Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- J0 _( @4 |( H9 x( V+ Q* Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 ~, x9 _) M& R/ W. S" q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ t! h; G$ s7 j, k6 {3 Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* K- \- u2 N' `- g+ O will pay you $500.

+ H! C- X5 g( V  G" ]; X5 {/ R) b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ \" c% Y1 D/ Z6 V2 A: bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) R. E  u0 p1 r4 wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% D; [4 }& {& o* ^' t  E* ?+ T( qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( H, B0 U" ^2 v: W6 i8 flawyer.
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$ I( {0 E6 [$ b1 G; ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; Y& w, n& k; athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 Z$ s/ w, [9 iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 t, Q4 V. h5 ^+ vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* x0 _/ ]4 G; W! w. W( k  s7 vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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( C" _- h- @- h3 j4 @& mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ s/ d, o0 |6 M/ A- {* x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 ^3 S0 f% }/ L1 V9 p: T9 P2 T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ r' l7 h. j0 j& ]3 g8 a, l! b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* G8 `8 I) {$ h7 U3 f: B6 E# v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ ^" ^& G& b' ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: N! t6 x% a/ K3 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 l2 `. x! g3 q( B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ m9 j# \2 D6 r: `- O$ ~& b4 @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* H. R4 Z# c' h6 i# Z  s' O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: T7 h8 x# ^/ `>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& y8 a. \) c7 C( f! FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ C5 G$ j2 ~2 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: t+ @' C" y7 f! U: s, S# b: b6 {the newfie would l ...

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% l& Y- {2 S5 l2 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 `- i3 X; ~0 B2 K3 h, I! A1 o2 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 E5 a9 I( I) N( Q  j/ t3 v9 n1 f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: p8 t4 l) F: z. _8 w+ {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 j+ y$ J3 g  m& S9 N! x4 y- [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ s& Y! B/ c: I& |真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ u' a" I" ^, j+ W  m全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* b7 D& V% S4 W, b" }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 A  `% a" F/ ^. i" P. X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" Y* V8 `# \, r1 n4 p: B: a8 v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! C8 `2 P- g$ ^, C4 s真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ A( R: N/ u( C( V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 Y! T! S6 ~2 S6 j6 M5 y9 Q她是大学教瘦？
: J7 j! I4 y" s, m  k: @. E: v大学教胖还差不多
7 \+ {  r# P5 c$ R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ G# e3 B" L- y3 l. y2 ]: Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  U! w) f$ \; N3 n5 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 `1 W  Z" |% a1 c# y& S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢