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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ c0 C h5 W8 }are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' U/ G- n7 [ j8 j8 ]
# ?5 s" d L5 r0 G1 MThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 r0 X, F& q9 d# D2 d4 U
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 k* L/ J3 y4 m) l$ Q' z$ T
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier; k9 M/ c1 j. h
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and' c& l( I2 v4 R/ A
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 O, e/ F/ G4 `; P* m
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 Z! J( {: n+ E- i
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ c5 B! @, c" t* @# o' nsat there looking on in silence. 9 l- l$ B% A9 G0 I
) P* ^- X! G5 g* P! K6 ~/ oThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 P. e8 H0 w( K1 Hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
0 q3 J# Q4 b- F3 L8 ?4 z# hwith you? Why did you do that?'. P1 }( d- h( S8 [0 p
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 b# d- e: n, ^' f3 b+ {
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 ~) T/ x/ M7 \# d$ }8 @" Eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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