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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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/ o" q/ w; `9 VThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' S* V" `* I& y K: a% z c% l/ q
_: k g: z& h( f1 H1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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( h$ n& s1 e# d2 P$ M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.0 v* ^( H f+ a/ i0 X5 R2 F
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& e! b$ }8 o/ [1 ~
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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5 i: Q' e; H1 W: I3 ~. Y7 a6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area0 E; C3 O. X ?2 N: \5 z
9 N1 \" ~5 Q" g3 z H7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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3 o. E9 y* f2 s$ t9 |8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask* i; B' F N1 w+ |
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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+ \$ Z) U' h1 q" ?9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 e; r. t2 s5 J+ `! Q M
{4 y) \1 F. `+ e+ w- O0 w10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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, \! W. W, l, p1 P: ~11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.% d/ c) W2 H' B* F, H, N- ^ a
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.+ _, y; o: U7 z" k4 A. j
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; M, \! M- ~" ]9 e" t: r) i: i
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!* q4 h. T, K0 d3 r: q; P0 B( M
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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