Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* k8 G) Y) Y$ x% A+ z( wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: u' q; J# Y( G$ Y- Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 K2 j6 \  s7 j4 ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 G! k8 }, Q9 i+ q  s% E" C% @# w* M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 C+ B, a7 q. e$ C8 d* a" Lyou pay me only $5.

/ Q( W' y8 @2 e6 P! [( R0 z" j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# C& n+ I- N4 b* v; Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' Y3 q3 ~- P, b& D4 Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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2 J9 d" s3 h4 n% S, m: @" ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 F" [! e8 ?5 k# athree legs, and comes down with four?'

) Y7 o4 X5 x3 }- ?" I0 ?( ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 B5 p3 W3 B" O, Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 \1 X9 [/ y) H0 |# z% gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

1 N: P8 ]& x, o$ a; ^3 \' mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 p* S" C3 d( gcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 t8 [# u, S* k# qand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- q: j* o" Z) v3 _) t>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 {5 J; \6 T( n: U8 [& X; P>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, n6 M9 I8 C4 i* f4 e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; U$ E0 M: _% j  R5 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" |0 u, P+ S2 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) R) t3 {7 A0 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" Z9 }  V! ?3 o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 ?! v, H3 {9 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


) `, E: b0 J, e
/ v. t& K7 K: A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' u. l( @2 F' E: ?, S4 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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& q' y5 Y  v( W8 a8 J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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+ d# B. N, M& r$ t& s) r6 n4 i全盘接受一下。

6 {, M% x' l- ]2 l5 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  T# f# G: v# d( ^4 g/ Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% e6 S' [' _7 z0 K7 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

. m& X/ F9 D$ [+ t0 L& k你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; D3 v4 k  y* n0 r5 F6 X+ h2 d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. X* Q) u% k1 ]6 l真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 t6 O) J( m1 A1 {7 Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
+ A' }; d" x( \" n3 w4 S( l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 |: W4 i* C5 T( ]# R% G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" S- f. Q; w3 y& @7 u. ?$ f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢