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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 P* l f2 w( T d* w9 u" }9 x# X# a. ^, q
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) B* c) `" C/ c/ T4 A6 K( A( M$ E
- O! i, y9 p$ i2 b3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; t+ Z& W5 ]2 M
( v5 a/ j5 d4 ^% q8 r+ _/ t4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ e* H) {4 ^: {5 p
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.$ r* L6 j/ {8 o; H+ [1 L
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 d C2 A% g6 T) e- E7 ] p
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; B; T" o- e+ F) j! |
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are./ |- D' ?* S, s; h
2 V7 a+ ]( O$ a: O/ B11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ p" j( r4 W9 X
2 |2 U( h" }" y4 ~8 A( i12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.: d% b8 K* Q# P: Y3 M
9 \' O% z3 N! X i13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!6 q+ W9 k0 l; B% X* `, ]; p% c
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!/ Z" R3 M4 @4 i. q. A3 Z0 y
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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