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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. P2 h5 g& d. M* z8 s3 x3 p
; c2 m5 M! \5 Q( L One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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u( _ |: _6 ]" I* N* h* ^$ l 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 U4 W+ ]. c5 Y
( F5 X8 \4 c! f0 Q6 Y; \+ C Z' [0 T Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.! ~$ z5 ^4 F0 L3 a) [: v7 N* y
, X, F. u# r. h 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 |, h- e1 K$ o
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 Z3 v, s& k- O; N s, Z, a
4 V: s' d* D; \' |7 z5 _9 F0 K 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.+ T, ~3 j+ A$ a; \
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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v+ s, @# j' j: }3 R6 G Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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+ [# d3 A! B' s6 T4 _ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 y. I8 ]( z. C4 x# O, |" c
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.! c0 Z) E; E+ l5 @% ~
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。! L* f6 J! r, @" ]
* j0 w4 v; X1 Q Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.2 i, A C- J. G: C. E
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?& m: B" Q- k2 a
! B6 e! ~' C* I4 c 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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5 I6 }! u1 s. R* m “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!% T2 b; X3 j; m% |. M1 s Y
, ]- Y' i2 T* E8 E! | 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.6 r% I$ s2 I/ J! `+ r( n& K
8 h, p) j( a2 K6 b8 E# ?( b% }2 H6 H 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ g- `. p' G3 Z. P; k# I; J& L
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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2 F9 b. W1 W2 ?& i- O* m A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8 }4 I- T$ R" t
& e w1 O. G/ d; R The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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& y0 H; O5 R5 |2 x+ y: w' @ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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