10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
1 X# ^& v$ i/ c, j2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
  O! P- m1 \. B6 a& @  R3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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! v/ A! n+ ^; F* d# g( e4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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; t) ~+ R  V- y. C5 D' C/ S# n5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
2 {1 P* I- g  k, t8 ^6 J6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
" l5 V8 a' f. a7 l: X/ H; d+ _8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
8 u2 I' m+ H/ f. W; F6 Dthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

. R$ g, z/ r, aGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

0 w  X' ?8 t- t5 ZGrass could mena herb

: k8 V0 e: A. f: `are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


/ z4 o& N. i6 f5 V; lare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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, x' s: g. D; r; D# G2 [% kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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6 ^( o. N, u2 F* Ggrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

# d( c) |, [; W. g6 m+ Ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

& }) |; E% K3 H( Ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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2 {& q. c$ s; ]3 l' h"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
. B4 E9 i+ c+ N$ E( O4 ~"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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