10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
4 v0 y) w8 A3 s* {" ?) L6 w9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
1 a+ J/ @; |/ H2 E' _10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
8 w4 o$ `/ h0 r+ U1 Bthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

' t* _3 y, u6 y5 `5 m- a7 Z+ X; |are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

! S9 e8 _: c& i* X7 B7 Adid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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, b& j% V* Q- ^grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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; y( m* {9 M  T9 v5 F5 ~really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 E1 O( `7 }* Y) ^, Z- qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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4 u: n% ~) ?! `, j8 w, l1 Tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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; l* j$ G* e' W$ r' E"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" z; ?' C# V9 h+ O"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


  Y6 C0 i2 U% t+ C7 E" B"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
/ |$ V# y% T% _5 d: R) w2 L"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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* a2 v! `$ [+ r& O( }i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

* r5 F+ s6 `: v& H0 Ren, it hit me now

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