10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
7 h% ]! v" i0 j3 j3 h2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
/ j# ]) _# o- i# U. s6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
5 [8 p7 w$ v/ j/ p5 z" E7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
% T( ^9 H* n3 o9 K$ o10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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) C8 S8 n. o+ }& a; fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

8 A5 ~/ S" g6 _, ~+ Qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 ?( T5 d( c" h- r9 t8 P& b' Y) R) w' Adid not get the first one, where is the pun

7 B5 L- D7 f6 V[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

6 j, b3 i7 b  p1 K+ K/ Pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

# d" @; G3 r  A; x- a; rdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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" C& N. [% w* Ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

. u2 y) g+ O$ R+ sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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7 X! h0 F- N$ c: F"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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