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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
$ Z1 E! p* c8 qShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
; o8 l) t! E5 h2 f; N: Z8 ZThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
- o" \# B" o9 j# b- h! b" O/ k( tThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 3 a4 a6 h0 e* d) S- M; B9 O- c8 ?% O
( j$ Q* U0 g. [Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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( D& {9 u" U) Y! F2 ?. B% L: lFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 6 l; ]# @9 ?3 {, _! y/ P
- n5 ?3 i" `; Q1 Q- ^The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. * _: K. n4 N8 O) P$ H# w
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' $ h! S1 Y, B2 x- H+ ~
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 3 A' H) c! s6 d8 B/ F( B
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' # w% j( V U) a* r! ~
4 z% z$ K) w; a1 K' h& R& VThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 0 z" ?4 a, j) J( w7 I
! |2 I- A8 {! l( [! {7 d0 cSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 3 `3 S" A& A/ _
, I$ L6 D9 q! ?The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 1 e( `0 j1 ]! ^2 C. B( O
2 l( z' ~5 h6 a1 r+ DMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 7 Q* V7 m9 T7 N) T% w3 d2 B2 H! @6 V
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$ j o; }0 `. d. eThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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# Y0 V) Z0 o" m( g: d. TMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show / _+ k/ j6 {3 w6 d9 g& ?0 b) s0 L
" W2 o& x b9 k0 U3 }2 v# R7 _PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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