Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; G# a4 a/ N: u" M0 T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; U+ U% _0 n$ W, s( ^1 w# ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  \8 `, x( W6 @: u0 a/ n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; g( r- I2 h, i3 @5 y( c4 Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 {* R; v! z7 zyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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2 ^$ L! C1 ^2 X  J* N6 rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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; k5 g2 z; f2 {9 h) {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) t. g+ ~  C0 D  breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 U- _/ i% G. l3 K9 Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- H) G7 t) J" [8 R  }8 |2 ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# r. b: W& G/ f: g5 k" _back to sleep.

6 W4 e2 u% p2 B. V1 C% f! |: xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 q1 |; L' i* Pwakes the newfie up and asks,

+ M6 b; r8 J3 }& T" X. u2 c2 j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* F8 ~' X. }' n' r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. C" D' d6 Y" r" a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 b" @6 ~2 _1 B+ T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" T* [  c  a- P. O1 v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" a" V9 n7 c; U7 \& s4 f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& P6 t1 b# w8 d* m9 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  _% S/ g( K; J% B& K( p6 F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) c6 l. |* L8 G6 `" FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 F% ?3 e: Y, n) C9 f* ~% Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 p' B# E8 u# ~- ?, Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' X6 V7 F4 A  e6 i( |the newfie would l ...

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  J7 h6 Z! g  N, w! q1 X8 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) `" B# _- D* P5 Q% v% \+ W0 j0 ^& |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* T# n8 S3 o, ^% I9 d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 o4 ^0 h, V* O/ Q& ^# i7 l" j3 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! P. d& I" {0 F5 t! }; ?4 d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 ^/ u* b3 g9 q9 d1 q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 k) O# f% A" [& j( f, |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; k# G  i' r# f1 j2 M$ c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ |" |7 ]& ~8 S: t4 b她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& L0 y* e6 ?' w! [+ r, S/ A+ g5 i0 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ d8 ^6 C# ?5 ]9 V6 x4 b7 [$ [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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