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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ' r5 R9 Q/ w A- V
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. N. O7 W4 `0 o% R
; }6 d, W0 U/ m" w: `Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ' i& v* C: d8 i. Q$ Y2 T
: @, H" i1 r+ y/ m5 N# |% XWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. / N- C) k0 G( i" `: @2 g+ R
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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* c% h4 v! E/ x& z1 H+ cNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' : H0 e s' R+ H1 k8 p/ f Z
: B% H' g5 z) O* USo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. % m, X* j6 @: }. p0 f8 q* j9 G* _8 \
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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) @& j: X" j% e1 ?( d* i1 qSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 5 K1 H+ u" c' h
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. + x p6 \2 X+ v( {, _/ F! L
He gives up and goes back to bed. $ g% |4 p( E& j. l/ R6 y( y
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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" A, N, @* ~2 P3 YThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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