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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ; k1 A6 V) h' a1 k
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 3 N, K6 E! a4 o z5 m) W" F
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' + i( X" M7 T" R4 x
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' & T8 R8 C4 L* p0 k' i
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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7 T! b0 l7 ]" l9 AFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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# U- L# }5 Q% G' }The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ' N; s0 }* c+ M) ^
+ x* `3 {3 q2 F: P; Q9 Z7 O4 x$ eThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' : z6 w1 A9 i' t9 M% _7 k* O* a6 p
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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* k; I2 U+ o; D' B* j" e. eThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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" E* y1 ]$ F$ v- w5 B5 ^6 g+ i: gSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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# \1 _4 m. n2 z' LThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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" i3 O& ?, }9 @$ x8 qMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. $ d _( C8 Q/ k4 c8 A; \4 F
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ( A% V# T8 T t1 ?9 w' y2 T" ?' [
3 h, ]% d0 K+ T+ i* c. XMale readers : Please scroll down. * t+ { M3 l2 q0 e0 q/ M+ x
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife * Z1 a- f: M6 H( ^% L1 d
# t. W7 `) f4 u7 ^7 CMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. 0 {" _) R' D) `4 @0 `* R% j
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, R6 }& D1 d" I! W5 [: C. t$ O2 gLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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8 n, H% p3 r5 |2 x7 lPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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