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黄西在David Letterman Show上的台词[英文]

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发表于 2009-5-5 20:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe.
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5 N- R5 M1 B" d, H$ R6 [5 A  DI'm not good at sports, but I love parallel parking... because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the worse you are, the more people that are rooting for you.
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I'm an immigrant and I used to drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it for two years.$ Y$ Y3 q8 w; H% g2 ~9 V
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I worked really hard to become a U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked us questions like:- m. V0 D5 L' e/ B
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"Who's Benjamin Franklin?"
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I was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?& y: r/ c5 c9 h- R/ o/ q3 c/ m, e; q
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And the second one was:
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"What's the 2nd Amendment?"+ c/ Q, |+ ^$ A9 w

, u, w  D, K, A$ X4 Q/ }0 o8 GI was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?* C. T5 k0 d5 j8 y/ V
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"What is Roe vs. Wade?"5 y5 V' X( O, d! _: h; @/ P
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I was like ahh... Two ways of coming to the United States?
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I have a family now, but I used to be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever!; ?; i; s8 t$ j  X. O9 f' e
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I just had my first child last year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son, thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S citizen."4 D2 A# E8 ?6 m1 q8 O) H

6 Z8 @! [$ M  r- s; s! XSo I said to him, "DO you even know who is Benjamin Franklin?"
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+ }) y& j5 W" Q: j+ P# ~  \Now I have a sign in my car that says ”Baby On board.”+ x0 A% W" V! f* y3 }+ n1 `
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This sign is basically a threat. It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not afraid of dying anymore.
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Implicit explanations to audience with culture difference:
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1 J! R; n' P- h) b8 S% T: o1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.
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2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.
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" q+ W) \0 f6 v6 e- m% F" k5 d"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with abortion.
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2 G0 _; `5 f* ?0 h! xJoe Wong used this case in a form of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".
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Roe is used as a play on words to describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US.( A# ^9 H2 @# m  V" R* y
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The denotation of wade was used, the definition meaning "to walk in water".
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发表于 2009-5-5 21:39 | 显示全部楼层
the first passage is funny. I did not fully comprehend the humor until I looked for the exact meaning of stud, which means: ( g! |( Y8 \% z/ t0 w/ |+ C8 V
a young man, esp one who is thought to be very active sexually and is regarded as a good sexual partner 小伙子(尤指性慾旺盛堪为性伴侣的).
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发表于 2009-5-5 22:28 | 显示全部楼层
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SHARING. IT IS REALLY USEFUL. JOE WANG IS A FUNNY GUY AND HAS ACHIEVED AMAZING ACHIEVEMNET.
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发表于 2009-5-6 06:55 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2009-5-6 08:35 | 显示全部楼层
this guy is really cool.
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:12 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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不离婚,白头到老
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发表于 2009-5-6 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。
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50%的婚姻最终走向永恒?
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我觉得JOE的意思可能是不离婚的比例这么高,(因为他害怕婚姻)可能他离不了婚吧。
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发表于 2009-5-6 11:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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我觉得他的意思是离婚率太高了。
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发表于 2009-5-7 19:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
同意朝阳的意见。原来没有认真看,觉着就是离婚率太高了。但是这样就没有什么幽默了,好玩的对方可能是为了迎合一些不爱结婚的美国人。从一而终对一些年轻人是来讲,不一定是梦想,却有可能是噩梦
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发表于 2009-5-8 12:12 | 显示全部楼层
表情僵硬。看第一遍没觉的,越看越觉的离专业演员差好大一截。
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发表于 2009-5-8 21:06 | 显示全部楼层
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