Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 V' X. |9 P5 p9 n+ e; rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# Q& j- l* O9 PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" c/ V- C' k7 u% c1 eA: Your car.
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4 q3 ~0 r/ @+ q) ?  cQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 f% Y/ [& U" H! ~7 t6 r# Q% mA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* _- e% p1 Q# M0 LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

! \) s, B1 y; {. M: _  QQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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: L6 B* y% l: d7 p- F2 O: a  {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 x7 ~4 G" L" N, p+ LA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

/ i# H8 E* U) _) R0 Q1 cQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  k% P9 k' j. {A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) E! b& h( W) M' \0 K  D! bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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