 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
" o% S' N- h( D# B% ?' r* {原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
4 D, u- o7 {8 e2 B* Y, U8 } Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.( @! t" b3 V9 u. }
8 i8 A! D; S. H) k
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。: @' q+ B; g3 R9 R& h
/ S6 U5 ?" ^( S0 H% u' m; G
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 j1 G6 F8 |1 d- A3 N/ D9 t+ I6 w- j. B7 i
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
9 n0 k: |4 ]# [7 u0 L7 m8 k. G( v! T: M% E. Y1 ?. b' w
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
7 y4 Y7 U2 v& k1 \1 w( C* s2 v F3 K L; M) S$ w
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" S& k& W6 K- t
& L: x4 O6 Y% I% o3 j8 [( ? Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
- C' H, r% y4 ~5 a2 n; j" r8 r. w$ N$ C0 ]
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; @1 {6 g% y4 @- s
w( c- G+ @4 w8 d0 K Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
* a; [: H( V- T5 [5 z+ B5 N% t3 ~/ Z* z: X! m5 {2 F9 v" f
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。+ v* N7 ^% E: r! E
* x9 w* I! f" @! E
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
# u" \/ ]! {9 K! _+ M6 x& y. l: Z6 D5 ^' ^' Z8 t4 Z5 r
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
8 u# s3 ?& M2 P+ Q0 V: p3 } ~" ~: c) H+ i# u
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.3 ~5 V H* t; E" R; @
9 y8 Y1 S/ \. h- J7 n 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& r$ C) ?5 V2 h+ n- l3 H; U
$ m+ G, Y5 e% }/ L! E: H) I
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.4 s2 `8 t7 F, C$ x
: o/ F( ~: S4 o5 X$ x- B3 T 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
0 p% o" Z/ l1 p5 G0 q4 W5 L! D1 t0 _- g% i) t
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 O# A/ a+ |. i" _; X
+ X$ T4 m5 F1 w. D 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
; E# X0 \7 a, S% J$ h' \! M1 u# Y) y8 c$ P' Z
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& z) W* D7 ?! h! r0 ^0 i* U7 ~' o6 I' I3 r! h) z- R
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) f a% u7 F- |3 z* d8 N6 \
% X! B1 M/ O% N3 n& s3 S9 C
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.( Q8 G3 w" q; @) g, [3 Q
4 @0 b9 |$ D8 I7 r* ]6 U
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
6 D) K2 J; _ j5 X$ H0 N5 I5 P( k X: m- |+ v0 b. ?: i1 ~4 M6 d
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
8 J3 \) Q( a6 ]3 A9 a9 m; E
0 W! _- G$ }& K( W, R% s. O/ o6 h4 B “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
# s7 Y! Y7 ?, E! c9 {* L
7 y3 G3 L# u% }, m: j8 E There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.) D) K" [9 [' ~, a, R6 U
0 I- Q4 x' E5 c# S
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。' N/ L/ e2 D0 B# i
2 q/ F$ `% M7 n% e. M/ t
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?, W; o( n s0 I0 u
$ ]2 d- ~6 l$ ^3 {$ i 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。0 |4 o8 G* I" k* z$ O
: c. a3 b% r6 |0 ^5 N “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
) U7 t6 J7 i2 s* A5 g/ s5 Q& t( H$ G( S$ l2 ]9 r; M
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
# i. Q) |% n6 E- \0 V9 L& L4 p4 c! A
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
* w E1 Y5 V6 E: N; ~" { I' P6 A" V* H& ]
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
4 t9 N$ P+ O, F3 v# `
: D+ L1 n; b }! u g9 Q2 a When two’s company, three’s the result!8 I [' k/ F( E6 p0 X# p
; t- D9 H. {& a 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" b( R4 y$ l0 q3 R, p. D
7 [1 g, q- ?7 m/ l* r" S A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.3 W8 H) |& s& [& d! D
- h9 f, D) v* L9 ^
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
+ p) e b3 j; K- _5 u; h" X
j& R1 D4 o, g The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
* o, I/ A* i" p0 O5 B, J
5 S/ j% I- x0 ]. @7 }9 L The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.* `$ f8 i0 @; F% C5 @
Z" e- P6 Q7 A' p) P8 q
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
|