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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is not a new one but in English this time.& L4 V4 w/ O9 |! h$ l

0 W9 a; h% p* G" o8 kI was a very happy man.7 L4 N: D. ^( H' n: X
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& r% w& E" q: `There was only one little thing bothering me...
/ \# O2 D8 |) m/ b/ ?  cIt was her beautiful younger sister.
' w! P) B1 y! R& VMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less." V2 g, O# F8 n. t( q5 w
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
9 g2 e3 _/ a7 Q* Y, EIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. ]5 p" \" f6 c# t0 ^" @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.4 b$ R% M/ A; E% E. T1 ]
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
' F6 B7 D7 @. n9 Q- \She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
: j2 r# i: l) o" \& o$ d3 E4 mWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.! R$ Q2 P$ e: R5 t5 r! [- ?; X$ u
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'7 @5 u! r) O+ Q0 w" l0 n4 A9 @0 T6 x
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 V6 n3 [8 D+ p4 i0 O+ dI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, R( e2 T0 m. T$ G2 ?$ O! n3 YI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.8 s+ D+ X& X( V. p; F* Z- C- F
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!/ k3 @( T( ^+ U' a/ t, R/ G
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.# r: @/ j1 O# P5 A
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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通过测试的恐怕不多
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