10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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' L1 D1 q/ g" A- }4 q( g5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
& G7 `5 z7 N$ X0 p0 y6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
% f5 m( Y8 _  |7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
6 _6 A" j" b- K+ L  N8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
; f/ G  P6 u) C% M2 T5 x9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
. N8 {' [; i* f5 D10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
! [" T* t. N* ]this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

" S# ^$ b! u2 C" s+ k/ E& KGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


& S5 R8 c; f8 ~& uare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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9 I- I& F9 Y0 U; c& _' edid not get the first one, where is the pun

' b& j8 Q+ Z- E6 o. W7 Ireally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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. b4 b' c3 `7 P) `did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

! X1 W4 `3 z/ q4 Qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
, u; d! t4 S0 I0 Q" r"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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, e7 F- F6 A. K4 A1 E1 k"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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