Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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' H' o$ g) p5 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 C; h+ V- T! P0 e( d& ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ ~) p/ ]5 j1 }8 T; D2 y* L1 s- B$ @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ W+ g8 F0 _4 P) qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( i9 `6 U) \9 R% {0 @you pay me only $5.

' ~+ d# u* \+ m. F! a5 W  m7 G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

9 ]+ P( P1 q. p7 n# e& k. T" f" o7 O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 j' {% X4 z  Y& wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 b4 u. p  D( Q" j+ GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 C+ _& o4 E! h* l1 pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% }$ m; `, }: l0 K4 T  JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 C  {9 @+ M. T* s- H  C! Q$ |2 _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; H" ]8 D7 U9 @: C( f/ {lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" J2 q$ r3 n5 b/ Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" p5 ^5 t3 A1 ?" C2 q8 Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 X& ]3 {6 ]% h9 N+ \  U9 t1 @back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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" @' H. n. T$ S% H; F. J, B/ z! _2 oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ l% e; _! p, |; b" ^>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! T( @9 ?9 B, ^$ ]7 U+ Y5 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ [# N% r  ^8 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! f1 N* L0 f, _+ r. F' }% s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, I- s" P7 p6 V1 I+ E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( c: v* k4 ~8 s" ~1 r6 [4 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; h4 h( v/ ^: E. ]/ V# s1 U" B. E' ~>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! n- L; l4 _- E" @8 _+ ?$ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! N$ C1 f) b& D! j  N  n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ `$ |) V8 ~% G4 W! T4 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, ]+ h* n, F; I, f' p- B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& v, A0 [0 H, s- r: n1 ?0 c$ Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ z7 M; H. n9 R1 W2 m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 E6 T1 a) k* _* L真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

) W0 X7 |! g: }8 Q/ n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 |, }9 {5 o) M9 j! [别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ V/ j! H; a) L8 S' J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 H1 \) X9 m! W# B5 t2 h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 R, F1 \; ]5 a9 W" Q, m真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& ]. J9 G2 V$ T8 G7 J大学教胖还差不多
% G* m' o+ }5 y/ Z& }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; {' d& Z6 L" p& y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' {: w1 V/ A8 c2 F: j1 e说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢