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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A7 b+ x1 c' L0 @# E+ o F8 a. K
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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6 |4 I8 t+ J) k! d4 r: q> HONEY,! E# J% u$ N4 t9 H. {
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?6 ~: I G$ O1 z- f. C& J% v
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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. n6 m( z7 M3 |, I> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
8 `! L# M3 _6 w% X* q* A> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?2 z6 h: g* Q( J8 c: [5 {
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ J7 G" U# p( c3 K3 }> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 X; x5 e' e- C/ L1 V$ h* ] ~> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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* l3 B: a0 u6 ]9 G" Z* L# I; n2 H> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,0 o# W: m& b7 {
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?5 X/ s3 N, {' P1 m+ w
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,) [. `& [7 F/ R- Y7 [, q
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
( k) l2 m' ]8 @- d) r- u> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE5 a) s' ?5 H7 r; I/ A
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 a" _$ f* R! ?8 n> I DON'T THINK SO0 |) `- a Y {; |4 B( H3 d9 E
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> FINE, SHE SAYS% L% b$ }# E* d* B# ?+ n
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK2 i m3 `- }. j8 K, D/ Q
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! \. F( b& J* m% O: G, F# L> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
! O# j( r7 q% K, I+ R! Z& R> WANT TO FIX STEPS
7 B9 P/ `7 @* K( o9 W+ @9 c! ]" f( z> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 x# j7 T# r, x8 B> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
% Q) v8 J J! e8 o7 H* F4 V> I DON'T THINK SO
4 [9 G! \5 g. D+ P& I3 j" m> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. ^; ]8 _6 M+ @6 J% O" r/ ^& s* p
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!6 E. H) v) |, l$ l k
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, d8 b1 E; z3 m7 r* \$ I) O> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
9 c, X0 L; \; z5 h& E3 z/ \> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
1 L- ~# v# H, m Y$ B- Z> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.2 K; p; h: x" u; n4 o# U& H% R' ]
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- E5 K( ]# \$ g! t6 Y> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
/ z$ _* u0 ~ N3 A> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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* P* L$ E4 l% o0 g1 V$ ^> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES& G1 @* b9 U- S7 J6 }
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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" b/ Y3 ]1 {" z) L' e: f> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?9 r# |7 { K% q. N! J# l& V* W
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT) A# P% w3 Y9 h$ u, c
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME4 Q/ B- Z5 Y" \" {* s' |
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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. S( e! \5 B6 ]& b7 i M> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
$ ]8 }$ D: `6 v& \> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER; }8 _! ~% _5 o- g6 v- c) r
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
/ w1 m$ q7 f* s8 L> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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7 A( f$ ?1 f/ N, {" o: _> SHE REPLIED,0 D7 b& X5 N! F, O; H- _
> HELLOOOOO..
" U, D. U; f/ p. Z5 J3 c7 D, @3 I) s4 K> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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' E! |. J7 d5 n* A5 g" L> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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