Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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  H2 h" c  T) u$ p1 eAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' O" m/ N# Q" F& i- p6 |'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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* R7 l5 o/ w' l, U) P" S- ?) X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
- W6 n3 Z: ]* X, `9 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
1 v9 |$ {. |5 G. Q' D( x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- @5 w2 e8 o+ F'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
* \. A' y6 Y* h* P1 m4 |. E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 X! g/ D- K- q$ i% j- v7 ]+ E9 c0 s* c! c'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
+ n% \8 b7 E, U1 c( c. z/ }'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( p  m7 `4 a5 a+ E4 B, l2 ['That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

2 n! @+ ]. x% |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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1 I6 H. N' ]5 j7 I; ~) D3 yBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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