Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) A9 ^, E) R% g7 `% Z4 CA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& e2 ]* L' n: W, h% P; q% ?+ z0 H, LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ F: O: a, X1 i# H3 eA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 [8 I0 |# I5 v2 eA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' L/ q5 y4 P9 ^  _1 w2 _- m7 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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: `1 v- J9 `9 L& G9 k+ I6 n" P* NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

" R6 p, M* f3 m$ _6 H4 YQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ f; @( M: X' w, QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 }+ G- Y' C$ w( T. R2 Q- R& Q  CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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