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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. + W% T; q t* p ~( v, N. D) E
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. + l$ D: ^( F3 X3 j/ V/ s: v/ l- C* I
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
6 [: j' d4 _0 HThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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& v7 v+ K, [5 g. U* H2 O* `1 gThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ' `1 U8 t9 c1 ]& k+ {2 R
, s! D; }% T$ M4 _4 [0 eThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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7 k% o9 p( V4 V5 N' BFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 8 e* z ^9 F$ M/ w
# m4 D9 }6 A/ B$ rThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' $ P8 K" K9 [/ P& D! p$ X2 M4 |
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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9 [ i& w0 O4 ^4 M BSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! , Y# d% R; B/ r' _' c8 k" \- a
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' # y o( u# m, q) k9 C% p
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 2 h. R q Z3 W/ `; |' s
1 N4 c9 E) X1 _6 _% dAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 6 w( Q7 T+ V' z4 A6 w: H
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 1 ]- f- C, W4 Z* n1 `
4 Q _) f, Y$ u/ zMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. " x* O% c+ h: f% N
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, g4 ]6 R: C' k/ qLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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) w* c% }* s5 X9 s* @. p: ?& ePS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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