Condom my friends

sweetspot

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

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; T$ R) F* u; K: b! r7 \A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.

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8 \1 x7 L. V; Y" y6 L$ i' ~& \The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.


The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
% A7 E* s/ Q3 K! {4 k! s. n) XThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'


The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 A! V# R6 O3 c* h6 e& YWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'

小熊之家

fall off by itself!
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billzhao

it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?

raining

haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.

yingxiy

propeller

LOL