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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 _% F: ?7 N! ~/ m% ]1 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ X( d; C6 f" I. ]  tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 e) K0 E6 p* {. U  G
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! c; a! j& [9 y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% s* J  n- f5 ^( y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 ]1 V9 m2 X+ i( U  _+ I% ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# f# L. F! c0 t. k" O3 j! Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  y& ~0 v. N2 h. N* _, ~
you pay me only $5. 8 R5 g$ G3 ~& b/ Z. C' V6 o
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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3 o/ v# B& ~' m4 R, l2 n4 bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! Q8 N$ w* B' [7 bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 B5 f+ t' V( b8 N5 {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the: ?7 S9 U  Y& W9 ^/ c: W
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with( u" q5 y3 R+ ^/ s
three legs, and comes down with four?' 2 d7 k# [' q1 K1 y# L, x$ a

5 w, H! B7 b( |9 i0 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ i& r. y7 ^# W" V$ ]0 W  Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 M$ O. h! J5 X/ y8 vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 d/ E  c( b+ Z- m( j! Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ A+ T8 J+ f: O; n: e( }7 `1 M% I
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right+ u- y% q; a! F" r$ p- w: W: l3 t
back to sleep. $ I* P% c2 e5 s: c) ~# I% h/ a

2 q& l+ S1 }8 v; V& u- ^7 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. M$ z; B* N' C" J1 ^( a! Iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 W7 l3 D: y' d0 ]$ k7 V5 b3 P
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!# Q" B. d+ T% T* [
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, x: x# p2 ~- y% G' J# e6 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 7 r/ J3 ?- S0 `6 P: g: `
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ' x( F- d% B7 Q/ d/ o* O
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: j: {, j# o! L8 R- x& S2 N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 1 G: [1 \) {& @+ u$ b4 r7 o
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a - M3 n/ _" F4 r
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 @5 T2 [1 }( D6 ^% f# P# Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 0 N* X1 m: I4 W. P
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" W9 Y! a8 ^3 U. C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / a- p+ r# b3 Z& _- q9 w
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 Z  g8 }8 t2 F) |  ]/ D+ q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' O( B1 M! K; \. v) P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + E! g( F/ p5 ~9 q, r, P3 H) x3 U
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& d8 ?2 e# O' Z& S% u7 X# M/ K
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 Q  F/ ~; u. x* x( s8 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! Z% v8 v& |/ G: ]; L( S1 E! Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: O* J7 N* I$ h& f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 w2 E5 e* r2 ?7 j5 f% T) m7 t好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # k# Z2 m4 E+ s) ^2 [) C
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 a9 H" V# w' i+ J/ F, f) ^* q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 [( }. G$ [, F0 |; A$ u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" L4 r; D7 C# u$ s0 _好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' h/ m0 X0 p$ f' U
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真聪明,偶像啊
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. M4 s$ i3 @, {6 l( X" j全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 \+ S3 \* q- A: h1 t全盘接受一下。

8 ]' h9 ^) M' A7 N% a0 A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 , \# t+ Y1 o4 `4 _: J  a: r; U* T

* Z" ~- T- E" u, M( l8 y) h- T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 8 o  Y% ]- i! t
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2 \5 F; o3 ]1 T; r别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 T9 A4 D# Q/ d加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( O. D7 ]9 X) e3 @$ U+ m0 H多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; A7 q; {: T, {; {1 E5 Z: c
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 L$ {3 d) s0 Z: }6 S& y# {# F
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

# N4 V5 P  _* Y: r7 }( {% k& @她是大学教瘦?3 j- R7 T+ l+ Y" g7 ]; }
大学教胖还差不多
2 s; I: h4 u3 _0 `6 U她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 {% |& l2 A  W% @/ W紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ ~" Z9 F" k/ X. y. I, x, N& O说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - W' p' K; _! f$ b  y# P. J" F/ ^
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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