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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. $ j, `5 a* j! p1 g3 B. P: X$ Q
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
7 I; p6 a+ \" U, G2 RThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
" S4 S E& E- i9 j/ {" QThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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& g. Y, Q/ \; V. e8 R8 HWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' - F! N# |8 ^+ \8 w8 E" s6 c- s
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 7 I2 ~/ y! m, _; E; Q( [
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' / b7 H8 v% Q* G& z: x: G6 X2 f, i
0 F* \! X P0 s5 e+ I* x7 @So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! $ c# j% F9 w/ Z$ g0 t" U+ ^
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 7 T" j7 ?! L0 k
( \3 z) M) k0 o2 OThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * I1 s8 \ `# @; C3 M, j" C9 ^4 L
$ q8 U5 J( Q) S& a, pSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! + s+ v. b2 R$ J7 G- P
- w: u# e, ^# ^; BThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' " Y# O* `* a1 Q; w1 D5 l0 q
. L6 C" X H- T6 `0 o- w T3 AMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 0 s. J3 i! Q( Y& k0 i
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. + q' `# |* T% _
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife " E) M, B9 A) v) t
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. * A/ s3 r) I y5 z8 X& m
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+ @+ J9 O4 R; @0 GLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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