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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A" m( Y9 i- e1 B) f4 \) y4 @3 C
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,+ o+ E% p7 [( w* \# M. z9 \, X Y% J7 N/ {
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?* p- a# A5 p N) u8 W
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.' b( g9 B3 O) u8 @+ l* S
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
8 ^3 Z5 X) h/ x: {4 @8 E> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?: ^ X7 ~1 {3 z+ y& L; R
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE# [8 d7 o. g" W) ]( B7 d2 A% s5 t) `8 G
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% Y) c8 N% Q( Q' ]) s1 _6 \
> I DON'T THINK SO.* U5 J" D+ L! E) `2 [$ w
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B* | V; {# V( Q> FINE,( N+ {4 H6 }; ?
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* d& @" _$ W' f& \1 X> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
& N1 _$ D& V( S! x E" G> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?: b: F* A3 f# K) g
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT+ Q2 Y8 G( t" @, X8 i1 q- I2 E$ S
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0 Z, Z, U& U% L/ A T> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,1 r6 z2 A: M/ M$ \9 k6 U
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ T1 ?. C5 |* e0 t> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
8 c" i3 K9 d1 p4 |3 S, F- N" ~> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?* w. z7 T+ D# {+ Y& _
> I DON'T THINK SO5 n, t# s/ A3 T/ j% h4 ~
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' J x% T9 e9 d/ s( M/ o> FINE, SHE SAYS6 B) r y* @' s& s$ l
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS7 R$ O& K8 g* N8 r% |
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
6 h7 |. I) F" A$ ~* r> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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5 s; p0 i% ~! g9 v" H0 b> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T" v% s5 i0 T/ }) b! x( K% M) G
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
& N1 i z- M' c: w$ n> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE6 U* R/ B( j4 W k( r7 g- d
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?4 Z) x5 h1 g) V: g" \4 ?: R
> I DON'T THINK SO
& t, e1 K6 Q/ m4 C' b> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
" w4 h* v1 y* N% ^> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!, T$ ?6 [* f( z0 b, M5 g! N2 p
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c: ]- Z' ^' H; n> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A' Z) m+ H2 c) X6 e# ~/ C
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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# z+ g1 H( |; o5 s- s2 J> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
9 ~& Q% l$ m" l! B# t> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES& [0 P9 |, J- C5 g4 M, e- a
> TO GO HOME
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- e# u. [* q& t3 y7 {> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
# L- r+ w! u7 \! w# ]> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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' r- X# K# v" c, O9 f> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
f" Q- F$ r5 |> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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) X, v5 Y: i: l> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
' C( g- e V% R2 w3 k! q' O1 a> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.5 `6 \6 u) X" T6 u8 h/ k) L. \5 G/ E
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
* L" Z" K! A( x; o> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT$ D! D! X Y/ W( H3 I* P
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.9 u9 e5 X: x3 q" f4 s
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
. D+ g& w" [! T+ X: z8 \> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.$ l1 x/ c& ]% D" v# A
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9 b) [. m l. A" j4 |8 s. m/ P> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND1 g A6 N4 r/ u* r7 C( i% X' b
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER$ e! F/ p( A/ }, M" J2 ~! f/ ~
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.5 I1 E# W {( Y- M8 R) U3 S
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5 W7 w G& D0 ] H( b> HE SAID,
9 C. q4 ]( g. ?9 j' e! g7 ]7 s z> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?- Y# {. g/ b: \- J+ `. Z
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2 O$ Q0 H4 E5 b> SHE REPLIED, n- Y; m# h7 ]/ o; `) A2 b. a
> HELLOOOOO.." z/ D, A( X' N+ f7 p* j
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN: v- ]" b5 ?$ i0 v
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 k" u8 I% E& ~: ?+ `> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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