Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

5 S1 M# p0 R: O, p& SAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 x8 H, S$ y' Z8 {9 ['Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

4 l& V4 X( d' A# E+ h4 G) N2 ?  Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
' ]$ V: b1 x- D0 g, j& |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ w. r0 q& `- J* M2 r  l* y'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) m, K3 F6 x+ M- u( k5 K+ w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 t7 d9 M3 t/ n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
3 y: |- Y. j* d# _8 O) v. C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
- v4 S; z8 @8 i# |* k: a& c 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

* y0 f" P) h  N. w) H& e) sBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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