10 puns

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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
9 l! |' M- l$ Z, ]& z9 x7 Y2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
: j8 m0 ]4 d( t3 E8 h! y5 x7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
2 X; H/ i: B; x* R9 L  ]+ T9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
& T6 J" X, i% b! Linteresting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
6 E. Y7 S1 e( j3 Wthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

4 L& B% [" [7 O, x  fGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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4 a+ {1 t5 J( I; G& Z6 O; R3 `are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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) j5 B3 S% i+ A4 h% S% y* R7 v8 tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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% F: `9 O: y5 j! n5 Jreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

3 |, o; w$ w; {, J4 H. }& Ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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! X' M( B2 ~* J3 ^/ b9 G3 Y) y7 Pdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


9 W9 I3 b) s& k, _"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


/ S/ v' u; n0 hi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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