 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
$ ^+ M% h1 h( B0 \looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% a1 f. n# M" @/ q( H0 o5 L7 ?0 N
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
: m, l: B2 @. L8 t( I) K! P3 i% c& W; `- q) L1 l" x
The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.; |$ M- [5 X3 Z* i
: k9 X% R9 N& s3 u, @; H$ T2 w ?
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! S2 ~5 v& v" ?4 X- L1 N. x7 jI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) G- n1 H; j! [! AIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
2 f" G! ^! Q( Q7 C0 d' v' Tin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# ~% h0 P/ O @ b* j# T5 f* J
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The D4 w. c# F: v7 J
professor was out cold.
# N& q, _* E/ `4 e+ C! h2 D- Y) O" _* `* |" u, d
The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" w q" W' y, Msilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 O5 }& B; U$ e- S" M" rsat there looking on in silence.
. V6 k, ]4 V3 g2 X+ U6 P: U. H* L* g! \9 M4 Z, a
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked7 c% Y4 ^0 X* K X( z
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! e$ ?/ h' `. O- _with you? Why did you do that?'5 x$ j# o8 |; R6 N: c1 y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / F) H3 n; }4 Z# K; o6 r
' B3 R% L% D/ K* T: d: E" h' ?6 j/ Q" O" V
Canadian soldiers who are protecting your/ ]/ N9 B) A. R( q" i
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-5 12:53
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-12-5 13:11
