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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* \9 ]5 L9 v# X1 gA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 q, z. e1 z0 L1 C8 U
1 p' K4 O7 J7 ?1 C6 E& qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" G+ l9 p+ X4 r- _9 e1 `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ s, m6 X& K0 P' j$ p4 gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# o7 k* K! e2 D6 {. j$ \A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & i' ]! c- I3 T
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 7 m" \! l# {) Q% ~0 p" a7 P
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & c, N! c0 G/ y0 w
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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6 M7 x3 \0 W- H6 n& LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % C. X" A" ` ^: c
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. D. o1 L# H9 s/ _0 Z$ SQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 H- A% ?" b5 i9 D7 }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / t9 Y2 ~5 t; A9 z
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " N% Y% T# q4 o! C6 ~
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( j' ^4 H) R) n$ ^! f! n% J4 y" wA: Heavy psychedelics. # j* D4 i8 R: g8 z
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* R4 ?; ?) O" h! A2 p* a) @A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . A* T% Q2 p6 u
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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