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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.. R" j# X3 i. E2 f, V: V
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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) D, ?; ]0 N) HWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.. X$ i# H7 u. w( C7 I6 _( W) T
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O: M0 d K2 Q9 v4 r7 ZThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
+ h, H- x ]- z6 }The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'., H% W/ V. u2 G6 L7 B" @
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?', C ^, c, p( L3 k, P! c
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, [5 s o3 r6 J: ?The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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! I! ~) d# I G6 T'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.& C. V# @) t+ Y% {/ V% w( I
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, d. B) |; S4 b: X" A* W7 ['Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! % k3 Y+ q7 ?" o! [- t9 k0 A1 L
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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