PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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1 _- v! p" g( H7 _* }8 h! da. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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$ c% }% f! N" \; I4 E5 G! h8 ib. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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+ |  b+ }9 N2 |g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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3 d! d6 {+ U) K+ E8 ^l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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9 t& V2 i. O" y5 aFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.