Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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) ?! [9 Q# D: m9 @0 b2 ^) E> HONEY,
& }; v3 P$ l' x) J: O+ b" ~, @> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
% I& v. y. b# E( J: y' E> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
& A3 q  _( h6 G( S# k> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
- a- [5 [& ?: O  ?" `/ R1 |& V> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
, U4 o! |4 K6 I( G" m, v> FINE,
>
6 C1 A( O( x" n$ i" q% {) z& X> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
# O/ L0 I& ]6 S) @> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
) P+ o7 I) x9 C& z* h8 m> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
+ v& [& K# B7 V  t0 M9 d5 f> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
7 z# e! E& g- e2 i& F> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
0 u0 F  g6 s$ _% f0 w; |- y9 o. L> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 j* _0 |! O: _7 n/ d* W> I DON'T THINK SO
>
- t1 V# E1 k; v# P" q& C4 C) w' \1 J> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
6 ]! k4 P7 [$ v> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
" \5 n! f5 d' c* g( ]4 H2 b> WANT TO FIX STEPS
6 l3 \+ x& t4 k7 }9 L3 j+ m> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
, p- K6 x; |% ^; F> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
. J8 n" r! Z+ x( ~* j* B* N7 v> I DON'T THINK SO
6 j2 n4 `0 C9 S% _1 w+ _> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
3 b) y: u. D& }( Q6 ~$ O( h> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
. E% K4 Z2 n- [> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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>
; r0 n$ j# Q* w" I> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
5 o' f$ s3 A5 W5 }+ w. Y0 Y> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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" a- w4 D5 Z- ^> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
7 X3 p5 i" L, M' r> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
; a$ ?) R& a0 G> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
; k& F6 g' t, X' a1 M& x> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
* D) ]2 @9 T! B- t6 w4 Q# L6 X> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
' y3 R1 s1 P  h; _* R+ ]5 ~> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ o& E9 A* M' N- S8 j/ q> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.