Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 z4 Z( P& h& E/ t$ i. J$ Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( a: Z8 d  @  d" V. Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 O. Q  o  V6 e$ C* j! l1 Xyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 M5 U' C3 {  o3 K1 sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ q8 _$ k4 W+ c& u" J8 Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. c' E9 k* N) q, g3 tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; W* {: n' [, [lawyer.

# M" W$ S/ ?+ }" U& I- V9 H& `Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, n& x- L0 e9 u& z* {% Z3 \three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 Y: s9 L# `( C/ dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% K7 D1 D% Y  g7 `% H/ y8 H, |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( F0 \3 M  k* f5 `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 {7 T: Z; T2 Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; i3 v4 {9 D! J) U  [, X/ U  ?8 c( uback to sleep.

8 |" ]% Z& m) M' IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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! b8 \/ f8 R1 l! V1 `. @8 o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ {- _! t( i, J$ Scomes down with four?'
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- J  X1 U; Q( J8 J6 k2 z  oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: q4 G7 i6 T- V" kand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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5 R& Z" q# c4 A7 O" I" XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! ?2 y8 p8 _% `>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: _  k" ~  ]1 f7 U* [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 r# q: X: C0 `3 |; |0 t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, D/ Z, |0 }. L( T% b: Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- a: B' k( I$ f5 u# jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- i0 t5 R2 h% {  j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 t" [( B/ K0 x% D. o- ]. \: `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' h- D8 Z: _4 q0 I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' x! j% X; }8 _# Y" A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ Z' x9 L% X  a+ q4 f) c5 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 @# d5 u" w/ j& r. c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 s1 S4 h9 M9 C: S% F  u3 {$ i真聪明，偶像啊

+ W; b# P# i/ `全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( U( S/ Q4 C8 B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 T) `7 h) ]  ^' M4 z4 d) _. E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 f' T0 d2 B$ c& v3 T' k5 M  w9 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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( n+ ~% {: d' n2 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 o) e- c/ c; l" \真博学，偶像啊。

+ M7 A  g- }9 ]2 V0 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( g, J: I5 N) {0 d% d7 C6 P& e大学教胖还差不多
( j4 t! s& ?! z5 B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 H6 n- l* _6 y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ A5 h. @6 \& S  o- v6 V. d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ K5 A: L" f( b& ^+ h0 m$ f  y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢