Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

8 g! K* h; w. X# j) J6 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! L, ?$ e8 e* X+ `9 I  a8 b( H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) \- G0 r- Q  p3 v2 t1 _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7 z/ J; _: ~: K. R( ^: a3 `7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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  g: o- ?  }9 `, T- L+ j- y( I5 z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 {( j. h! D. U/ c10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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  l# l; T- A# n; S( z/ W" c  P11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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. \/ s6 P! F, f: {0 X' T16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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4 M, h6 p" e4 ~$ O3 M0 y! |17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

: F5 U' p7 _  k% [5 o1 B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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  I9 y; Y1 L9 F% R+ R$ _20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

9 i8 \' Z) a$ w7 p25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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