10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
6 m" L8 v+ Z, M# W4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
: g) L& Q+ {- {, RDave H - Hayward CA   
& M: c! E- y! A, g/ p+ W5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
3 f' n  h( v2 e8 @7 _* y6 ]8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
  p; J+ D8 Z1 g% a" w6 S" q9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
# F) z5 a/ T. Z- U" P2 Winteresting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
! D) X/ @# {: }' F; z/ \this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
7 ^. e; |5 V4 I2 t0 O

7 \4 e* S: i+ G4 {( p. Mare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

* o" w5 z- {) x1 I/ J2 R! Mgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
9 ^2 F1 g" R- }; o, x8 e
- q8 L  ~6 M# }! l3 a9 I" Gdid not get the first one, where is the pun
; t: o% }$ x  N& U9 a
[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
, T  g9 c8 D4 X  V% {1 G$ _
* z" ?, I" [0 e- y* Hgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
" i1 F* l! ?$ ]: p- d6 j
did not get the first one, where is the pun

$ F4 I) ~  K$ b( q2 oreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
% S" ^& m$ `7 _. j5 w
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
2 W( X- q2 |( g+ U  N
did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
. \4 @$ ^& I7 T& x
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
/ ]- E% K& u- ^$ q" ~) ?
did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
3 N7 \1 k1 I9 k"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
% K$ w' x, a, l+ Z. c  b* ]# _
8 Q( i8 N$ z$ I0 y( h& W+ f:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
# [2 v! C( `4 L! P* [
; E% ~# B$ i' l5 F8 M- {/ s
7 D7 g7 d- K# W2 x6 m7 `* x"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
1 K" W9 A7 u4 l. o; Y9 ~
! Y: Z4 R" @1 z9 v: y:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
- B' k% \5 d4 t! i1 w
& m1 U2 l6 U' N7 y6 y
i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

! ]  |* u$ q) P

( w2 f, c, @/ d! K$ aen, it hit me now

006

顶顶顶顶顶