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Canadian idiot$ {9 k: b, o& Z6 J, ]3 ^
4 U) K0 ^6 l% d9 x! j9 C R0 iDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
3 ?: H0 y* I' Q( E* ZDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut: K1 a& E8 _9 m0 m* W$ g. y- a
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
* @" q8 A7 f/ Y, ZI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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0 p9 Z2 R5 A$ S; W4 Z+ k9 O7 w m sThey all live on donuts and moose meat
3 p9 {7 X3 f0 C( l4 lAnd they leave the house without packing heat6 A% `# F% F/ [
Never even bring their guns to the mall
- E6 e* }6 D1 \0 j' k! CAnd you know what else is too funny?
$ Y, F9 C q0 B/ C+ ^Their stupid Monopoly money
2 p X; x7 S0 H9 Y5 U O0 fCan't take 'em seriously at all) P& P' P( i! n9 ?# k7 F { V
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
$ l) @/ H; i9 F5 q! E# T' WThey treat curling just like it's a real sport( o1 |2 B I: P+ f: r
They think their silly accent is so cute
. c% v! r/ b7 z% g0 |Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
0 w) j+ o6 J: `# p x) z" |8 |Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
9 B9 c$ N- m$ t, dThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
. Y G/ \) s) _Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
/ Q% c* T' ]( F; f; bAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni# k' |: o, R2 e. v6 u5 x }
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* P8 o+ L* v- c6 U7 ^- {
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
% }5 F3 x4 o# s# {8 o9 c- S [% ESee the map, they're hovering right over us' V( l6 t0 A* L/ t) j' x3 S! C
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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+ G2 k' w# u( U7 G) j* L- ~Always hear the same kind of story% I2 R N1 u3 r! q; |, o
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
# ]; t" y1 C, E& F1 B2 q: b/ R6 e( RTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?3 O% h8 G& F8 M, t1 n2 Q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
4 P q/ h3 W; [' b/ CSo quick, before they see it coming
" z( w; S$ v8 B$ dTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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