Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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5 d" K" \& ?  [! m* A, jI was a very happy man.
7 C' B3 i4 D6 `2 A0 h5 ~" XMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
8 ~; h, t' |) y: Q: |& v: hThere was only one little thing bothering me...
  K4 m  H5 z" T8 f% FIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! V; Y/ C- H3 P4 m! r5 XIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
* s6 X% c% A* J: z4 h5 HOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
/ ^7 ]/ `- T  Z  VShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
$ [; }' D' e' @% U# eWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' J. X* o9 x$ N- |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
! M5 e8 C# R/ G" p7 f! ]7 eWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
1 v9 w2 Y4 |- t+ U3 cWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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