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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% X7 R3 }; D# q# s' {7 JQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 v' c8 v5 t) y& BA: What for? He can't see my license plate. + K; }7 k, x3 G$ }& j
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? : {* M' x) v. {5 {3 B/ E' m+ |
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - G$ g; B, g" ~
9 a- b1 ?4 `' C* x' |6 B, y8 u9 @Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 q" j8 n" U2 u/ m" A3 t) LA: Your car. w8 s3 I6 x }) ]5 }$ c
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? " ]9 r. Y# z3 z4 v5 a! }
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. . _. X+ v/ r5 @! H- l' v
~# n+ ?& z/ _6 t) N5 i" kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 h# w; T# Q& j! E/ a# RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 {+ e( I) a0 [" S# _
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ X; |- w8 _( }A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 I- }5 B8 M4 r$ \: H
# _1 B9 S" i" Q& p0 X/ FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? H3 A [$ v% z# \ M
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! `% ^ G4 s3 |% F- D$ u
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
" ^! A! K& t/ t; x! i9 VA: The color.
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& _) L2 z* b& R8 L4 I% f. v9 t8 }! fQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ; z+ {/ N% U: z$ }4 d6 M
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* |3 [$ I( [6 X. X/ {' Y! i( MA: Carry loaded weapons. / V! b, C- M' @% |7 d" K! Z& T3 W
2 K7 q3 d' L" rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
s' B8 @, O, `A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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