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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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( g/ _8 W8 G* g( p$ d% nThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) H2 t3 G: P8 L9 j- p6 \ p {
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. \2 x3 C/ q0 V/ q6 \$ @
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ d& ^ f4 Z, N- l% g) f. a
s: m' I( y; V: N' e8 b" D4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.- u. D* z7 E& m1 C0 y
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: K9 [, e M) t S
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, Z9 X/ r" f1 M7 F* l0 W6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 W0 n8 q, I q0 ]; J9 y
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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- U6 b; o8 n0 F5 y. t3 c8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ [% U& @- M/ Y' Y. J% p
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'- D3 f, H8 M! B7 M
7 v6 _7 L4 z- j9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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$ W# N7 f# t' u% c. \6 D8 y11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ Q1 f& i5 j0 s+ b; _$ C
$ |! S1 O7 [) L3 H1 c12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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% f9 g8 j1 h% j- }! C+ y1 w13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 K# D# w/ M6 H! |
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And; last, but not least!)
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