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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 W% s1 o" N- _, [' Z W( w
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ) g+ @" o( J: y- T, h( A
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.0 g- b ?& ?7 G! C' [/ w' z I) T
7 J4 T7 B5 q( ~ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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- L6 U7 U; I$ i' x# A One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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( @! Z% {! R( ]7 } 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 y9 l/ b" P8 @
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.7 Z/ I" H) I* D: B0 V. Y1 g
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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5 g) C' u( B) Q4 [) F4 W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& h# \3 h# e6 r6 [" O 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.) _. e3 U) G( r
. b0 b# }, Q0 M. \+ C4 J. s 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。. G) B6 t, L8 b( c% |
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives., O8 w! ^3 }( h: D" i4 {3 f- U
' a x* T6 R, Y: h( I 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。0 \0 o8 ~' g& r! ~9 J# o8 O
2 a; N% s; E( v m q. B) { Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.% |$ q% p/ C$ J8 _
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。2 \4 F# h7 c3 p$ n% U
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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& E) h9 T* |+ X- i9 J# v 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。. ]& p4 J6 K" P$ w' s8 }8 H
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* N8 x# r U0 Y& p1 f: i
! D& M5 B p, {% b; }$ f6 S0 s “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.6 n2 _) W* S- c3 W
( L" a" z0 B. T: b" K2 h! g 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 H' r! Q. S. H) N$ K% s+ x
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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3 f4 b! k5 f6 h: C 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 s3 f$ O9 o6 u2 ~0 X9 u, [
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!% T5 m4 z2 E8 g# y# I" ?" K9 U2 w
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ \) }! y! z! ]- o9 P; G
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. t, E% d. c3 D9 v. W9 a u3 m
5 l5 m# [' i; m5 I# v; b6 ^' A P 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。1 g1 E+ Y0 }1 ^6 ?
9 V7 t+ H( X1 S( N) _2 z When two’s company, three’s the result!9 O, t# J1 A/ P
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 s9 U! H% J& [+ @) c% E- y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.8 d9 A* D! x0 T7 f3 V0 X
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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5 w- W: G$ {# u) ^% G The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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' H7 {- h2 p* Z0 O The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.( z$ \& J- O/ q2 ?
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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