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" U* X0 Y' k7 [- |6 U2 r* l9 alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you( @3 H1 S2 b* L+ S) J
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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3 I( n3 L9 l6 H2 ]0 V rThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 U% |. L1 g) g8 ?" |
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
7 w# ]" s: h9 i( G8 u3 }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( K% m! H( t6 P
professor was out cold.5 [8 j$ Z, k( q7 X9 C; M9 p# {
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,; S4 U. Z# e, ]! L% R f
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* z. \3 O: \; C* Y! n$ u7 c
sat there looking on in silence.
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& Z! F. j. M8 v) V3 UThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. f2 {1 ?4 k* g; d$ L* M
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- h- I5 d8 u9 Dwith you? Why did you do that?'
: n. _ w4 r$ s, _% F8 ^4 \The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 0 L# K% ^3 U/ g: O' t. Q7 q
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your$ S# k4 H7 M. j7 [7 c
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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