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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. + A1 z5 }* @ x/ o
0 a7 r$ v2 y4 J) e+ zQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? + Z2 B0 e; f" B) g7 {& q3 M
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, ~; r% [* _ ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " N4 S0 E4 e4 [* E
1 a0 E) r; F2 Y/ t1 KQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? F" \% f, m# W2 s! s+ l
A: Your car. & V# i0 i& }6 x+ Q7 u1 x; D
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# ]0 k; D3 _* Z2 aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 g0 X b' H: u) h. r2 fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# F8 J1 Y3 c7 l- xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " l4 V" B$ e# ` H1 Z* b% B
( X' }; h2 r2 ]( n$ T* zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( B7 i; J6 {, ?/ ^
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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0 _. T4 l/ h6 B }! l1 DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 j: J+ `; S, f7 J- e. tA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 r1 N4 T# m2 d' `, HA: The color. 9 u7 @' k7 K* `# c9 B
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 4 l, {9 z6 }, h% [2 o; a! B) S
A: Heavy psychedelics. ) n" p5 w' n' a
" q/ y3 F6 E* z" t( r7 dQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ j3 f6 h. z2 k& a1 T, `) I% QA: Carry loaded weapons.
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, E* D# K% e9 I* d! E4 f5 B/ YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? : @9 y# k5 |! l; e" Z4 Q) X7 Y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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