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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ f$ b' k* z$ W8 L6 S0 y$ a# a
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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& {3 o' s+ m' }% d2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# O$ x% e0 M: b: M. u- E7 s
7 l- L! O. {/ T0 v0 \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 @# }- h3 y; s3 d1 d+ g
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 K) r8 M+ `& w2 T+ x
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 S5 o! G3 ?2 k
$ I" \ k8 W8 O# O) h& q- ^3 w3 m' V7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* T' ]# h) f) A# k0 c, ]
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( {7 Q4 E+ g5 z- Q
& {' e ~) \ ]11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 ^5 H( H5 g r6 L, |. Y4 o
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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& E* y% _( A5 b2 Q# r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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. q* q1 s. X4 l" G: A% u* ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 H' i; l/ F; J5 A0 J* w. H1 w
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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2 b, h0 R: M6 r) G( H0 c5 R19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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3 ^+ E' |5 J5 b* j: {, h7 A4 \' m# f20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.( k. r+ U1 ]4 k H
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. |5 Q9 Z Z t. w. S; S# z+ p
6 D" t7 V$ H9 X4 ~22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! V4 |8 @ G6 }7 t# j9 L
/ X$ `9 s7 |0 J6 [6 S+ N24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- p6 B" g# G% W+ r% Z7 x+ G25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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