Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

! A% I8 `% O% h2 wI was a very happy man.
3 i. u# P, X( z# f; t9 m- k; X3 EMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
! V) v  y' M. ?/ VIt was her beautiful younger sister.
/ H% [" i( c( U9 t9 B0 yMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, d. ?# P* O/ `One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
5 d/ }2 P! P' {0 e$ H4 R+ N# T; m1 {She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
2 E7 Z( t0 O- zShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* C1 Z& U- B  {9 G5 Z8 Z6 LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
# g  W+ x( A# i7 }+ n2 @She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& K$ l' m+ G! f; rI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
# A6 S7 `$ R  @6 U0 f8 ^Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
! L/ T! K" I! p: l$ a' k* ?2 K, {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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