Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
( R1 t$ h2 [3 O6 q5 ]3 a# u/ b# fShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
9 m- D& c& ]8 aThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

' s1 _8 X4 U' |% q5 {6 C: }, g) FWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

% b" a; _& m% V  s  f. P( TThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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4 k: h- f  g+ S* I- SThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

7 H- v. S2 [  ]  [. w$ i- b8 BThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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" Y% P/ s1 m$ G; Y* S8 d1 bSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

! C: g3 X2 a0 r% m6 QFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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* g" H; j: S6 K5 W0 uThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

7 p9 Y. g* T* ^# ?/ ]The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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1 t2 D9 W( D9 I$ {3 k- ?" ^* @/ KThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

! H& H) V7 C; Y: nMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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9 A* [) B+ `% ?; z9 a' \PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

' T+ A2 e" |/ O; l* x; kVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.