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This is not a new one but in English this time.+ I d7 d; u" _+ \; E
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I was a very happy man.
: O6 ]+ q1 N1 o9 ?( zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.7 \& f! h1 v; I! \7 H
There was only one little thing bothering me...9 A( O: |0 T9 R& O
It was her beautiful younger sister.
0 t2 \4 q ], v* v8 Q+ y9 @% h0 fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
; x" x& L8 z6 {, z8 sShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
+ t' q7 B9 S5 w. P- E( |$ HIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. a3 o, D A, m
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.8 R! [* G5 g. C1 U' E; X
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
7 v0 E9 S0 M# L6 W/ s' lShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.2 I' E$ B* [$ W( L5 c
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
, I& h( O. G* ~2 \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' b& ^% ?; I2 `6 oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 J: o9 x( ~' S* U- N1 @3 q; F- `
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
9 E; w1 E( b% q7 [1 @* `I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.& d; c% ~" J. q( \' @
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% \& s; k* O% p. L4 L5 f
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
$ Z, _) H( q' B9 HWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:8 @5 p, O4 v5 P7 m' n' X
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% H, S! Q$ ^/ ^4 i3 {Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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