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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 . P# S8 F$ ~- s& D$ ]$ Q; S
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
) Q8 u! U8 i$ X) \2 @! q8 x Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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3 {% j" n0 M4 ^ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。6 c6 h9 h. q, ~: Q- o# ~3 D+ J5 c t
V7 U+ @5 ^$ E& h One should love animals. They are so tasty.0 E! e' @' C: m! K. d$ S
9 i! g. V1 h T2 K; _+ g 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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$ T& q( `' A9 h! @7 l Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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3 T l( H) z. \ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 a6 D4 U9 I- G1 h* A7 H# S6 u
1 u% L/ Z; j% q Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.! |) o. d; ?; U( u
$ M0 n% `# D i( {/ f7 A2 q& \, L 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。& u# ?! S/ N! s0 D* \# U; _
0 j, r# K; Q1 Y" X; U8 } Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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9 g( i" S$ b% s& c/ |' E7 e u 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 E! |2 E9 j, t
7 t0 ?; A( y- Q* ] Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.) R: Q! r6 {9 b. `7 h! `
( ^$ K5 `$ S l) G' x U 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。0 E% Z$ ]7 K5 O; {
' h) O4 c, {% M# u3 r The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。" x1 o+ w* m. Y+ s6 p; E( Z
0 K! W7 l5 N8 g5 |7 w9 w. s Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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2 |- H$ D. \- g 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% i7 A1 O- e" f: b) S6 k6 j
k2 S8 s7 y4 {6 w/ ]5 R: a- r; F Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。6 O" o% F# F8 n0 _- b5 R( P2 Q
$ [! z' K9 O- y' X4 ]. Z Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.& I/ l; h8 |5 z7 m5 [
* E. m' T: ]& a8 M7 H 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。4 B0 c. n! p( V* A9 ]1 M ~+ K, Q7 i
: z, j# r* i- y8 x “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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1 I, Y% f' i& m# s$ K/ ~* `/ E “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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' @% h" O. J% Z4 A6 [, N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。% ]# c( {7 w; ~6 ~
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!5 `1 T4 k8 Z/ d2 _# C, ]
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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, d' [. ^$ e- ?4 X; C( Q God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.( o4 e, X* L7 N4 [8 s
" S9 ~& X; v( S @9 X: s- z4 o) _6 [7 z 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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) O! A8 W: }& m When two’s company, three’s the result!
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! ]6 ^! @8 W+ s* K5 M- ] 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.! S) P! q/ i. r9 j. |! ^
: y4 d/ V& k9 w2 E4 p' R 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。" L. b/ R/ R% k8 {) C& s" |
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 Q% R o" W3 L8 v
3 q6 T& @3 ?6 T& F' | The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.# \( }5 [8 Y, ]( n$ m6 o
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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