1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 7 h% ]! v" i0 j3 j3 h2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4 f1 N: O& E p" ~. Z) k
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 8 y% F" n, Y* _- I/ bduncan - Victoria, BC b# N1 l& t* a
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. / T1 R/ o3 Q% y2 H7 K: O0 SDave H - Hayward CA 2 t: F! g L8 `3 X" S
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. / j# ]) _# o- i# U. s6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 5 [8 p7 w$ v/ j/ p5 z" E7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. # Z1 e/ u% v% T0 Z
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. & K( i" `2 T! L) w3 i
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. % T( ^9 H* n3 o9 K$ o10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 & g6 p+ Y& f( J % D5 F- Y+ Q+ k( g& W: r1 }6 I7 xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, , r, Y$ k9 R* S% p! \; ? " C& N. [% w* Ydid not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
2 w7 Q1 ~9 ] l; {- o 7 X! h0 F- N$ c: F"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. % b! C( M% ~, m$ K
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. " J/ I8 ?; m: [' C5 J1 R ) N) }; O+ M& s:P
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 - E4 ]) ]$ t3 C( A* @4 F" z& q6 c$ K2 i4 e+ [
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ; W! T0 j! W- t, o
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. , E" X' d0 H4 X* y X& r1 U1 k ( g: s k" ^2 ^9 u* |:P
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 . t5 I- v5 U$ j+ w7 Z4 C$ a3 d" [" q3 L8 H. c. J3 k4 X! O
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now