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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 w k% N5 C( f5 u4 _4 h
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! Q* n) h8 O9 A: EI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.+ b) _6 _3 n2 A1 b3 ?) x
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.! \% K8 S# X7 f+ L7 `
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.2 x6 g, R+ ` q0 h& x6 H' p5 i5 a
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
% B# ?! U/ t* ~8 w6 O. G' L& lthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% a7 H" d' n+ H( J0 V) _3 z; W9 _words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% L/ @: u2 n6 O
There are some people that are not into all the words.
! I4 n6 _2 ]! q3 N! ZThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 }: v+ h% y! T2 IThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
% E% |/ B: t( H. C9 T9 Q V, pof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.+ w$ ^, D: G' u1 k
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 w/ {6 F$ F# W
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
8 C/ A/ ?# x3 ~, `$ e6 ?Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
; b- \6 M# s% ~9 x"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,4 E6 i2 ^' h/ y3 ^8 i
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?5 T/ x. h0 T5 m; X/ _' b6 F( F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 j1 P7 v- A( k% J+ I$ c
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: P2 B3 ^1 v* C4 [5 a: @4 R5 Y, r
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.) ~, X+ U& H0 Y: M; w$ `5 T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ R4 h* c, t3 ~/ QWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
( H* ~/ ]9 ]+ k/ W; j7 qsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," q8 p j& Z6 }/ T& c
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 h, W7 C; h# V" l# f' }
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist1 k( z$ P! w, H/ ~) S* X, p
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 o9 ~- b# `. s& ]5 yPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ a6 s. w. p$ h
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: M, R4 ~! ^' g1 X9 D7 t# qnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
7 m/ c4 U/ R4 h% ?2 Q$ F- f, T; abut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) h; q! M9 h4 {) Z T( C! i/ t" l
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
2 X. l" H. B9 d S# j$ X" T# g rsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
( I' Q& Z2 z! z, P: c9 ~$ qMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 I3 S* Y1 b3 o. Q$ \6 t
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.! T+ s" _3 N2 t- j3 _ Q4 ~5 ]( y, D b
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( N, d' H1 e% B
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
$ N/ a- c( S$ A+ Tyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.". j8 s# g+ b$ @# D) e
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the! R% N* y) D! N( D2 L
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
8 T. j0 @7 l d! mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that, ]3 x# v5 K' w2 S! f! ?% j8 l
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
\6 U5 w+ @' x" z" r7 h' }certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& n& ]5 {! H; R$ i5 m) ]6 s) Cdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
) {; B) w' u1 q6 k% s2 u4 pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."2 f! x+ n! M. Y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
7 S1 L' H. n, W2 U C, oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think) w% ]7 x* c. N# s. u' b
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very/ x: Y F- a- M$ u* @2 S
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% J6 g/ l, j3 l9 k+ A+ ~hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
/ h/ w( R# P9 [( ?) a$ d0 B$ |"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
0 u# e9 ?2 n& p& J% u' lthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 k; }( g& c9 f) h) J
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but) V$ {) J- ]# l; B! S+ d
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ c$ G ~1 ?1 G, ]/ A) Z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,# B: I3 w$ Z+ A3 S2 [, D5 p
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& J! A" h7 ~- l) T, H* p ~
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 G; t* K' L; @4 f7 x! AI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any8 f8 L' q; R( t& H4 d( K
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even/ V1 I* r5 D$ {/ S& S! `
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,! {/ o6 q/ j( t) m
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out." M+ @/ f6 n3 ]& u8 U
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 e, Y; Y% G$ I/ Y4 l
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; J$ l) n! a! H% {! y% f: dCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in. X3 s1 v j' J, B& o1 }+ I
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 h/ a* X7 p2 U
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
: [: F6 w0 `4 K( P' c+ z; ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding. s2 @- P5 O' p+ f L
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that+ S [8 g$ Y- k/ K4 K `
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You5 w( l! K* p% d: M+ d o
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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