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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." + C6 C. W; a, J3 l5 A' C6 Q- _
/ z8 e/ l' ^8 N; a! }# a/ gGeorge was brokenhearted.
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0 {0 ?; W, N# h! {3 SAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. & p& T8 {; O' C) D8 n ^# k
4 j3 N5 @' M7 @3 t: j2 D"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 2 R. i8 P, {& D5 k* x/ {3 o: A4 u9 c/ U n
3 i* ?2 G6 C' l% w& n4 ZGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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. A. }9 _ \ e# c: t* B8 D"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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. o }3 v3 L8 {! P4 e' J* ["Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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