Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 }9 z% `6 N' ?" Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& p" k1 i, b* l( X# O, ]2 v$ athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% E7 \* m3 j, Q0 Y7 ?% A3 m& c" pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

, |5 N7 H: M+ R: o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& A; S: ?& s4 M: Q will pay you $500.

* B4 C( @7 {% ] This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: t- g* }) M& j" W* g7 t9 Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* o: _5 T7 {! C+ R! Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& h. f# {( H% \9 ^! |; m2 mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 O# }8 `: Y! D, c$ i* A* jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

( `0 N% j/ y& e: Y6 QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

+ H# |2 d; |  ]4 k5 u1 F$ cThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, C  a; i+ j5 b3 E+ b& f, Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) m$ L/ U4 w8 fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  S2 A9 q8 V8 m: g# \hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. x. P' L- W" B# |" Eback to sleep.

- u1 ]3 r$ k% ^8 WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 l: O8 u& \" Q- Hand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

1 M' p) N* U6 R7 ^9 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 _# o' [+ u$ F# F" e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 U' @0 x1 H) T3 R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* i5 }. k, H% F+ j# e; j; o, D% x$ M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! h: c7 a9 `, |; K) s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 `+ p# Z4 Q& a5 E0 }5 ^3 h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 z  n; l- {8 K. P  i/ L- I4 a7 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) d. k! [" o6 N$ i; w# a2 ]; D! y) L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ L' f% i: f3 \. a8 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 f4 L7 x8 J( R" T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ~7 t0 M& _9 Z+ l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 S& E5 E: l8 e4 d( K' k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 s1 {5 z! M7 D4 ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( @3 K8 c4 i+ x+ c" j, }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; ~. u7 H3 L1 I7 K别把我往坏路上领啊。

& P" |2 J4 j9 V6 T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- a( T; ?0 p2 f6 ^; F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

0 E: c1 _9 _' H# U, n4 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: d) E; u  i3 H4 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 _/ y8 d! A" w' N5 [; ?2 A大学教胖还差不多
4 O  ^: p" B, D5 ]. s: W她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ t6 `  ]6 G) C/ i2 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 d/ p5 A* A( N  N; D4 k! I7 I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢