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Canadian idiot0 Y: j$ i3 ]1 X4 i( S; v" T
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
6 l0 m! g( Y* i. P# uDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut* e, y: n0 J3 ^, I1 U c. v
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?8 K+ v2 E/ N8 K2 Y4 o* W) A9 c
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat) \' P7 [$ E# D$ A& G
And they leave the house without packing heat
0 D* F$ [' c7 l# H* b) @2 y) h6 C& QNever even bring their guns to the mall6 X! R/ x( t- J( _) N
And you know what else is too funny?
& g3 y- t7 N; y7 n: o& T, G8 jTheir stupid Monopoly money- i, Y+ R( g- u; n
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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1 t+ P6 [ ~2 F6 |# j4 r+ HWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
' C9 `. M, S: S2 C6 [. n; b$ f0 UThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
0 N1 \! p, z9 Q0 ~They think their silly accent is so cute) B* F0 e5 Z- @" ~! n' Y
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot& H3 A8 |. ], ^; R* |% ] ~
7 K, W" R9 s( o: \$ \. r4 ?" O/ vSure, they've got their national healthcare
7 \) _8 [7 w/ G3 A# |( N6 bCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
2 o1 L. e7 g- ?/ p1 oThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
+ j1 ]! t" h& JEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
& d9 f, E, y! a) R- sAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni# G! J: T2 h2 B r5 t
All over Saskatchewan
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0 j# z9 o2 @. i- @- x# Y7 BDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot) `" v" x' o# V. P+ l* N# j. ^
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
% z7 `4 ^9 Z- M) T1 ^. R' NSee the map, they're hovering right over us
* f& o; D* d/ w1 x* U# l }Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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) o2 S2 N) c7 g1 \9 G, a. CAlways hear the same kind of story
5 \( N; K( E2 S* K5 P8 ?" qBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"8 M! J4 j- Z+ N3 v) N0 y
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?/ H3 g% j. o+ ]0 O( W: k
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
) c( l$ J# v- R8 Q/ `& Y& C4 n+ ]So quick, before they see it coming% J/ c6 O l0 U3 D) M: d! `: @
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