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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. . e0 G" y" s g0 K( ?& p) S# {
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
- Z& r4 R; c: D8 a" e! cThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 2 L; t+ s1 y5 x% {7 s
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. . `. A m9 z9 ]' o a n$ _- _
' g+ O3 b! ?2 q) j f+ `/ }Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. " C; }/ w) [* u
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. , @3 r" G8 B9 ~5 K1 r# |7 O! E
+ @7 J' K, _) l6 k2 vThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 1 }* r H) c! J7 \) B
' Z. Y6 f8 z# JThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ! A: a" S+ i" `% G! p; p
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' & t! X* u3 B# M
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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7 W9 z: F, G- `5 I! J) i! i6 sThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 1 e, O5 h, _7 Z/ r. r. V
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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6 B" `) U! J# A; I+ D, X8 yThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show " x7 d; {/ g5 X. H8 G/ S
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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