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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' & E: f, Z! n$ i3 ?1 |
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 6 {7 h2 j' a: Z# _1 F
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. v: B# W+ M; Z' I) W3 d j1 V% M" f/ E
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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4 ~: q; e; _' [0 y( L9 kWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ' R) o5 k8 P' k3 s. \2 J2 f
, b& V; W2 U; h! U. W% `+ G; D The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 1 h# |4 V& {* r* {) F+ d
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 9 J( W& C$ k& }/ C5 N5 K
4 H' C- j9 U0 i! ]6 C9 ^: mNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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7 u' T- ]1 O& z7 f _9 lSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. * @# P5 O% f0 M5 f7 V! e& N
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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. s: z5 Y9 A8 d/ G0 PHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. * I, w" i3 E" `' ^
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. ; T; b4 N- z* t6 J# J3 p1 S( C
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. , k. v1 s0 I3 X% Q, X! [0 q
He gives up and goes back to bed. % f* c! t& v; U
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' $ J: P. ?( Q9 k+ Q$ j" ?% _
- ~. B; c Y) X5 ]* i& I3 A6 u# cThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 7 M1 \/ i/ s. d( B: [
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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