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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
; `5 j. F7 [. N4 @% f> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,! S, O! i+ \/ ^( {
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' n% I+ _' ~4 N9 a- _( T> HONEY,
7 K$ i# ]$ B( h- j* V> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
) j& `/ P- ^" j0 }* X4 Y" _# o! D> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.; D% D% P/ x7 t" A/ \0 _$ K7 q5 i
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! F, E7 O1 j* y3 X' z* z9 q> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,4 I" g% k5 I$ o+ \" e
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
& a0 ]2 Y) P7 }0 I& E> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE# ~- r* C( X) _
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?; H# S7 q$ v, M) {; O
> I DON'T THINK SO. n' `5 b$ l Z$ {
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$ l1 L6 C* ~2 ]& f5 ?3 w% n( P& `( [& c> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,& |" w8 o5 U" o) L, }+ N) I
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
% x4 `7 t* `7 H/ n5 k> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT4 I" G4 X% Z4 ^7 K6 Z
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,, e& g5 N4 {5 `# w0 W b
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?6 w$ p4 G8 F2 k$ r
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE7 T; h `; @4 B& z( d
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
, Z: w l M: f8 q' Z> I DON'T THINK SO* ~/ D6 d8 p$ B
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
2 c1 A7 [7 A/ M4 @> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS- T( S2 O0 ?7 E+ t8 a+ h+ _& _: H
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
O8 ^+ g y* Y1 `> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T& o' D5 t3 G; {1 O2 R
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
+ }$ Q' h: {* N( ?, u> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- q( q! C0 H' t1 y& k
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
& q( b& E1 I) v v7 N4 I> I DON'T THINK SO
) J- Y' ?; a/ [1 D> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
0 B( s# a$ `/ S) g( @% N> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!, ?5 U. b# U v, s/ ^$ [) ]" z- _
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0 f0 F( u! g7 Y6 E> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A4 M- H! s( V+ S I
> COUPLE OF HOURS..............................., U1 Q% W' }1 ]0 ~9 Z/ F. U5 N
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# D' H7 W9 Q5 A& u> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
# |- @( e2 N: {) R9 T> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES! \5 }) j2 E8 I& R
> TO GO HOME. W' v% w; `5 X- y S3 f
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE+ f+ O* W6 o' G! d
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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* o' U$ S# U! s1 |> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES4 T' {/ i, A3 C4 d2 O
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.0 @. W3 M0 i0 R8 w
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4 L# [! |! L& s7 q9 X> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?" Y2 q/ r/ m3 A5 a* v' E
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT5 p% K! M2 F0 @2 j
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
- p8 l& Q: q, L+ p4 K# u, d> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.. i* e7 O0 \7 v8 c$ p0 h E; n- o
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0 r5 a8 ~" U: p& Z> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND' e e4 i+ O3 {% Q* V
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
6 O+ V/ z. B+ [ i8 G6 U H* O> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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1 F3 E$ z/ `! M* _> HE SAID,
2 |! ?4 P# S K, M- ?; K" O> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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8 J* `# {. K( v0 N5 p y: _2 N> SHE REPLIED,2 F% i1 r3 ]( D M7 r
> HELLOOOOO..5 |0 u$ e F- o ]2 ?0 ` W
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN8 |/ W; u9 _6 S# A/ f: J5 O
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
) e8 C; X# _0 D> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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