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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.. F3 Z( g- X4 }! f1 i+ \/ Q8 O
' `) i, s- a) G6 D8 UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( N+ z& b) @) t; S6 w
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 d9 o2 W- Z- ~7 l: A
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' _0 K8 Y' S2 ?. Q# YWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* P$ L1 c% x/ _8 C0 O3 i# U: a
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
9 `8 S9 G4 Q9 O% L" qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
4 m, h* V7 C5 S$ Q* ?words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 Q/ S5 [5 y. A( y( I, w+ b3 SThere are some people that are not into all the words.
& q$ t+ u$ P2 K* _ j4 b3 AThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
( z( Z9 C! E% k$ z4 RThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
+ X V2 v7 x( q0 r9 S/ @; N# y) xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.5 C9 l# g+ n$ Y- x; u2 C& y; ?
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, ^! p% M! M, G' s' s7 e
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,& [) X# f+ @7 a" o) t' O
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
3 Q1 I z( _7 X4 R"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ q( A1 S# V+ v Fand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?. m- g3 Z- o/ Z7 W; _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! \. e. N$ `( oThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* i& }: m9 f/ R5 X0 q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: d9 N( C4 X8 p( H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 C( N6 L; ^. B/ U+ p
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
+ v1 z& }8 h7 x8 lsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 I6 r) `+ V5 R% C% i- Nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; ^: r4 W( P7 g/ Xsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist$ ~/ k& i- g. H: m9 o4 x; M
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( N' e# q _6 n" FPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: Y0 i [/ q' A4 H5 [+ UOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. M$ W+ B; v5 Y$ Anot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,! h' z) D- O, \, `, ]4 y
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- h/ C- G- E( _& v& u6 N7 p- t
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why* t1 k0 Y9 x6 w& ~7 Z6 I( p
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, Y; x. }9 O8 j) q) TMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ C. V; m- z; `3 D$ H8 N- k. A0 z1 n
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 B7 M! s6 K! `: P5 y5 N+ z
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend8 h) S P0 w5 o, e* c9 j1 h) _
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
k5 |/ I8 X: iyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
- ^5 l% g+ y* ]$ k# e- b9 dIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: d& K7 [9 F u% ~3 q( |other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go( y: a9 K2 O* q: D
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
H$ ?/ {% k- Y* q* x% PPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% R- X5 O- I: ^4 p1 o/ {
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
R, n7 w. B4 o, u0 Adon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
N: u( k/ Q1 Z0 e( w, s- _, V: lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.": B( y; b# K! ?* \ c1 v
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- C/ b' o5 a- b# n! W T! c5 Waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
7 R9 ], y7 G, k+ G( O6 Sit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ _; B& e @5 R7 wimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& F) {# P7 F* F6 Z
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,, w, ?. P, Z4 Z6 y" ~( n
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love g% U* e+ ^: l
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! [. R& @ v/ N4 Y _' Y7 D
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' w+ _1 j+ v) o2 I; D- B: rI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; S M) o1 _1 {# k2 W" V$ l
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
% w0 h2 P+ e" Z7 P* ASherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.", H3 O( J% J; Z0 l' D0 h8 |
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.: F4 j5 Y+ E: N5 L- N
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 ]4 N0 O1 V( i& k# }& c5 L
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 H+ Z( W) U: C5 w( I7 J, Aclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,, S+ R/ z' ?% y: o" H7 Z
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.! X5 u; }+ v5 t i8 c+ a3 K
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 \4 z2 Q/ V+ I% x: F( {4 O6 E" qRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
1 @# a2 K; O( x1 ]CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
$ D& E* N; v- E$ A# kthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for+ m0 ]- d3 N; G1 p; k. `
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
T- T# t8 K& }6 J! b8 gsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding m( f8 n/ H8 O w" P
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 e2 h9 Y, ?' u2 [goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You/ g: z& K F3 C
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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