Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 b8 {: `3 X7 V- q$ athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. m4 b! {$ h' N0 Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" l* e6 Y1 x2 Q4 c* p: I. k/ K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 M1 `- p% t$ G- T! m7 l- myou pay me only $5.
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# ]- i5 a, O$ R* \ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 c; P# p! q" a+ { will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' ^4 X8 Z, ?1 p2 Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 m# g% k/ T" R' k! T) k" upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

. u  A, K2 H& E3 W) n: sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 h+ G5 _& x1 K1 Z% c9 d( [) AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# R# q/ j1 y, V$ \6 kback to sleep.

2 \7 X3 [; v9 ?, ]/ ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 ?2 b9 O# F' A4 s# r: c+ G# d) Nwakes the newfie up and asks,

3 `5 A6 j% N% u' A* f; U. P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

/ A3 w* ~/ e8 V4 G" p) q3 [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- p8 u5 C. j; F! q2 \) y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 f1 h/ Q9 b. y9 y/ `: s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% D2 d% n! k$ A5 G* `" p>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- m7 p1 ]3 e2 i' Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! z3 v! u- o+ H7 ]( ~) Z. h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( Y* d; K% P: F: Z# i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ D) a( e( `8 C/ P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% Z& y* S" x# y7 o, d1 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ m: h. f5 H/ a7 m: u! Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ [1 g/ {$ R% b% H, z, e9 nthe newfie would l ...

6 y5 T, n% O3 }. Z+ S2 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ C5 z' Z1 p: p# V/ U2 K3 S5 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% e4 N% B$ d& \$ S5 B% q& l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 C4 G* w1 N: w; K+ k* h$ `6 e4 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* k( `; M. P9 t; R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. e+ k! J& Z0 L" j7 |6 U# y- C全盘接受一下。

. q; d  T7 j/ H/ o; U. ^$ V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ O( m# ?8 ^0 i+ Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

/ |! n3 `. L. y: J7 d. j6 u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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6 ?6 k9 I5 r) z) a, y1 ]. H别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 V1 ]: g; O+ y) U8 l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 a6 c0 x" A% S: ~- w; R真博学，偶像啊。

# ^1 I8 ^7 K# b' N$ L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 ]* s: u$ O3 k# j/ Y- |: V/ |$ b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 r3 ~7 T7 C. ?8 V2 O6 L; B大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! ^! w( E/ h5 Z  {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( y& k" P" H/ z1 }说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 T5 t" x' T* ?- ?+ ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢