Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

: F, m! U6 j; }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- C2 Y0 \4 C. J. \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

9 `" B2 t3 k' R2 z% u* ^7 NQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! d% X  O% v: @* {+ bA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 V3 c" \( ^6 \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ F" B0 ~+ W: e' O. O$ hQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 ~! P2 x; O' I8 l/ l; zA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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! `, V# h* e3 x$ G% G$ FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 A+ P; J7 i& H: x$ n* ~$ c3 aA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* R8 Q8 s# g+ l. T3 l& wA: The color.
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2 G! [2 L* l* S2 d* e+ |* e, ~, q* gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- a. y' J% Y' x4 g& ?4 ?A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 u* N8 ?) z& \- S8 k* BA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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