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* E/ { v# u q5 AI was a very happy man.
{& ?! O) }7 H" }1 C. xMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.) {' w) ]" x8 i W+ q
There was only one little thing bothering me...
$ c Y7 z2 H6 u& ^9 IIt was her beautiful younger sister.
, g; O+ g% ]0 e( i/ ?' z; ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.: v8 F4 E/ {* D
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.& Y$ R% r* {0 L7 G
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, V! [1 |8 J9 |" R7 COne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.' u7 s+ q2 }8 n2 Q4 ~/ C
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.' ] G9 d* g- o; u9 i4 |4 M; K
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.% F% t: b1 R7 B% ~& D
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.1 x6 L' P* b, s; v' @0 J0 u! A
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'. T `$ G4 }2 W: s2 T
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
- b6 j0 p+ y( A, y( k: oI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 S6 `- J T, xI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.) Z! E, q* r- Z- A6 \. k
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!+ \6 B Z* o5 }! w; P* u; K
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. L- ?! g2 i- p* W+ P, z9 b2 e* B; F
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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