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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.1 Q/ q# t0 K! v
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours., ]5 W! i& I4 N8 M4 ^" E
0 w) x: V! Q3 j; k( V# }" O4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. ]6 h) M8 e# G4 \% U0 s4 N" v
$ }; u( X& z2 N, e* p! rb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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' e6 ]) ^' i' z+ V: v {c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.& f: y8 U- a. W
6 Q( T [6 G! F, C' z; ?# fd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.2 B# }! e+ e% x0 R
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ o& f) U- M6 \% P
X$ Q; i+ X) n$ Dh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources./ Z, R8 m& D- j
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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) Q" K. b+ I8 M! R! V3 l3 [j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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; u4 b; n5 A4 Q, ok. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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2 F0 j9 N1 L! C7 r" L, Tl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .9 T& E2 c7 R' P9 j0 }6 U
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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