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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 g3 o! U* Y4 | k8 Z3 G2 ?' c1 [
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
: b; V( r5 \/ W7 c0 \; d) z( k1 iAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?8 P0 i; ^9 B2 t( I0 i2 R! p, C5 R. y
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed4 S( N Z( |6 V% P+ c
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
# d- s/ V$ J8 d$ l; \" X* dAnd they leave the house without packing heat, _7 s" \5 Z, R
Never even bring their guns to the mall
6 f- b+ v+ S+ o. X/ EAnd you know what else is too funny?
4 [5 r/ c; ~$ i! [( U6 _Their stupid Monopoly money
7 `2 x0 t) t9 ?8 c$ ACan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
5 e6 I) D) D6 HThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
! C! y9 g5 v$ Q" m7 v0 v a9 AThey think their silly accent is so cute
5 X1 _8 `- ^/ S( [5 K* z! l( m# ~Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot! u6 z0 k0 z! ~, p
0 k3 \. @& t1 ?" v* h$ j- kSure, they've got their national healthcare
( M, ^& ^* c- T2 b8 aCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air# N9 w8 ^0 R$ c3 z) T1 C. ~
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion2 f( u. f% Y5 Q" Z8 G( U9 ~
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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. b9 c& w D7 o+ sDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ _' Q3 e D1 j/ L# @
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
9 @3 Q6 o* V; f$ ]3 s9 w2 [! sSee the map, they're hovering right over us
$ d- C4 X: V( |7 P' zTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
2 X1 y; M* j' B- ? S* tBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
5 a# F( F! w! ^Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
, b, q. ]1 ] @% N3 x- T, UIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
- Y0 c9 h2 J ~" I: ]So quick, before they see it coming
6 U/ ?+ i2 ]( l0 z+ @: nTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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