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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ; p& Y9 Y) n0 |7 a
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 8 x& r! C @. j o7 U
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ; i/ y9 b, a; @0 p5 D
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 6 ^5 b, `- I* D* w$ ]3 ~/ ^0 P* W
) @2 ]1 V" K9 w1 S+ aWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 8 c: A+ u1 M+ @
" y7 y& h' i5 _4 y2 l5 q8 HThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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/ ?3 e3 w! ^2 ?$ l. ]+ P, NThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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, q# x6 N- A8 IThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' # ]9 U0 s0 z+ _, q
/ a) z- \$ i! ?9 q6 l! `0 _/ C# gSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 1 A0 L ]9 E; C `6 K W( _+ N# q" M% o
) Y( B; O" e# {( ~For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 8 V* n! b7 L% r
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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& }5 Q* d4 x" B3 h* zThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' # s' T2 E3 y5 q. r
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ) Z3 {- p7 {" n- i* S* P% x
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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+ g, @0 X' g' C7 C' i$ p7 j; qAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 2 L+ q7 _. H! f/ M& A2 l7 |
/ m' p" f; a( M' cMale readers : Please scroll down. 9 d0 `# \4 Y& n
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife / B0 N3 x( [! ?$ u) N
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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% S; M4 n, l! G- h. DLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 1 \( e r% n0 H/ Y, l
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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