Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ B; v) R" t- Y* A. B! a9 e" L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. ^7 J9 P; G5 T4 y7 ?! f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
1 g. D4 D2 ?4 A'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" A/ ?, z+ [. C9 i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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* s$ f) V" k0 T2 `' \8 W1 h& {'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
- _8 J; _+ ^* y* N 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" {. ]7 i: b0 A3 ]: `6 b! A'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

7 r/ b+ o3 O9 v6 d* ^' T" A5 O6 V'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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: v" T5 Y6 ^- ]+ L: A9 R1 iBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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