Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 H2 `/ Q4 n; r# f6 r# q( `4 L. zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ M  I- {3 p4 g  P. D2 S. rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! k6 O4 @2 f1 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) K5 p1 _0 z' @, Y+ M# lyou pay me only $5.

5 o. A3 n3 n% |) e3 a( p" Q9 a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- h+ p; d* v+ M; R8 u) L will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ ~, |" w2 W% G) K- FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( V9 }8 L! R% Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: w+ p% m0 V0 `: w4 q/ Klawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; ]$ ~( E, @; p7 v) {* R5 H. ~8 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* Q, c& S7 i* @6 |1 m0 z7 Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

% G) V" z( O! U0 zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; X. w4 \( }! @# A& M' Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" O8 A/ J0 N" Sback to sleep.

* f. G# N" r  T7 wThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 _) E2 M* n$ O; V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 F% m9 j4 p0 x' k4 l- y0 z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 F+ F  A$ B: C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% h8 c" `. ]. P! z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 ~% [# k, Z+ W+ u3 H- |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 C" I2 }) `* f4 X6 B* YA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 U5 i! p0 P: `4 B" S- ^' elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 E& z* g1 ~6 P" C+ ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% r  b" X7 B4 h3 D# q+ g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" b4 m0 e+ W. a$ t6 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 P# x* P; j( a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& a6 i. ^& V* H$ r2 b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 U2 o  s9 j  T% r$ m/ V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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8 ^' ?- X2 H4 f* l6 d全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 E( S/ D; d) g8 V& G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ j  h5 U& `. I2 i8 x' c  Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

% j' _$ R& ]9 w! b" G$ j0 F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 B- P+ R/ W- `% x- k$ I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 {* y( k" {6 e/ V: \她是大学教瘦？
' j' S& J0 |+ X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ `- E7 ?4 `" @  W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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