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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 s( B/ r3 l- D( _7 J p
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 O7 i- \/ F8 r4 Y: A
8 e, @( V' g8 Q( n8 v `" g2 t# N1 m3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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L! |$ H/ u; m! b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 m. X |5 S5 c" _ u
: [! `$ a9 {6 U* z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! }0 H+ s, J& {) [- ^
$ P q5 G# G+ u; A8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it., q) j+ g( T+ h" x* G4 R
' q( t9 O; U L/ G3 P, I. u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ U4 {. [0 B& o( Z9 L11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.5 U u, v7 u- ?1 d5 ~( B5 L
. ?0 r" z) O; M12.) Super glue is forever.6 F! K0 D' z- R# K
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 e; p( k2 z+ b/ p0 J+ {2 U
8 J( x* U0 Z0 y9 C' E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# J: a: Z" i4 U5 h
- B3 n+ R9 E& x17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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& S6 ]" M* {+ \/ I3 k18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% E: ]( B0 j) O# O" w* W6 {
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( X7 O1 a+ X( Y/ z4 ]) s% c20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; l6 a* E- P' A8 l3 e8 A
) u" m5 z9 Z/ D* r0 S3 U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 ]' _* M) B4 b/ d: D
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy./ h* C' ^/ D y* y. l
- ? Y X% _( b5 x- l$ x4 [4 F23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 k9 \9 K; g% Q) v
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; Y: c1 w5 x9 T9 j8 {
7 j. }$ o: w3 x3 L% Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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