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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! j8 d# f9 b0 y2 A, A9 \
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut* E4 W. U/ O+ k& k. a! u
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?% o8 `# G, d' T5 ~
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat9 a u# }, t0 o6 f* p" H
And they leave the house without packing heat
7 f9 s" B) w, P+ ?. B1 r; vNever even bring their guns to the mall
1 ~ G4 n1 V, z) P& ?. w/ qAnd you know what else is too funny?6 N; H E2 Y$ h/ G) ~
Their stupid Monopoly money+ I2 G0 ]) n G+ [
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. e, t$ e0 b3 O2 J5 YThey treat curling just like it's a real sport4 k2 o5 F# w% M! ^, w
They think their silly accent is so cute
6 k4 R- @! a+ `% S) b$ a, UCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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+ j6 g$ S$ X+ L* ?1 w! p& MSure, they've got their national healthcare5 I- f/ o* J6 E& _& h$ X
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
* a- g0 P" R2 u$ J. NThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
# R6 n& p% C; \Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni6 S, j# c- {2 Z
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
( n$ o$ k. Z+ t% TAll over Saskatchewan7 n2 ?/ E T3 O& L5 I
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
9 X3 B4 p: U2 h* x* |' b4 h7 _wont figure out the temperature in Celsius" |' m- M, e/ [: u
See the map, they're hovering right over us8 D [* K r6 Y. S' ]
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story, M: g" t$ m$ T- q: D2 V
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" h. Q% Q. q' O
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 U0 I3 e; t2 h* J; h. d
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
! k9 P- ?0 h* F- s4 qSo quick, before they see it coming
E+ s2 N# h4 V' a9 N$ JTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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