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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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% X6 Z9 _. [( n* q9 L' YYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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' ^. k/ Z5 x8 a, _( p+ b# L The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 6 A* I+ o( Z, O
% i" [3 G4 p4 _( |0 h- X# yNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 9 v& d9 ~9 }4 m6 B+ D1 S3 C( K. x
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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3 n' b" D+ H* U8 `6 CLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. & ]- F9 U9 N' s3 R# k ?
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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/ N, j; I- ~" Q: q' |So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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& K' a( j5 {- w) e5 JNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
. u( R1 W% z6 ?4 b4 T+ ?He gives up and goes back to bed. * U) C5 J: T" U" u
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ! z9 F9 w6 i! r4 ?' L, B
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ; o5 X5 k- H$ F% x
1 T1 T9 B. \/ OThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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