10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
  X! v9 Q  q3 h2 z8 m5 a9 G0 k2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
1 j4 F1 \0 d7 G6 Z  M3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
6 e8 O- D  M* ^& g4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
  {  Z+ r' E" I2 U5 z, h! g. @5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
0 @& z* R# M' {2 c2 V6 K9 c6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
7 M5 {" o: m; l1 l' A8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
- m9 h  T4 m8 \; X" h: J" C8 U9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

) g& A3 Q% X. }; l% hGrass could mena herb

3 m1 P9 {8 b5 R+ ^/ e) o6 bare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 i" o$ C- K5 ~1 H* Qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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1 a0 U7 d! Q( jdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
$ t4 V5 d1 Y1 `6 H1 l"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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: _; ~, b. h; s) U; S. j"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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8 f8 c! ^/ j/ \" Di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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