Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
$ H4 t* `* f! j8 gThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

1 R( m% H8 q/ X$ R6 tThe woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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/ ]& P0 r! u, b6 `$ }  dThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

; w8 K, E! J& p2 F+ USo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

$ f+ D; w4 d/ A" ^: Z9 HFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

! H1 K" t7 V6 w& FThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

$ [: x( K+ K  C% {So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

' t+ N+ C; j4 i( ]$ DMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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  k; j' b- v1 a6 M! WMale readers : Please scroll down.
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9 s2 r3 N: l9 s/ q% `' fThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.


/ t! j- O* F) W; `" v% I6 y: ELet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

1 F/ e) p& s8 h: k* ]/ X, f- C2 Y# IPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

( l" U1 S. g& T1 R' RVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.