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Canadian idiot3 _5 d9 \& E4 j: S. B& U, E, ~
, h9 ?9 G' H& B% D' {# X# TDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 o' @( @: J8 y c0 S: J( J0 UDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
^$ F8 ~ j: G; q( {; j5 @+ v$ H: ?+ XAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
/ Y8 Y+ j0 i5 v+ [5 {I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat8 v; E. Y& L9 h) g0 [
And they leave the house without packing heat+ J# C; }* `3 n( C
Never even bring their guns to the mall
. @7 v8 f$ ^; TAnd you know what else is too funny?
" {2 x& Q6 a! | Z, d; M3 f1 XTheir stupid Monopoly money, A5 v! N$ Z+ q2 G( o( I8 K, e* z
Can't take 'em seriously at all4 T1 {/ g1 R4 Z; U' i% K3 D2 g) M+ |
$ e# Z: B4 r( d( t/ R2 Q$ U0 ?Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
$ @" ?; I2 S* Y# G7 p1 aThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
& N6 q: h: y NThey think their silly accent is so cute
+ _. C! n6 N0 v* LCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot3 h6 A2 a b" k
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare1 K4 v! d" X2 e% R$ x/ B) I* @/ R
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
|+ h( V/ j; _( E% b- b) bThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
" [* j9 l4 P5 i! }9 pEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
t$ A5 e" U) @And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
+ P( o- G1 p. e6 IAll over Saskatchewan5 Q8 e; n8 v, |! x+ N3 b" A
- ?; R+ B2 y9 V1 z% s# t' T* HDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% p' k( j8 |4 o# o4 I: A9 a( gwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
: e' D9 k1 g+ u% oSee the map, they're hovering right over us7 ~" v+ d5 j( R8 M+ q- ~
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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6 U' j$ }, L) `7 y$ kAlways hear the same kind of story1 c( h! |8 o! J4 Z# N7 n/ H# ^( U
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
d$ P9 L; D! S& T% J6 V F6 w- D" xTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? }+ ^ @. ^& p9 Z% N
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
6 q, ~ w! p C, ~+ t- QSo quick, before they see it coming' l2 Z2 [" `1 O, v7 h A$ |# ]6 `
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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