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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 6 Q' {7 u# {" H
9 s+ O- a J3 v4 ^/ [Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, i: e0 x N+ [ c. xA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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/ S" `: o4 g% n" w& ]: K# ]( D, fQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ x8 R8 B9 B( H( O- `: I3 kA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 a# m) _6 T( Y8 R) ^
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 0 Y; z5 p9 D7 K/ v! ^4 ^ N, j" n
A: Your car. : a- c/ @) p# Y
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; C2 K/ i6 _+ _# m: J) NA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 e+ N: g# Y5 a t. u, T6 F
9 p3 O5 s* B- }2 z9 y! OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & H) I: M) Q @' ?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 Y4 L$ E* V: _4 s3 j4 GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : V, |& k, `5 y) T/ r
5 c- ? Q0 |( _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( s0 w6 {3 t3 x) U1 @, DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) q$ w2 N' Y, c/ O
) X" {) Z3 o, o3 kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 m3 v/ d$ q- |( k7 E2 A
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % D, a2 E1 h# n- D. B
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; B: m9 T# ~% S( |A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 F+ A* }& @" M# O( M: W
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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