God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 d. _/ M6 |2 q1 J6 bIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

3 o7 ?6 F2 P9 L* x" bThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% k* v% Y: m6 p$ W7 M( [1 I" G. csilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 i6 M' |( ~, e& u$ ?# [sat there looking on in silence.
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  w4 G3 f9 n1 ~. uThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 O2 E- x; C" h& l* mat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 f9 q4 v8 \8 V5 M( ~with you? Why did you do that?'
8 o3 f4 ]' e* m: k4 K( U' n# T3 @" f! VThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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9 d, k( h+ F& f5 y( m) ^7 e  U* OCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
& R$ o8 W* F% _* a( w  Mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 @, O; Q  Q, y$ [9 Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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