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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A7 F1 K' _" B8 ?3 l" W: A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,: ~; F+ b. j. j! C: }
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5 {! {, s. y( ] V1 d! x> HONEY,
2 i8 e/ v* Z" z> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?/ K( b% R3 z* \
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,# q# O' |, Q% s
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
1 w" ^6 A+ x- W- {> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
0 d& z/ G K: k4 Q# o. d> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" W. y8 p* ^2 O
> I DON'T THINK SO.3 J5 q* I6 p0 d5 B$ r
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
' X5 t, U( i+ p% }> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?- Y0 G! `# t, n$ y: w0 b' h
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT7 k6 Q. }# _3 c. S
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> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?$ l0 f6 W8 U8 `8 F; x
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE+ x: M/ p: A1 h4 ~; G
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
8 d, W" {- @" C- H> I DON'T THINK SO2 s3 B9 l- r: a, w! s3 c6 p
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
! {- D' [# A5 s9 M+ E> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS) O. C o6 G2 K. e: p
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?) u+ b4 a* H, i/ R, N9 C$ | K! G
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
* r# Q& L" G9 I5 o- u: k> WANT TO FIX STEPS
# d5 F: x# `+ M, p" A. D. S> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
$ @* v. C* z* d$ Q> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ W8 u9 \/ F, Y( `% x> I DON'T THINK SO9 t4 q) L, X- l3 m
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
. B: q8 A- ^( E' G1 Q> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!) r. h+ K5 h9 `5 G: w
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
* y; O6 |" n) j> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................6 C4 F+ A1 u# G1 ` k
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" I" Q9 \, }9 T% Z+ K' v> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW* ~8 t" p! S- E( t: [. ]% B
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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: N. J# V' Y: A' Z1 n0 b+ ?, r" K. ~> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE. D+ M4 d' K, ?
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES% j+ z: _. d3 j0 D1 M4 q7 v9 H
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED./ w4 u* Z5 c' O* x, W- F+ I* a
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
! j( D* ~0 ^& N! ]2 T o> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
" f/ l3 G" G& b( Y, G> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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8 u2 g: R: z/ T7 F> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME/ I4 L0 W# t+ D- r% j* k# a5 q
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.4 ?7 Z; P: o7 ~* j8 v, J
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! D/ b* c% i! ]( U> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND4 e. c. @9 j) U W, e
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
, C! [. O' R& k0 x9 P) {> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.+ Q/ y! S F" U6 n
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> HE SAID,
" o' `1 m8 J. m. W, ^) T4 V3 V> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?& F) D" x& P2 C ^7 w6 o
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2 Z' p0 k C* Y) D* M> SHE REPLIED,
2 T4 ~' D7 {" P5 Y+ K- p> HELLOOOOO..9 q! ^2 s5 i$ F$ _! X! h6 `4 y' e
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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