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Canadian idiot
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8 R5 l5 C. t% X. fDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot5 U5 u/ V1 k0 ?! a$ E$ g; A
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut6 p! A* X+ X7 G9 t3 Y
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
" l6 r* U/ k. n! Y7 C" I: OI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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. l O& y, ?; @& iThey all live on donuts and moose meat' }0 a9 d& W7 ^* X w; w3 w
And they leave the house without packing heat
r9 Q- \, B/ A% h" \7 `( tNever even bring their guns to the mall
' q$ |1 {4 P3 t' `And you know what else is too funny?
+ j: g0 w5 n" Q" e4 c d4 |3 b+ bTheir stupid Monopoly money
/ M) h3 d0 V% z( ?4 W$ H# PCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export4 Y7 F+ {* e: R4 {7 o
They treat curling just like it's a real sport5 r7 z7 A0 k) i. {1 S$ K4 ^
They think their silly accent is so cute
Q, u3 E5 M2 S+ q2 Y. v" mCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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' h' Y1 C5 Q# m; gSure, they've got their national healthcare! U6 x, B/ \& _3 K9 q* i0 o! T
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
" C5 x$ {2 t/ r V! f ]Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
; R' L1 |: n5 t6 \/ s. ~0 A( Y) GEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
. C+ Z* |8 j" @! \+ |4 R8 L9 OAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni# i- z, Y: } R9 r F
All over Saskatchewan- R9 x; e( G6 h2 {5 G7 `5 w' R+ b
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
O9 C* P) L6 N! ^wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
1 g: z0 ~$ y) f, \3 V5 F8 NSee the map, they're hovering right over us% ^2 V* f; E6 @7 D+ @; c8 c
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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+ T5 a2 b6 A0 Z& X" X! R( c" N0 J$ _Always hear the same kind of story, N0 U \; c2 B7 ~- P2 x
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!". O- X# p6 P+ Y$ n9 @4 V! Y8 f6 u! n
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
7 E2 Z$ R+ `- PIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
5 q& q/ Q6 Q8 q) O1 tSo quick, before they see it coming- f6 t: n" u# z, I: @) @7 ^/ c& x4 F& e
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