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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ) r6 R( |5 M0 b$ M
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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5 \, R9 [" b7 R9 B' u* G8 ]$ u HI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. * j' l+ \, `6 L4 c) I- S0 A6 E# h
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ' a5 ]' r W& Q0 j, |! O
/ w; f8 Y" k2 D( i% IWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 4 Q, f: a% q! V# e
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. . b0 @ N2 `! M8 E+ \% Y6 ^
+ A3 ~+ D6 ~) g' W4 d$ }, \Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' & P* |8 k4 g4 W; L$ w% _6 e
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. + |) j% g0 I# t6 a, N! \
" y% ~: v% j5 e2 n: c4 MLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 0 I6 t- L2 u- Q' O! r
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
- _& G+ [& K" y' eHe gives up and goes back to bed. 1 E! C5 M' Q% M# G8 K$ D; ?
( }6 Z) A. Z' v3 w/ ]The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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- }! R: Y. l* x. O+ MThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 2 ` }# h: F* s5 c6 s x' I
1 K4 {* R+ I- g2 {4 Y" KThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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