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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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) b' L/ v2 u( S/ q8 k9 dThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time: e3 O; O! w7 \; t, C' H, w! l
v) u8 f5 Q+ ]1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.3 ~7 W8 Z! w, O2 y
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' o F3 k7 a6 b, j8 z! Q& x/ i2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* y+ P% x8 Y6 V
; f6 V0 |1 w6 L4 c2 K3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% V( g# Y$ a1 i+ u8 s- T- B9 p, ]
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% y5 o3 ^2 k @7 A1 W
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0 \6 y& N" j0 O$ n) W$ C" e% ^6 t6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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$ [2 s9 C$ f! }% {& c$ P! }8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
0 |4 t# [/ f. S; p5 c* M. C'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& k5 Z% p2 ]! z8 H- B" G
; a) p7 q$ A# x% h" ?0 @9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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( \0 R5 h. z- R/ G5 J$ X1 S$ Q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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0 a0 E" u0 h+ x3 m5 J% S6 K11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 x% z" {* [! f
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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' D0 x3 @. m. K; W9 D15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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