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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,
* t+ n1 U* N6 }$ q5 F/ x$ V> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?; V: A3 z6 ~! h: P) O6 q% e
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.- p' U4 N l) C! \' a
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
( B4 m# d5 b7 Q> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?. E. o0 U" n2 U0 }8 ], J
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
4 s0 [( h& m1 r' c8 l, [> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
' s7 t8 D3 N" e$ k/ f> I DON'T THINK SO.8 `4 [, x2 r# I3 p. J
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; X+ e6 l9 {* D2 ?8 h+ r" k" Z> FINE,
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# e' ]! i# d, `6 U l; F4 M/ o> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
# M% R' g" p; m7 b; E> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?9 a+ O6 `' T- A7 {
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
: u5 e0 b- Q& h# v6 i> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?# v% P+ j. E6 |$ d' Z* s$ F
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE+ }5 ?, L0 J& Q4 K0 Y- O+ w4 S
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? n* J1 V+ W# Y% Z* R
> I DON'T THINK SO# B: m" k! b1 R9 W7 O
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
B( B5 k& n- a+ M, ?3 o6 i$ s# A7 I> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS/ | X: G e E1 l
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?/ r1 j2 I M; l/ T! \- Q
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK+ P! T/ w0 R; c& E# J
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. H( L0 z: |. v( z/ a8 L4 ^( W; H> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T# F/ S2 E9 T1 F; D
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ J9 V. J/ B2 P& C% k> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE' d" k7 Y0 a# H
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% C9 b6 k, b. |, b0 ]% g& P! ?
> I DON'T THINK SO
4 ?! L, k Q! d2 c9 h! m> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
* e# Q5 Y* s' u> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!3 z/ X0 v! F$ z- G. ~: X$ s
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW4 a5 j9 e; [8 [
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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, d! Y6 e) c/ @# {- D. f> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE/ S$ P ?+ s5 k: J" [
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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5 J5 p$ T( k5 L8 \" F> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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9 z: K1 i% H3 }1 S1 y> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?$ ^4 V, g. I2 O' j: E* d
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME' }! F, o% w$ k7 O' {. u
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.* f* B0 f+ @; M0 @$ F* S' S; _+ M0 W
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND1 X8 n) Y/ J' F( y/ ~2 @8 I6 Z3 W
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER- |, \( r4 r5 o- i8 Z0 ?
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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4 B3 F2 ~2 _ ^. l% _> HE SAID,' |0 f; E& w' z/ g1 ^
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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, R& o5 b/ u k8 F% F' c/ M4 v P> SHE REPLIED,' S- |5 h" f9 o% j V
> HELLOOOOO..
$ d" j: L/ {0 h! Z1 d> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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