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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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/ v' ?, z9 G; P' ~Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:1 k; n% T+ |) R2 E& r' d# P" \+ ^$ {& ^ ~
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.5 F w" U, s1 c) v [1 r
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. F4 p4 h0 W1 y6 j% ?- }% F& H
+ i W" G' Q& U' u4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. a& e8 p' `# M& b7 h9 B: s2 J
0 Z" m7 ~2 Z/ ?( \+ Y; R/ O1 B5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ K, V! z7 ]$ A( u7 v6 [
4 z8 L8 d- p$ X$ L4 I, K8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask P3 |0 j' v: l' a
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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, s9 Y- S( N7 q% x3 J, N" ^+ N9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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* D- b6 X4 b- m B0 A10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ o- q. |! d7 B: d( K. Y" ?
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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- U: c% y# ^$ Z3 s# ?13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 W2 t0 E5 t+ C4 [: ?
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' a: X! B# H' Z
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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