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: F+ x& c% K( ~9 Ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 f$ R! k3 B* P% q4 B+ E
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) T. L& H. e8 iThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- J) I: ~+ Q) C" \# k w9 R
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here- g$ m' }$ E( U: p( X
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, h( e& T: M+ h; V7 OIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
$ s, V4 S0 l$ g& U7 }; p, q5 Sin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and- S4 O2 [; |4 n7 G+ j
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
' j# D, M& B. N: V1 P# r- cprofessor was out cold.$ X6 c% H, u. ?: n- o- Q& P
7 |, }0 n2 P7 v/ yThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
' s5 t( E/ B' R# csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 k! m# X2 e. |/ q0 A d. ysat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. R' Q9 X7 F# d: s8 I. O9 dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter; ?4 ~! V! `; L9 q4 Y
with you? Why did you do that?', F9 h O$ V0 q3 i2 _/ S9 v
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting & D1 F5 f) u* G) [
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your" i( V2 e) {# S2 F
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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