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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot4 a2 h% N% m' |* g5 L/ ?
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut) q% y! g7 D. |, [5 }/ c% x
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
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They all live on donuts and moose meat9 Z$ B* H2 F0 i- d- u; Y, c, s5 U5 ?
And they leave the house without packing heat
5 g% c q: M3 Z7 FNever even bring their guns to the mall
U5 z$ h6 G; M% G! VAnd you know what else is too funny?3 v: e3 G1 s" i: z! H. w* V+ m
Their stupid Monopoly money
l3 S3 A; z- T2 C7 [7 JCan't take 'em seriously at all
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8 F' c9 _; C( ?Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export8 q' l% n3 K# F" @1 k
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
% z' y( C# p& aThey think their silly accent is so cute
. v" D; | ?2 H$ aCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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2 ?: M$ {# i5 s' ]" y& ~Sure, they've got their national healthcare
2 G7 _3 t/ y p* U) _2 ACheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
6 A( M# x" y8 D2 G1 BThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
- h; r. e; t4 |; E, l7 ]Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni. ?: [4 w+ ], G; Y# `
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
3 l! p4 J# X# k% ?$ y0 K; ~. Mwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
( f3 M$ b" J) {! G# k2 { ESee the map, they're hovering right over us
/ y5 G# W: f0 G4 Y. K7 ^$ WTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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# O4 A- V4 l) n4 }# R% rAlways hear the same kind of story$ Q& a3 L: R: A4 j
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"8 h' C' b& O: O. `2 S& h" g4 l" O. H2 Z
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 z2 y; }' o! W4 r
It's gotta mean they're all up to something' a% l5 F6 n- E1 r
So quick, before they see it coming
7 l- r' G8 M* o/ C+ w* h( g, _Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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