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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A& s+ ]" W# O( l2 x" W
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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3 o4 f5 ^, e" a/ c/ S, p o% e> HONEY,
8 z! d3 b) L+ I; ?5 [> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
M6 Z" s, ~( M. \> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.1 W8 ~0 E# d/ d, P( L5 p
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( i: z+ V8 q) D. j3 ~> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
" N: M# j" A2 ?9 d! O( W8 ?2 c( Y> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?" k0 c7 V' Z. J( j
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
' L) _ o1 a! f0 t> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' J0 {3 j6 X; u! J7 t; D) M1 z
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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7 d3 \7 ?* S8 h& k, y0 u1 H> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,; l* F3 h5 ~- S
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?& S0 {4 Q6 d1 ~) P% r
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,- r l* X `' i( z% o
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?6 y: ]5 F$ ^0 G5 L* x
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE& z* T1 c& k3 i1 ?" K# ]! u
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 e8 _. n+ L, L& y1 c> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
% c: _" t( E. Q% M0 {- p$ @> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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+ c3 h1 V5 T# ~/ f> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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! E H) t* I/ {4 d" j; I. r& P) O, L> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T/ F. m2 Q. U1 {6 u1 _' j
> WANT TO FIX STEPS- _0 t s3 X8 z% S) F2 w% @- \( q
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO( W' X; ~ Y8 m i0 H0 n! t
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.+ u7 H' {- D* t" ~5 D% i
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!6 `. K- O! b( [6 I4 D
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A: k; S& r5 Y P- K7 k8 ?/ u
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW# p! P: [: y/ m( S6 F. P3 V
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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- _ \/ _4 W4 p- i0 }> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES: C0 ~5 G, a* [+ q1 K! ]
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.8 h# p) L/ O/ ?9 C7 {) {% F$ c
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, b: |# V. L2 ?+ `( J2 G. S> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
" J6 T( ?: K* j4 ~6 i# }> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
9 G% m6 ?: }* m4 J8 F> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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7 C1 ] J7 |" R0 `> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME( A6 S# A! k9 A8 V2 F) @" R& I9 v' r
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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\, ^6 H" r: w6 ~! c> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
! w9 \) c# X% @& n> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
5 A# |: W' Z' X: ~" h) h( R% X' ^) _> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.) z# l/ H% S: U/ L
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( o- O: D) Y4 W6 n4 p% t> HE SAID,: R: I ^0 `7 i P, j
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?$ P; m; {) m% N, [2 ]: Q4 o
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> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN+ E0 b$ r7 \2 f2 o" C" I
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
. B! H& M8 @' P. Q. v> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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