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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) }# } }+ g7 o2 kare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here8 r; J4 q* c( \: ^, F' X
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, r' t" ]( R3 e m( K' {It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 [8 ^+ \9 k4 F$ r% d
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 d; J! K: |$ O3 e' J: ]- U @, a
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 N8 o9 }- ], J8 h
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 _6 u% a0 z6 X
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and/ _2 j9 M6 F# t6 |( h
sat there looking on in silence. - \, F+ z. x7 j+ |6 J
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked p* y( A- Q, w ]9 R7 J
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
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The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; S6 z" N! d5 {. v
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 i0 i- J, ]( n! P& P, nright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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