }4 t, \" R0 K9 U
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
: o3 Z7 T: J( f& n! O5 Rwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
1 ^$ g7 D U) Y1 Y# `% l1 t1 s( ZThere are some people that are not into all the words.* f4 ]+ t2 n3 O1 G. N
There are some that would have you not use certain words.% K, ^. A3 B3 w4 K8 C- K4 H
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
6 @7 r9 g! I8 i: y7 E4 @of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
1 g: g7 C( t; t! b, ~) a2 p399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
. @) R) U8 @1 q( f) Z5 ^to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 ^7 |) }& I7 N, U) i% i( b
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# u! d6 ^) B( H/ R
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 X) B7 c% E( t
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 _ S j, m- i W) F# T0 H I
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" C$ S, i" Z. m% h, Q2 |; o, P0 }
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,' a) ?% ~4 A# B% H! G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ q! r3 ^( a5 m2 I"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( p$ t( v3 C6 U9 k3 ]
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: b/ |( A9 k9 u, x: H0 w; G
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, `+ E* a8 e' x8 ^5 h: wman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a# f+ j. C1 `5 l9 D V6 t
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist3 `) w. p- f: L' W- J" K0 g0 X
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
4 f% Y4 G0 s/ sPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
3 V- [2 B: Q1 C' kOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
% z% `1 g7 D4 y: _* J4 snot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,+ S) B; p/ _" C! {7 k/ D! l1 }
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not4 X3 B8 x- S# N, ~+ {* _
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why9 T5 k3 L, F. ^: e8 h1 O* T! M
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- }0 X9 W# K$ a7 N7 }4 P! ?MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
7 R9 ?4 W2 z1 Bthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.: b1 ?, F: K3 P& j/ I& x
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend8 B' r& D+ @1 {& k
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
6 Y% V2 V# e; p$ Tyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# W% z- i5 z; r, H& m
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
& {7 A$ `# _% Nother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
O" x' z0 i. g- itogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 Y0 C) k, R$ G- w0 G# tPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were" Q& {7 c' z+ X8 u% X# O
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' L' d* @6 P; j% }' h( W; x
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such1 T" s0 k. O8 z! }
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.". R/ |; G. S8 D0 \, K
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 L: U( o; @8 W7 `& c& Y, w
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 t2 |! L+ M8 Cit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
4 ?, q. @2 g. F) a/ Qimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to8 R4 R8 t: U, m8 O/ h- ]2 L' P
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: ~% s9 `& G8 o5 g
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: Y2 p# Q# J* i% L" Jthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is, b! T$ W6 K3 X; {% K
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
, _' K$ }" e$ a2 e# wI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for- x0 A' D: U( j
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 y$ H; v, o' g0 R/ y
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
* h- A. e7 g9 Y \& o. NSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.5 Q0 W8 G$ O, R, E' ]1 x
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; U0 s+ }2 W! r! O* G7 L; T+ ^& |5 v) a
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even) P# z A2 \+ I; l; u& g8 p
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,, E6 O* X' ^2 r0 B% ~
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.% L+ g; t0 [6 @& P' E" U! p
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
4 J1 ?3 T9 j) f8 T' T y! PRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock6 h; Z" U [4 \
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
* M5 ]# m5 H4 X- q( ]5 q6 Lthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: B b! |9 G/ Q) D- xKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 u5 r- D4 K. R; l
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
4 O9 `9 j+ R. U) m! mthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ Z6 K6 @ U8 t; w& d) o2 m4 g3 ggoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You$ ?; \. M& v) M$ X8 \3 S
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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