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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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7 l3 ~. D* C" i W( W% G. v- B2 kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:1 r( @ L6 s2 @8 f% m; A% V
% @$ P1 z6 z8 ^$ D$ a. Q1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- V0 m1 Y ?7 k( f. E$ c* I
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' x5 b9 h6 F( S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: W, a8 z* R+ O" W
8 x5 i8 S) U+ |. Q+ }! Y1 t4 K2 H0 ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.- u' c* H9 ~0 e: |9 b
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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* e7 b" C* P$ }) a3 T% p: P; h5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6 w* L, a2 V0 Y$ v6 J$ [- z6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 S2 r" z8 L5 _, i0 w( ~* D: x
0 w' G# A8 l% z7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.3 x0 I3 R5 z9 Y+ t6 q+ u
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
5 `2 O4 g/ }* A# E. \, r'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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2 q6 x( {+ B/ @1 `, c9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. q \0 ^$ a) D( f( E. H% Y' o! s
# M, B# E. q b2 b11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.5 N% A3 p Q1 q& C8 J8 O
2 l$ B& [, }+ ^2 O$ }$ R8 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 T* n+ [0 g, l+ m4 U
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!7 Y+ D& \' E: _$ _9 V$ L- Y
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