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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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) w! ]+ k/ P/ wThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a- h5 G2 T! Q/ `' A
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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' L/ O* L( \4 pWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.7 n: a# O# B# [( O
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8 f) k/ Y- o- M- v+ GThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
# R) {. ?. S8 ], p* d7 s1 tThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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! c1 z# D! j% f2 f! G; _! W The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.* A* R9 h2 ^+ y4 a. h
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?': n3 _# k% ^2 F
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ' {1 G2 W: ^5 m8 ~# R( E$ u* Y5 ?
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