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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 v8 [, m/ u5 [3 k# F+ B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; c# f8 p2 w% P0 c: w& \0 ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' x$ c7 T) @) m( h: M$ n4 B
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 E5 H8 Y& ]3 @3 g
A: Your car.
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# c- F# U1 g' b: Q$ T* G- ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 j& l- W" O$ r6 m `
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! {5 O7 c) p! K* H% X5 y
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - X7 t# J" n! K, _- t! B1 F! q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 o. ], p: U5 V# {+ m) o. W/ r
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 O; p3 F m. @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! P* m1 y* G( Y9 m* n8 H
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 F R# M" k) Q2 j# `* G% }
6 c/ V9 I0 _4 k8 M1 x5 ^8 AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % r# D! L" i! O, _0 d+ P3 o
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ r+ C/ M( Z. H) lQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 o7 _. `* C; I* l; b$ gA: Carry loaded weapons. ; v0 N6 M' Z8 ?5 v, |
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 B- v+ R( G- X& y' e6 LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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