10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
* p2 ?4 y9 f+ R! z2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
4 F6 _: k- x& b& L6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
$ O$ i$ j3 i/ G( D- L10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

# J: ^+ t2 |7 ?3 u. E$ |Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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; K7 K6 N% \9 z2 Y# h# gare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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" m7 p# M9 Z) D& [  O1 _are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

$ L1 n2 V. D1 U+ L/ c, g' Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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" ]) \& K* l% B+ H( Z/ idid not get the first one, where is the pun

" y+ E9 o, R7 U& s3 Sreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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; }( q, w; y% Z9 R, ?' K! ~4 Mdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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$ ^; ]6 ?& M7 B6 ?1 l5 _, fi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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* `& j6 h% S: ?8 X, v, \) \"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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1 v/ l. v, {* }( O1 j9 b* f"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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( W5 ~! ^1 e" e* h0 o% Q0 W! ii get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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