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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.. N5 _2 }! ~, ^8 w. N
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3 c' X6 u6 y. L3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.8 R+ P/ Y2 U4 u3 P7 t* O9 |
) Q0 u2 V0 p6 ^: I5 |0 K4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. Y) ^* I s5 U7 }
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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+ M+ x; a- o& m6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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1 v0 ?4 e0 C( J* n" s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 V' G8 T, w) Q
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 U% l+ v8 F* m" k. A V
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% h7 |' V! ?( G6 v7 e1 ]/ d, p5 P' d
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' A/ p* Q5 f1 s; w! B6 v, ?12.) Super glue is forever.7 o; k/ R) ^, X( N* k- O
+ m* j3 y" L* P3 K13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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) d3 q, I! |8 v }6 X1 h Z1 e$ ^15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' B: E" H3 t0 A: f1 }; @
9 d+ {* ?+ P% R7 Z. n16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.4 }: x/ E, x6 U5 u
3 D. q$ a; Z+ C, o( L* W# b17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ J$ {: ^6 b3 V) E# c( U- t
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* M( d4 z/ ^8 }2 U' Y4 b
. ?! u, l* \' i1 ]! q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 @1 I/ g% R! P( S
$ Q: {& i) c! A0 `% A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 R& ^- _+ V- Q& b
( }& k9 R l; d; D5 [2 N8 R* q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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