Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 b; c2 s3 k+ Z& `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 q9 e- v. p; ?+ l  o; }! ?: Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; f  G: U9 e+ n% M' p  p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 G' k* t% N. v& h. u3 H' X4 g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 _5 X/ T; ~" Jyou pay me only $5.

. L9 n1 {; `, k& E+ Z- I; M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- {  [  W9 z  R- P/ _' N6 I/ z+ U6 n7 C will pay you $500.

  F% b) o  ?, ]0 N+ B: L9 \; I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' X/ p7 d' \3 Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 H2 S8 e1 N% c& ^( y! f; t0 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! Z$ L% d, d, `* }& Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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, o* d& ?6 a; [; u6 VNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" v+ Q) \# H' ^  Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; m) ?4 x9 _# \+ ^# l6 Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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6 x: B0 r/ z% G" ~$ _4 M& n3 a) @: cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 W) H  @9 i& n, }* O  ~& S# V( c: x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  Y9 O. k' A4 ecomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# x6 o: W- \% x3 O3 m# i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) A2 n) Q. |7 D! f4 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 E% t/ Y, ^- S1 D$ I( A3 S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! J! R5 m8 F  g  i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! B% ?! L0 P9 ~( c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, h/ z  X. D) G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. U# b( U) M3 U# f2 i- B3 e. a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; g, s: X) D% d4 \: Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# t0 Q. D) H5 `0 m# u! S: wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& [0 [4 h- l* y& _1 O( e( ?: xthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% d4 G' V) x2 w7 m7 t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



2 D, I3 |4 }  R# G* R5 K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 ^) ?/ |8 I  c7 n+ P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 V8 F  t$ Q9 ~' n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 z; K# {, d7 ?6 g真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: n3 _$ R' G9 l6 a全盘接受一下。

, }7 M. f" B  a* V8 o- O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 ]' b7 ^% o' M1 R& ^  x$ d- n$ j; `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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- X- h0 @/ o" g7 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 V* e" p+ G; G5 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 E8 o5 i/ }9 l) \' W0 A9 j4 N* \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 n# S" O9 ?# Z6 n2 ]) e+ a! Z3 C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ B0 \3 W: j5 p  {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! b2 P# L: D1 Y  C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 x; K  O; A1 W+ d5 |2 |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢