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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; s+ v" G& x* ~/ g5 A8 n+ w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # g: K) U* I- e! z5 ^1 O
' s$ ?# @. U+ s5 T8 v7 DThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- U: w; b% ~, _, `0 f: Q
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here- |" i6 U1 {# W: s
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
& K/ W: C* u: h K) ?- J- kIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ V; m, V7 S2 H; Yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
1 v3 v+ h2 p9 ]# F0 c# Wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- ~& }! n. V2 s
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# {( i+ z; g# b1 Nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and& ^+ s+ f5 s# F
sat there looking on in silence.
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$ t0 _, [" c: d! e$ w! H0 _9 RThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
8 L% U- w6 n3 d( n1 `at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ b( E2 v8 i! _( h2 T" S) q& I
with you? Why did you do that?'
( c% [0 h5 |! PThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 u* P5 i a5 Cright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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