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Canadian idiot( x: B3 ~/ U, J. ]2 ^
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot4 P& @7 Z: O9 X3 B
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
& c8 p+ s s, |# q$ s6 OAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?# H" H9 W: ~, u5 ]) w/ p
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed5 ]5 ~4 R4 p% L) n7 y) e# I% ?
; @. @+ U# v6 \6 x5 h wThey all live on donuts and moose meat' c! d% [2 t/ H; u
And they leave the house without packing heat; f2 J3 ^0 h u; Z+ D v
Never even bring their guns to the mall
: b( v; i: y4 D% O1 `: Q& B4 ^And you know what else is too funny?
3 {' j4 X/ n' z. J& j# i" z: TTheir stupid Monopoly money
) _& w# O! [2 [Can't take 'em seriously at all, I' c0 U, h6 C- f; J/ C
2 |% |9 L% t. x2 ^Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
* ]. Q" f4 w. V- S. \" U( tThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
" @7 m6 X* [5 h) m5 UThey think their silly accent is so cute
$ t( J3 b( F% f! N0 eCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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" Z9 N/ Y3 x# X+ U7 S6 i+ ~9 ySure, they've got their national healthcare
4 j+ w$ d3 E# e8 N% \Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air% P% q* G% t% I! q3 }* ?
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion' I, h! d5 N3 M
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
# F \5 d& a' l; EAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
( n0 a/ @6 E8 c, p' b2 s/ GAll over Saskatchewan
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+ P9 Q$ ^7 F& s& u9 I3 PDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
* K& h. l6 I Hwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
; D% J+ F5 }: d: b+ |See the map, they're hovering right over us8 _" ]2 _. _& N9 b2 s# E
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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0 E. v% N2 |8 q3 H$ aAlways hear the same kind of story/ R3 }- L* C! Q! M8 W/ r: [0 b7 Q. W0 j
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
5 {& F& ~1 ?* m# H0 x7 r! \Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?% T2 W0 c( H4 y" l
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
; L& {- O, w! h; s2 E6 } NSo quick, before they see it coming$ t% H5 @9 M' _1 @- {
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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