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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so6 V8 d; G; K' W0 e6 Y* r
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 Y) t9 f0 e$ H2 R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 A8 J) D5 @5 O% [' B! Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,* P+ t  C: G, J# q
you pay me only $5. * F$ f" \$ o6 E3 s, J
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I4 a% w- n) f$ o( X0 z# S* h
will pay you $500.
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& p6 D, f  X( L  e  D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' E) o3 ?) h$ y& ^
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 B4 m' F5 j! h! n: r- P, }
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. 1 ]  v6 }: B) B' p3 R% X
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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8 R% k; o2 K2 e. A+ n9 r* A' l0 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- a2 W$ R# R. J& s; a' Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 O& o3 {+ W  l3 C. q6 q
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ T$ K( j8 ]' Z/ I" m* A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! @) L* _: ~9 d3 _
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 j. {7 E8 s5 h& V/ L* F& k' `
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; C, D! p$ a. l9 ?
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ b$ t: ], _4 }+ S8 x  {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . y6 J, t8 n( n
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 A9 c+ C# G6 |+ B5 Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; M* i! r7 d* o: n9 e2 W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & U7 G) A! {+ Y& d  Y; }
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * q, V. c. `- n8 p$ d
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 c) Z/ W: m! Z/ J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, l+ c( k& a5 K/ U8 e6 F2 J# [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 l( B4 h. G0 @: S/ c" U: Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ q0 p- K+ K  r2 `- CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# f/ y& c6 u: i0 G( q+ V7 M
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ A. y+ q( j& |6 g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 B3 [& Z$ k. h; K4 L6 ~# a9 ^5 Z
the newfie would l ...
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! p" j+ ^$ P( a3 ?: k; }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
) w& j8 H4 t0 |  o; k“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# x9 Q1 o3 Q3 M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- n4 c1 ~) x4 F7 A0 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 Q0 a6 O9 A/ r真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 2 x( `* I9 l: s0 u, `* \

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% Y% y( e! x0 s$ A5 K4 _+ ?  P0 f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 _/ R3 K4 M8 u: _" J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( A2 ]8 Y5 k; H$ b; {真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 ?$ e/ `- k$ \9 f/ I" M
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , p* ]- ]4 _7 l
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全盘接受一下。

( _* g) k- n- b! x! R; @. D真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# q5 ?4 H8 f, n1 ~2 J4 `真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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, E4 E$ Q$ Y! f6 \5 F) \# w别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ B* S$ b* s1 V, q- K别把我往坏路上领啊。

, U8 u' }0 H4 ]你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 v, l  [. e( C6 A# Q' _  {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . \; H, d0 _% y+ B  g. J3 ^" U! i
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真博学,偶像啊。

% `& j( ?& U: P* o( R& Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. s- s( Z+ i* m) L; B大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
0 r+ k. J! M+ w2 l6 ~# E4 |大学教胖还差不多
$ Z8 G8 G; \& J: F6 J她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 |3 D+ |+ M+ ~, I4 |紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 f; c9 P: I& x/ D紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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