Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

. f1 O* F5 g5 U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

$ R8 Q1 A6 a' [( }5 l4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

  D& s% I4 U3 L( U7 U7 v8 S( f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 I  s+ a$ |/ L6 e, j8 V+ L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

! Z$ S& }: r* B  T$ _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

1 O$ O, E* F/ j: J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

# S' |6 q  j9 j* a12.) Super glue is forever.
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, |* n, q' i0 U$ O/ x5 _+ W7 @# O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

- e8 A! r! q6 [1 O14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; m  e2 `7 ~8 j7 o7 o# }( w15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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7 B8 U+ v: d! R, U- K# S16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 T9 ?5 t$ {- Z+ Y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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8 p: \& g7 e) V- b2 }& b# O+ Z2 a% z9 f18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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- c* G. I1 H- e. k- V3 T/ @19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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) J0 u) W& N' u2 K# a21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

4 \+ F. z" h1 Z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 O# @2 c* ^; Q) l6 ~. H0 w23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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1 p5 i4 g4 C6 b1 X24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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