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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 4 K0 C3 b4 O2 I" ~
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
% v7 d& M; m: `8 K) ~7 ` Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.) I5 i9 ?8 c0 |) V
7 v2 X4 v9 o+ s4 }0 V9 w 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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T$ _7 {1 W6 ]9 r 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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* x4 Z2 X1 O7 I; F' r& t# R! e8 { Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.' ~( g' g/ U1 q; i+ _/ F) |. Y
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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4 W. L- P& y. W" x. t: a Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.! `( u! N0 ~; ~# `: L
( `6 H( l. ^ j, \8 ?5 i( Q 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 u1 A/ r" P: `0 |
* R5 u. q) X u) L; _$ h: f( W+ m 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。* N/ z1 x8 C, G" k! p, B! u4 W2 x3 t
7 e# L$ V' N2 n; E A# q! b( p Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; r/ |5 j5 F# v$ Y
+ S, V& H6 Q$ Q( z! y The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.* s. a+ A, g0 ~1 e2 M) F) M
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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1 @7 X9 _* I" j2 M Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; j6 V0 x" F' f' Q
2 f! ^$ m9 @& w, T, p k7 ^ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today., k3 I1 k6 A! M7 K
0 T& z% F9 D, Q! J8 F# p& Y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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( G2 h0 I8 F6 P2 a9 t0 h Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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/ Y) z4 H A9 E/ a 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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) Y( f/ z7 }4 q! q* ]6 N, O 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% C* h2 ^: |6 C! r" y
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.2 c& S9 w8 s! |- l/ c
8 q2 \, }3 v) O4 q) i# } “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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( v3 O8 s6 ^/ O$ \3 ~+ _9 d There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?% [, }3 m+ h# Y( V/ K
( k! d3 y4 N3 b/ k0 ?- E& n 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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) u! [9 K @: }1 r% e “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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H: l2 x; e* J Z6 S 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。0 h5 i* E# ~" ?3 w: |: R: l+ f
! h5 ?/ A- Q6 Z( |6 `* U5 q) g5 b5 w God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.; R$ d# n) s: c! k
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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, a( D9 Y& ^4 O When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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8 [# B) }4 u1 F7 {/ A5 q 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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- }. x& k @- y! x( U The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn./ }1 S! c: H( f7 @& e
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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