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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot0 @4 z9 B/ G$ {7 u) ^# y
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
( l* s; a* O7 l0 u: o: QAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?, Q" k5 K$ k! ^
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 N. y' V+ B4 p( i5 |
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They all live on donuts and moose meat1 I. E: W+ G/ Y# Y1 _& e! y3 Z
And they leave the house without packing heat9 X2 e$ g+ v6 b9 a& }! }
Never even bring their guns to the mall
+ \3 J9 c; W. D& o6 @And you know what else is too funny?
' }; ^! r& b& @& Y# ]Their stupid Monopoly money
& U# G1 Z! w( O Y& YCan't take 'em seriously at all1 Q' z9 ]# E2 q& g" C1 k% ?$ {, d
( ?, J. ?7 Y3 p9 Z" NWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export0 P- s1 f$ k @# r) O9 C6 ~( O" V
They treat curling just like it's a real sport0 S3 n# |& ^* l- g$ I0 X2 k# p1 V
They think their silly accent is so cute& z. A# x( z/ ?! P% s5 ~
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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5 L/ n$ T9 B/ S8 j; pSure, they've got their national healthcare
9 a. Q: ~) X/ @6 g/ Y, G6 W1 YCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air2 M2 |0 K _$ T& d% R2 B
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion/ z/ _6 h: l! |% ]% F
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
& }0 t3 `& i+ O3 bAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni' T. y' b! J" v
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) v0 ?6 ?4 F) c: ]' rwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
1 X d3 ?* {9 D$ O( ]& T; w. p2 p* z0 NSee the map, they're hovering right over us
& U- a1 _) A. HTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story6 k6 I0 N& {) Y9 f" o8 l9 `) b) F
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
) M& y5 n' ~5 QTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
3 B8 I m; v0 @( S- i P, J2 k% OIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
- U: z- V% q* T8 o3 DSo quick, before they see it coming
6 B# r3 [# U, f$ Z3 j4 jTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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