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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol# c( t# N2 X) l& v& T0 Q1 ^3 P
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. i( G& h) z- U, g, ^7 o
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1 X" J3 E1 Z( D/ F9 z* {2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* S* g& a! n# ~( e' _* R9 r
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 Z/ l' U4 q! H, M% S( k$ K
7 H' S; i4 v! N! o4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 F1 H" S* T7 I! s) d6 a
8 z+ h/ q7 x" V! h5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" _2 J8 _; f8 E4 Y0 X7 `+ ]
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ v9 I3 }8 f/ g! S5 D2 C( v
! z0 j4 G* ~9 H; f0 V9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 d0 V& y$ |4 Y0 H7 o10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! b7 C, ?2 V7 ~& q
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 s- ?5 o E7 J+ F
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 p4 u, L0 j: G2 g3 g7 v7 K
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" y# P: H# k B# k5 X1 s
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And; last, but not least!)/ `5 o @& d# H1 R0 _; i- L" h; B
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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