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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
7 l; Z( K! _# e' y! }+ M- V8 ]> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, Y! I' y* g1 m# Y
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8 ~0 x$ |; F! @7 l Z> HONEY,
7 F7 h7 P" K1 Q' V, x> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
7 l/ m' E( \2 A! p/ N> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.: ]& H3 e* f0 G1 M6 k
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
$ B! i- p" N" W: A+ E: p" D1 f2 |> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?3 u T% N, t1 P; m6 e& u: V" \
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ T5 f) Y; |' I> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
1 {! p/ y- g1 u' N( D> I DON'T THINK SO.
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- y0 m8 _) h, E> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
/ G j+ T; i$ ]7 C> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? Z! E; J( ~5 B8 p( \# B4 U
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT5 K& F" N) u/ y- w
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* u g U! f2 K ^* `# e& G> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,+ X! s2 m$ O- W% C% z
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ o: I; K' Y% j% T4 ~* A& R8 h+ l> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
+ l% o6 m; O; L- J> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?9 O: v0 X P# `0 L
> I DON'T THINK SO
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3 @+ ?8 A! J8 Q* ]> FINE, SHE SAYS& t/ Y5 h% `' [2 x4 ]4 w# Q( U2 k
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS3 F: C4 m; x' [% e8 R {
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?0 t6 E7 w: ?' m- u& I+ {7 a
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK+ P0 t) S2 k# H3 ]
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
1 v+ S, f) P I$ H> WANT TO FIX STEPS8 c8 x1 X& q4 z2 Q7 Z( t
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE( {6 ?# y; ?- X0 g/ \7 R2 {. U
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
9 _) f+ k2 r3 ~0 |" \$ S> I DON'T THINK SO
4 q+ L8 ?4 a& J' y> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
! a) r- ?! i3 y# L* m! D" D2 V> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!. o/ k0 z1 ]* P6 `8 A- L
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
2 {& T5 G2 m6 n: V> COUPLE OF HOURS................................ m7 }$ o3 z" K; j
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8 w& v/ D( V7 _5 h7 S> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
4 ]( k$ {3 y: \; p9 z> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
+ J) s4 Z# l6 k# \2 e2 D> TO GO HOME4 Z3 g! I" L" z
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+ T& {, ^2 c* Z> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
& d; ]; Y7 G/ O& S" |> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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6 b8 x* j# Y1 f/ g4 t& {+ @> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE; |9 ?! S7 m# ?0 m8 ]# ?, h
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING- n* B; R/ k1 N0 Q6 ^' B5 K8 }0 p
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. ]4 g' V/ k1 a0 l9 G% Q> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
; Y% u- a: B4 p+ c7 E6 w> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.1 d% m+ ~5 s! e* X0 U! P6 P& }
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?5 y0 {) b% E5 ?9 }9 ?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
; V$ H6 j. U3 e& w$ H2 w0 J> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.: ^# N3 I6 n1 e0 d, b
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& s8 I1 z/ o" Q: o( w> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
: F! T: q+ R |$ S( u> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
& n8 O6 W0 ~1 a. L> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER; E+ Q# V7 @% R9 a* |4 l
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,* L: [2 T- S: J$ r0 i3 M( U; w
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?. v& k- @: j* n
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> SHE REPLIED,
$ ^1 ~& w' q. L6 [+ P/ c> HELLOOOOO..
# v( U7 G3 j9 S1 c7 b. h |> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN0 I+ U; W1 \/ j8 _$ t
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
8 B5 y1 d- m" [2 ]> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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