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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...' O* A8 e7 v* Q
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+ t3 @, F! d c8 `8 L7 r* I$ A: L4 w1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." \1 N* p0 c* w( [4 d
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( n0 a5 I2 O! g3 b8 a4 J
% G# e' z% O1 L- H7 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( p3 V9 P& C9 e3 a2 R. W
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* {( r0 A3 G) g/ D7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% W+ t l' D" ]/ A! S8 Z7 N) c
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.- U+ d- N$ Z* e3 I! G1 T8 A
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! J5 ]: \) Z( I+ }9 I
$ i. K" E8 r1 z+ o7 `% K j& \9 T12.) Super glue is forever.
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; y0 n% z! ?" d O% X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) O& z( y' l0 D) l ~
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( y& S4 q0 u9 p
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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- K9 G; C2 F4 @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., N1 i& u3 E' v( ~
( e* R/ M8 W/ c# d: H5 c( t0 E8 |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.2 ?# [! `: N8 Y8 h
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 @+ Q( m$ X! V- Z2 R; J' |/ D5 A
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9 U) L7 W) d0 P h23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% ^/ G, d6 o/ d6 [/ H; g
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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