1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * p2 ?4 y9 f+ R! z2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. ' p/ i# u3 T! T
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.$ y6 t& k! L- V; X: f. f
duncan - Victoria, BC ) h9 P$ q5 [: ]* Z6 E2 z; W( u% |
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.$ [5 Q; c; u" s, o; J) Z
Dave H - Hayward CA 8 v: a/ \4 d2 S( v) [
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4 F6 _: k- x& b& L6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 1 X4 O2 y+ r. A) i- z2 |
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 3 D( U) m5 s: e! _+ {' v
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 0 q7 n0 A1 l. o: x V3 ] u- d
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. $ O$ i$ j3 i/ G( D- L10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
" m7 p# M9 Z) D& [ O1 _are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
$ L1 n2 V. D1 U+ L/ c, g' Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ! R# c! `/ [. Z0 y1 b$ ]# k8 s( S# d) |8 ~7 V: v1 c7 }$ T3 d
did not get the first one, where is the pun $ ^( D8 G/ ^$ B- u9 R6 ^5 d4 s- c! `& \6 }1 ^
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 8 e3 A* y. V; S: y$ |2 v; N0 D$ _7 y6 A/ U5 y. o" D
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, - k+ g5 q+ Q0 H# M m# e " ]) \& K* l% B+ H( Z/ idid not get the first one, where is the pun
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" y+ E9 o, R7 U& s3 Sreally? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ( G% W5 K8 }( e8 G2 {1 z, T: s' A% J# X7 q" P
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ) {6 F+ d. ^3 Y3 E( T ; }( q, w; y% Z9 R, ?' K! ~4 Mdid not get the first one, where is the pun
5 o; d6 r% t6 I0 D# } $ ^; ]6 ?& M7 B6 ?1 l5 _, fi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ' u5 N: J3 E+ G+ B
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, : G4 U7 z$ K' d4 z+ Y6 i$ [* _' v7 x8 I% q4 f
did not get the first one, where is the pun
, ?9 f& D6 k& E8 ^4 i0 j * `& j6 h% S: ?8 X, v, \) \"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 7 d2 i+ p0 a3 s2 Y8 o
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 9 b; ?# z" N8 ^% F/ m
1 v/ l. v, {* }( O1 j9 b* f"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. % i( n: Z& C3 X5 W7 r# C" V) X h9 V
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ( R5 }+ \+ \% q$ _ % K- P, O! h8 ~* E! P" d4 j:P