God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ M) s2 t  y$ s3 aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

" j5 G; ?; w5 O# j2 \, q7 eTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' H  u" l9 b3 B9 y) T, \# y' ?It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
& b) r6 a+ {! \* ein the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 k- A1 E+ W) l& B5 Ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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: d! M& y* ?! N; a1 R% fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
* |3 K9 k/ p" Zsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 ?1 T3 ?9 U- B2 f+ ^sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; G: c) a& e+ m/ `& u1 X) V' Hwith you? Why did you do that?'
3 U' z# F% I6 c% m- M, A* pThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

6 t' M$ c$ z! m7 gCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  @0 E6 D8 T" `1 T) Mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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- c3 g9 i/ Y" A+ f" `2 Q! h( y下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
$ v& y  }$ v$ [8 r) wso true...

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