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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
. Z/ R/ y w4 @9 h. YShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 1 ~% P. n' D7 s/ K- F% }4 g' H
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 4 C$ E" E' Y v; C6 k
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 9 R6 _3 @9 Y3 A% Z0 f
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ( l( ] K4 C, w. z: q8 `: I, O9 ^6 T
9 s, V2 P; V3 p1 R N8 }; C0 DThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ( x5 Y. O6 Z U3 q" _% B
) `! \; W7 I$ }So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' T4 g$ k8 h' Y: j# q/ V S' c5 V: Z
8 _1 ~ ^- m5 I3 k5 y OThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' : p6 s* ]. F5 @' ~8 g5 O, N
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ' R/ M: G( C& E" j
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 7 H6 ~! T8 h. |2 @0 G4 Z9 @
' s( H0 U( v' g& o/ mMale readers : Please scroll down.
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5 F) w4 Q' j0 ?% y, ^The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. " X; r# V& D. Z* S# l
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; l4 n: Y6 a$ V" B7 q# k3 t- bLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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