Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

0 W9 a; h% p* G" o8 kI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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/ \# O2 D8 |) m/ b/ ?  cIt was her beautiful younger sister.
' w! P) B1 y! R& VMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
9 g2 e3 _/ a7 Q* Y, EIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. ]5 p" \" f6 c# t0 ^" @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
' F6 B7 D7 @. n9 Q- \She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
: j2 r# i: l) o" \& o$ d3 E4 mWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 V6 n3 [8 D+ p4 i0 O+ dI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, R( e2 T0 m. T$ G2 ?$ O! n3 YI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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