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Canadian idiot$ M9 H. c3 Z8 o
% }' n) G$ T$ ^1 d! l& t( h+ ~Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot7 I# R; ^# a% A0 F8 b/ n
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
$ ^3 f, ]% C4 T/ H& SAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?5 I" b, N) J7 D! W$ Y! `
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat% L4 e: ~ ?+ z, ~. P9 m. n
And they leave the house without packing heat
3 t8 b5 N" u( P/ F7 u, k. RNever even bring their guns to the mall0 k$ ^$ s. Q' c
And you know what else is too funny?
% M3 p3 L5 X) \9 ]1 |Their stupid Monopoly money( S; ^. X- P3 V+ l( ` F, N3 V
Can't take 'em seriously at all; B+ J( l/ g0 k& ]. G: h
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
1 u, n: `7 ]1 RThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
8 R3 o9 W9 Y4 ]% `# p6 k: XThey think their silly accent is so cute
$ W) c, T8 e4 ^$ o9 m9 e2 {Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot. C/ A# @' ]. y
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare. G0 v' f5 u" b: C; c
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air% O- `7 Y! F6 d k) q" t& d9 i# C
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion/ m$ B; M* R: A" P- t" l
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni/ Y2 t, \1 E; s# g5 r
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni, q5 V% G/ ? z: }
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot. I4 E6 Z. n( J! K
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius* U- I4 f. B' Y [& X, t
See the map, they're hovering right over us
) F9 U4 Q) |2 CTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
2 d7 s0 U' O; Y3 b+ T) }Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ J7 D6 v" H6 L- m' ^& d5 z, h0 l
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?2 X. g$ _' v' `* W) }& I) {
It's gotta mean they're all up to something; B" M" x" [( m6 ~0 W6 C
So quick, before they see it coming1 \1 h G0 M6 {6 i6 I+ j" }2 |6 `
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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