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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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2 q9 `: v4 }) `4 UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- M; Z+ P5 h5 d( G. f: ~
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
# H3 O) j) Q8 r1 w9 a% V& N# O( JThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ O' N, V% m* I9 V7 L. b$ }* VWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. |) |* G+ m" w( R, L
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
3 r* E: f. O6 {4 qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
$ D% _1 d. Y. P1 W9 l% P6 Bwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 r( I. q# v" Q1 mThere are some people that are not into all the words.. _1 _8 y& ~2 z! }+ Q3 G
There are some that would have you not use certain words., j% B! ^4 B0 `" l3 M6 L
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, F; L% r' {- \( eof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) n5 w! X* L% }8 f$ j399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 ^& C6 t; S N! Y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 A5 g0 \6 h1 \0 f* B0 m7 i
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?3 J) o+ W0 o0 q( Y
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- I" w3 M4 B7 M- S* l/ [: x }+ o1 L
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 }( V# [; S6 _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" Y' t; w5 A7 l; n) g7 L; w S
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,( @, C1 g }# n, [% Q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.7 b* D& E, G& Y: G! Y; T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 B# \" V6 _% y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ X2 g6 D6 k' C2 v$ `1 Isounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) O( S o6 X% ^: ?4 y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a0 |' u4 ]2 v; ^+ w
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
0 A7 i1 ]* f3 t' X3 z3 d1 rsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,) O# J9 }7 f7 l7 C* _9 i* B- Q- l4 i
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just D' Y0 ~" C4 A( L3 K
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does2 f/ i$ ^" T/ y# F5 F
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,' j0 y) @( @& T
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# v0 U8 `' L5 R# h* ncompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! w7 s7 r- _" L2 j! v E3 U/ Q* Esome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 p3 n( v* f# }) B% i4 S9 _0 KMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on1 A1 Z; t* j% X0 g, Q1 ?7 n% Q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.( ? D( M9 L# n0 |% _/ K/ ]
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend* n. ^& M- j& a9 `% k" S. T$ O
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* [# b9 t* H2 |
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
+ l6 I* x; L6 `) M6 m8 `- J( JIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the0 {+ s5 D) m$ O8 [% K7 l
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go& P" |& w# m( U4 n% K& K5 Q4 Z
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: e# J+ e; l& n# n
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. f2 ~) ?: A k" X8 lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
0 c" \9 |$ r$ m- tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ \' J, M& B8 E5 [% G# W- J3 o; Dstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& ^+ H' Y6 V$ [+ u
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more7 y$ r3 S' x* h" a
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 C; H" ?+ e1 k$ c$ U K+ j# T/ Q% F
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 ~; H1 A4 a- M; g; J l+ r
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% _5 g3 x5 T7 x/ s! \9 K& m7 U! }hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; @0 K- z, ?1 \) F, N
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
# B1 `0 t5 g- S. X! fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& M" F6 }$ @- _. x) ^3 ma great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but9 L! d/ v1 U# J! ]" v
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
1 a1 K) }$ h' _: h/ K* y) F# o7 Sthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,8 `/ n3 D3 T- q! m1 ~2 X
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# e- H) U. f4 g9 K" b( r w fSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' a) o- z+ W- n" M, d1 ^6 E
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ g& f' t7 b& y( B+ Acircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
c+ |/ W4 W5 Xclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 [/ R7 [9 ]' _2 h. Y9 oand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
; z; Y& }( _1 {" JBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ m9 l& r# g1 `5 L, J1 KRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
% C4 r7 F* I( t7 s9 vCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in/ p' R$ Y4 Z; C, t4 V
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for, A% P( S, K) n* g' h+ L
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
4 B* D' X2 Y3 [! jsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 l8 U4 ~9 ] h! p7 L( C4 Z
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: f' X* _- Z5 k& Y5 N
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
- T5 n% ], L& E' x" H) Q" i( |& n# i* ~can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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