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发表于 2009-3-8 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
( R1 t$ h2 [3 O6 q5 ]3 a# u/ b# fShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
9 m- D& c& ]8 aThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ) {$ L6 |1 g6 F" a0 D- m1 p
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. + V9 M4 c! {0 p- G

' s1 _8 X4 U' |% q5 {6 C: }, g) FWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'   V+ Q  x/ I1 O! S3 L3 G

% b" a; _& m% V  s  f. P( TThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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4 k: h- f  g+ S* I- SThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 6 d: r8 w! I! N% O2 U# n8 V' o

7 H- v. S2 [  ]  [. w$ i- b8 BThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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" Y% P/ s1 m$ G; Y* S8 d1 bSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! - U7 L. w/ ^. @, t- H+ S9 e

! C: g3 X2 a0 r% m6 QFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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* g" H; j: S6 K5 W0 uThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 1 H! Q& X! x3 f3 |  a: L" ^7 }

7 p9 Y. g* T* ^# ?/ ]The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ( k, I1 N( T6 w9 j' Y- h/ |! h
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' * d. t5 x) @. J, i( E0 r( L) k8 Z7 f
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 2 o5 X: u" ?% ^" N1 ~: z
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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1 t2 D9 W( D9 I$ {3 k- ?" ^* @/ KThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife - t1 q4 k0 C& f

! H& H) V7 C; Y: nMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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9 A* [) B+ `% ?; z9 a' \PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
women are clever, no doubt. / y8 t; T$ r/ I6 H

' T+ A2 e" |/ O; l* x; kVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.
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