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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' / _7 W# O: ?0 K( }
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 7 P/ Q6 n- e& H; A% ~2 ]
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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1 x& L6 `/ {# Z: bYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 5 {# T% ^! u" w; H! Y' N
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ( d6 j0 v4 N* }3 A
, _% F5 \6 |; K" A' c The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 2 e+ V, k# t- x; B! k1 L/ E
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. * j' d+ ~1 p( i
1 a N7 P& \# ^( jNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 7 L1 u( U# V$ o. j1 ~2 O' K, X6 Z
) H' b; h [5 ?1 v" Q, ?So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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, W2 x) s& `4 W% A! p9 l7 ULater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 3 \- Q* u2 h: d
" ~$ v! G4 |) ~1 N( x* L* x$ C9 e( dHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. : t# d3 }, g7 E W3 s7 l% h/ D
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
- V4 d w; T9 d' OHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' & t; m7 E; ?% R& m O
( R5 N% D) N6 a0 }! A/ q aThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' # J' K7 e# B' \" i
" L% H- h3 |1 s1 k# [( S1 xThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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