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Canadian idiot- S" c. T& k0 g# F% w
3 Z0 B1 ?" N7 ?6 @6 F$ yDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot! K) p% B( ?+ U( n, F
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
$ A$ D. U$ J& u! b" eAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?1 ]$ S# n6 I6 {- P9 Y" A- ^! U4 M, @
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
$ `0 T7 g, b, @2 M5 m; n6 |And they leave the house without packing heat
. F8 o8 W( k0 U3 ^3 K9 U7 oNever even bring their guns to the mall
+ l6 h3 u* e: ~' oAnd you know what else is too funny?
) i) e- S' Q$ l: rTheir stupid Monopoly money
& A: K( [8 I& k2 I4 cCan't take 'em seriously at all
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. U: J* L+ C5 ^ A2 LWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
h) G2 u3 i9 {) O9 { H: mThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
& h" @ j; l* a8 \( z+ G# MThey think their silly accent is so cute
9 |3 }1 f' a2 l& r/ [8 `; DCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot8 l/ w1 e3 q3 u* {, \) k
3 v, _3 G$ [- oSure, they've got their national healthcare
/ S$ E" d/ r: m+ b/ z! V/ @Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air9 Z7 p# `, W" A8 s5 K8 V7 B2 X: M
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
+ e5 r6 m1 {" h4 @3 M, @; P! p+ V2 v+ O$ KEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
' S( H. M) O- j: b0 ]" _- gAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni, |$ E4 }" W5 ^' j& f5 U
All over Saskatchewan5 g {' k u2 N+ [
3 C" q/ b: p9 b. |7 @Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot; P' W8 C; a/ M: [$ I. r
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius/ d: N( {( `- \0 X7 x
See the map, they're hovering right over us: ^% D2 V/ W! V7 t9 O+ {$ a2 N- S
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous& M _" N1 l% d$ C& Y9 E% U% t
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Always hear the same kind of story# F% K$ R8 J* z- E! E6 e
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
* I3 s$ T/ _( b* Y& w* U/ v6 y tTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
0 S/ H+ }$ A- c$ C' ]: R0 {It's gotta mean they're all up to something2 Y0 T. ~+ L [1 B- ]* w
So quick, before they see it coming
5 L7 z8 F7 u! s; o- A9 XTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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