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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 |& s/ i/ [) X: P7 E3 a+ J
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.& A7 }! C+ n: m* o& ^- L, f  e; r

0 s* C- H5 h5 B0 U3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.6 S& o1 o* i" Z) F' a
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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2 m1 J2 w7 ?" L6 P6 Y, Fa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.# R$ Z& T( P+ t( l& t5 m0 h

+ X* m  Y. k  V- fb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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. x7 L0 d8 @, k* j/ l2 Zc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.! a1 t; b5 s, j4 n# K; J) O

2 p6 J; O/ B( Rd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.. k% H1 m! |6 t3 y: b, A
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations." u1 \0 j# a% a8 Y- ]; _

2 W* g; H/ B+ w  `  P! H' S) Ef. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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! X1 i6 \3 l1 W! d) B' q& Rg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.1 P& h0 C# b8 o8 D. }: D& n. o

( P1 D4 z+ `) N( Y5 m# N& m& ih. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.  O* P8 {5 k8 j5 v  E) A; h7 Z
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.* Y- i  X* g9 Z. x. ?
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  ]3 Z5 o3 D6 P; R8 f/ e+ R1 T1 y
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .' {4 f; ~* _% f3 j% f/ E2 V1 L
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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