10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
  Q/ ]/ `; R  q! F* m2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
. L4 {/ _5 f9 X- @/ H4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
: O: f; y2 Q) S: ^: d, y4 J# V1 Q5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
2 z% S7 W/ t/ P! [# P" M- [0 K7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
* w% z6 H! H# r8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

$ U' F# d4 e, f! HGrass could mena herb

; v1 B" f' _3 k8 `are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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& }$ w& I7 g, X$ _7 t: Wgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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8 _7 N" d: O3 A! B' Z* l! jdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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2 K. H, Q2 h- A  Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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2 k  V0 K  `: A. z; S. b* }did not get the first one, where is the pun

$ G+ j. t9 w' ?, V/ S( Z* K# C8 C6 m"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" `, V0 V7 R: a5 q"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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* ?6 W' i- ^9 A0 `6 B& Z* ~"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
% ?. U3 F3 D7 N" ^" t  j- v  W"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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