Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 ^  A, ]* E. r8 D0 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! x4 f) R2 F* X2 Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 a; g4 J" Y2 x. y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* t. T7 Z( J( ?% q) hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ M# a) Z5 F8 [7 P  ~  @ will pay you $500.

( W7 O1 F( I2 Y; I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  L' @9 O, b( M' {' p% j8 Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! n0 k( x, H" i9 ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  r/ v+ [- ], [. i: x+ Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* j  S- O, O7 W6 B% dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ k" n8 X$ n: H: zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 ^  n+ ]: U* X* Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 `( U1 X) _; Z* A) k7 bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. y3 u4 ~3 c4 x2 @6 Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% s) A" f5 `1 {; |$ _+ o6 b$ Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

$ k; ~6 c' o. G% t. v# eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 t  K' P! J+ i& H; vwakes the newfie up and asks,

; ]# P8 U# K- c+ T( R% ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# C8 q8 Z5 h; f8 X5 wcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. B8 n" j. Q0 g1 t9 b9 V3 Mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ e& d  ~1 t1 m3 w/ I* H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% @2 W5 A/ K4 q. p7 f# d* ~. w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. M" C; y: s6 g  Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. i( G# I& _4 K/ ithe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 P! x3 ~, r& H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! L0 z8 N0 f$ z$ u" G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) |2 A* J$ L4 v5 l3 i3 k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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8 [& X7 x8 {/ _$ V. Q9 b0 p; s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* ~9 d( m/ \" V1 Q5 ?) o! n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 \# ?# ~5 v% g4 c) }7 S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 U" U6 |2 m+ c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ?# c  t, O5 x7 }, b9 W/ _真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 r1 G/ `* K( Y8 C6 q$ D+ ?全盘接受一下。

* q. e1 _' B8 q( {7 V* f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 \4 j" Y# M8 K3 W8 V2 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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1 S/ ]8 c2 ]( C: h7 E* @  w  X别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 R6 `8 [  X+ T1 m+ y+ `4 N# Q( h你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 }* K5 z# T. J" ~6 V4 B8 z6 T( `3 [9 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 M8 E- ]" ^$ I- u6 l; h0 n$ _' g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" |* R- N. F; @$ X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! D8 I% l: o5 E/ P" [% L7 q4 s. p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& x, g" n' R4 u9 l% c7 Z8 |$ \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢