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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
5 s8 ^& q- ~0 Z1 d2 q原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。* A5 I. U7 t9 W/ ~( B0 z
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.- [: V: `. `# K# n$ Z( v2 ~# I d* W
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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5 r4 a6 X- M2 \0 ? Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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0 I+ v1 M3 a3 ~4 e" K, [4 q 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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7 x4 e# s+ V1 o' D' W) [- v Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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( j7 h7 C; B K/ Q7 M) t* u: B The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.2 P0 R& O4 h6 M
- B/ e4 r# g+ d( Z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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3 ]6 p5 o+ x2 [/ y+ |( o/ \ | Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.# m, u1 F F4 B/ V2 G! h
' o; s; C, D2 ]: n5 G3 ?) U 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9 D* }# g7 k9 [8 X
4 U7 m( y. {4 O0 M! y5 z2 w" k5 |/ R% U Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.+ d! V! i! E, k* O* Z7 |
8 r& p A8 I6 R4 X) W! { 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。( B+ E5 u1 w' {, g) {) |
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; S- ~2 W% H- W 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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# K% M6 t( |4 o; c5 ~0 _ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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$ q" P+ n. M5 f- R& z( E6 U- G There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning./ _: b- \3 d& P& e% }1 k
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 P/ `, d Q6 K- U/ C4 @
. N6 b, s! s9 y- | “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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3 B% v. Y9 _7 g1 w) v$ K 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) o7 A- x1 G5 _$ O
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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$ T0 W! c! N: |9 _ t0 S% _ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( o. h3 q0 w m$ n. O: o 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.+ `. @3 S( U* T7 ~4 _ s3 O
, A: ~4 @5 C3 L$ }; ~" q* o 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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# a( ]& U* K1 F6 m The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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) J2 N7 F8 B9 c$ A3 h% S 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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