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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % \/ k' m2 ~: r9 j, B+ N6 R
- T w8 U' l2 A2 v; M+ g" D' O& fQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 K" K* Y; t( K1 Q$ o; V6 iA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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1 d* e5 X& X1 ]9 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 8 S! n1 O% v9 V; e$ m8 a! T
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 U5 |3 }( a& }% s7 o4 i. N; dQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 d: Q( N. M" {9 XA: Your car. 7 z8 n% j& Y1 l! T% r6 N g
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ K# D; U y& R3 `0 xA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; o, m2 H( Q; M/ A. m; }9 R0 N+ L* L
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ t E4 c+ P' w T7 G# W) dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : T6 l( x7 Y) |1 K+ G
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ) Y$ R8 M2 k8 M
3 ^! r4 H6 Q, |6 YQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; C; D1 K2 {) CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! y6 _% W$ N/ F2 X
* a$ \; ]3 @5 b4 |0 jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 L: N J$ j( M& {1 K! s5 `
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
m7 |& i* k+ aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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# w! ~: Q9 G% _* @: a( t( {, @# AQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; @4 J6 C0 c1 C. v' h, a7 g/ ]% f; \A: Carry loaded weapons. % c! ^* }# x7 o2 U& j4 o3 q
+ ?( z" n y+ e {7 R" {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - U$ ?: K1 |5 a
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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