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Canadian idiot- k, a: {7 H9 l5 K
% @& k# y# s8 e& BDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ c& C9 N% d. j7 z% w) zDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
1 I5 \; m/ d( j% h5 PAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?% M3 b s0 t; l$ @9 U" v0 g
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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O4 Q( Y8 P d5 j( \5 GThey all live on donuts and moose meat$ h1 ]+ _8 T9 g) Y- g7 H: n2 I
And they leave the house without packing heat- t; x% y& P, F8 e. t
Never even bring their guns to the mall8 l. U' U9 D4 Y( I0 L! [5 c
And you know what else is too funny?1 J- T x9 I7 Q) `9 |+ o0 [
Their stupid Monopoly money4 l! ]9 Z- | D- y
Can't take 'em seriously at all2 g9 y8 u# u; r
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
% | a0 b% X/ Q" D# zThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
% p: |, x( E+ VThey think their silly accent is so cute7 ^" s3 i- o2 G) ~
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 n, n- @/ b R* ]& eSure, they've got their national healthcare
- B# z: n# @ F- n+ oCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
7 P0 } X2 {- o5 m w0 gThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
- c5 a4 ]$ w9 A) pEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
' ~# ?! G' L% h, k# v$ m' ^And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
; @ R+ U* f/ ]6 L# k3 C& x, l, MAll over Saskatchewan; z5 s7 x1 Z7 A# ^" P6 ^
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot- N" V9 ~. u: o6 U/ I& y
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius, }5 {; x+ n8 ^. ]/ O' w, B' r
See the map, they're hovering right over us
4 K/ I* E' T5 X( WTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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4 i2 x) _7 t3 I7 Z- p6 \* x% GAlways hear the same kind of story
+ p- L# h5 a7 h$ h2 ZBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
; K, }: x3 k8 w% C ?* C8 [& JTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
5 H9 S+ k& T, `5 C7 _. _It's gotta mean they're all up to something) w o0 `# ^7 b# E* w, N
So quick, before they see it coming
6 y! g. S; _4 ]$ c0 fTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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