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; k! ~$ u7 \/ m8 Y( W* B. |, }1 DA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.- L& ~1 C3 p' ~: O, s
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a+ v/ Z" q# p4 }5 ~
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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( |6 Y1 e8 d1 k1 S \# O3 g6 j' UWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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$ D X. p9 p5 e/ _The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.. S1 G* D3 V6 F: Z- d
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.; d" l1 c: i/ d( c* t
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.6 a% G; H5 j! K( y% Y/ V8 _
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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0 V$ u D9 o( V3 @, vThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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V7 E2 E- x9 x% k: G'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.2 f. l0 ^: |1 {2 X
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! " S9 S# z" z# m4 e3 @
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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