Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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! o& C, Y5 X$ E. e% RWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) q; i& {- q: U! a2 x- Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ r" z7 H2 Z$ l7 e9 D9 Q/ Q# K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

2 c. s" c+ F0 i) G! F6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; B3 E- z$ S7 ^  e2 h5 K& R$ u* X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

! y! X8 [# ?% ]4 H  Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, _; q; q& L$ N0 T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

. h; z6 y1 u1 ]3 S12.) Super glue is forever.
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' }5 q2 E) q& Y9 X  i6 f13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

2 U2 a$ p, C- ^" r* I14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

9 k# Z4 T+ q) p4 L- _6 e15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ S+ l4 h4 a% X/ u- e8 P16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ M/ ]( Y2 O0 `1 y8 `+ W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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$ X9 v1 g5 A& Y! }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 \* u, \+ _# j24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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