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( R) \0 U8 r7 `; S) oA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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7 o! }8 I. P; K. m2 n& NThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
# M9 w6 r7 u- U3 R, o: u" E4 Xlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.+ a z$ i, F7 z7 C" f
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 r+ T- f; H& q, w- p) @1 W! D
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'. i% g' e5 x7 B4 ]
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.1 k. }- v& ?6 @$ }4 Q
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" C d0 N7 L. o* S3 f The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
2 ]# U' o& H( CThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?' o& L6 q& A+ h! [7 Y
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!', T/ N) h9 ^$ D+ U5 S7 T
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; Z5 @5 c$ z0 a* m'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.7 T: |( Y5 L# q8 L0 |) ~8 m
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# a) s8 v4 Y" m5 f3 H! y'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 7 w: x _( o* ~4 A' W
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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