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发表于 2009-4-8 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A. m0 s: ?1 w* W5 f- a7 E
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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) ?! [9 Q# D: m9 @0 b2 ^) E> HONEY,
& }; v3 P$ l' x) J: O+ b" ~, @> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?/ @! p/ z/ M% U$ t  t4 [0 R) s( W; j: z
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.& M- E  }1 B2 y# V  a0 V
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,6 O. g& b# {/ \5 ~0 n
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
% I& v. y. b# E( J: y' E> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
& A3 q  _( h6 G( S# k> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
- a- [5 [& ?: O  ?" `/ R1 |& V> I DON'T THINK SO.% w3 T; b4 r5 h/ m  S
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, U4 o! |4 K6 I( G" m, v> FINE,. b8 U# n! n/ o. N. Y6 B2 M
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6 C1 A( O( x" n$ i" q% {) z& X> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
# O/ L0 I& ]6 S) @> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
) P+ o7 I) x9 C& z* h8 m> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT+ I" C4 U, V; X! F$ p) E& G
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+ v& [& K# B7 V  t0 M9 d5 f> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,7 Q# d+ j6 r1 J
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
7 z# e! E& g- e2 i& F> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
0 u0 F  g6 s$ _% f0 w; |- y9 o. L> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 j* _0 |! O: _7 n/ d* W> I DON'T THINK SO5 k& d4 Z6 E7 a4 p2 Y4 l
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- t1 V# E1 k; v# P" q& C4 C) w' \1 J> FINE, SHE SAYS) D+ P! h4 |8 d
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
6 ]! k4 P7 [$ v> TO THE FRONT DOOR?; [2 x* d/ P! n0 V( I
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
" \5 n! f5 d' c* g( ]4 H2 b> WANT TO FIX STEPS
6 l3 \+ x& t4 k7 }9 L3 j+ m> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
, p- K6 x; |% ^; F> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
. J8 n" r! Z+ x( ~* j* B* N7 v> I DON'T THINK SO
6 j2 n4 `0 C9 S% _1 w+ _> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
3 b) y: u. D& }( Q6 ~$ O( h> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!7 S5 `! J# y! R! i4 {
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
. E% K4 Z2 n- [> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW* C4 }/ g0 t/ w% V! L4 l+ [" R
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
' e! g7 y! l* T" R9 T- I> TO GO HOME" q& \8 w- g* j8 w! D( g3 [
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; r0 n$ j# Q* w" I> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES' h) l( ^! t  }* ~5 X. f! D! m8 K
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.$ r& Y, L( m/ I
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
5 o' f$ s3 A5 W5 }+ w. Y0 Y> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING, T. g  ?+ B" p. F" N, B
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES: A" C+ l5 T& @" y5 F' X1 N
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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" a- w4 D5 Z- ^> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?# z% `0 ~$ m! }! @$ Q
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
7 X3 p5 i" L, M' r> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME  g7 t  N; f6 \& ^, V7 ~3 I0 o  U! t
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.7 k' M' q5 a6 `3 X. h7 Q6 a" {  k5 w
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
; a$ ?) R& a0 G> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
; k& F6 g' t, X' a1 M& x> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
* D) ]2 @9 T! B- t6 w4 Q# L6 X> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?. G1 B5 {( }$ D: Q# o" g
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' y3 R1 s1 P  h; _* R+ ]5 ~> SHE REPLIED,0 Q$ j# m# Q" V7 z1 C6 _3 ^
> HELLOOOOO..% a  `6 m! r7 f/ c, n1 z6 ]3 B
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN; C9 H, n7 [2 B# z1 x0 H
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ o& E9 A* M' N- S8 j/ q> I DON'T THINK SO!
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发表于 2009-4-8 12:28 | 显示全部楼层
Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.
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