Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 _% F: ?7 N! ~/ m% ]1 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ X( d; C6 f" I. ]  tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! c; a! j& [9 y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% s* J  n- f5 ^( y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 ]1 V9 m2 X+ i( U  _+ I% ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# f# L. F! c0 t. k" O3 j! Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& g9 |' A0 S( ~& j! l8 y% q will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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3 o/ v# B& ~' m4 R, l2 n4 bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! Q8 N$ w* B' [7 bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 B5 f+ t' V( b8 N5 {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 w, H! B7 b( |9 i0 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ i& r. y7 ^# W" V$ ]0 W  Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 M$ O. h! J5 X/ y8 vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 d/ E  c( b+ Z- m( j! Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

2 q& l+ S1 }8 v; V& u- ^7 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. M$ z; B* N' C" J1 ^( a! Iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 Q1 U. Y1 C% K2 E5 Band goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, x: x# p2 ~- y% G' J# e6 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: j: {, j# o! L8 R- x& S2 N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 @5 T2 [1 }( D6 ^% f# P# Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" W9 Y! a8 ^3 U. C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 Z  g8 }8 t2 F) |  ]/ D+ q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' O( B1 M! K; \. v) P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 Q  F/ ~; u. x* x( s8 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! Z% v8 v& |/ G: ]; L( S1 E! Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: O* J7 N* I$ h& f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 w2 E5 e* r2 ?7 j5 f% T) m7 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 a9 H" V# w' i+ J/ F, f) ^* q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" L4 r; D7 C# u$ s0 _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

. M4 s$ i3 @, {6 l( X" j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 \+ S3 \* q- A: h1 t全盘接受一下。

8 ]' h9 ^) M' A7 N% a0 A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* Z" ~- T- E" u, M( l8 y) h- T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



2 \5 F; o3 ]1 T; r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 T9 A4 D# Q/ d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( O. D7 ]9 X) e3 @$ U+ m0 H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# N4 V5 P  _* Y: r7 }( {% k& @她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 s; I: h4 u3 _0 `6 U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 {% |& l2 A  W% @/ W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ ~" Z9 F" k/ X. y. I, x, N& O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢