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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
/ v/ ^7 X: X6 u" x" }, Z9 L1 }原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 7 @- y% O! A, i( W/ ^+ i9 t/ B- a
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.3 o# h1 f. P' o
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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2 V" v+ ^2 `$ Y! V1 U( H 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。+ D# B* R6 _3 K$ L) F8 |! j: t
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。5 i0 ~: O& d( r2 }2 K( v
- j# c; q4 J8 a a3 \( H+ l Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.0 I0 n( x4 C, j' X
. m8 _* X# B9 }: R; h+ x% i 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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# R% ^& U& T; I' W$ i$ W8 N, P The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.5 l) U5 \ s1 o
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。7 P: U- m9 o' u- r4 v, w
9 u8 f$ H' V6 i! m1 X. K Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ W6 S5 D+ }& G: r1 L; a& ~4 Q
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.+ S' \! y% |! Q0 H2 q
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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9 g% F5 @2 F: L3 g4 g2 a5 O& j Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.- G! _/ y9 i# X! `: `
! N8 q& f6 U) i& F7 T6 o 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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- Z2 s. `9 _. c9 x Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.- j( X4 Y+ |3 r! A9 M
9 k x$ Z* S* s) {* @ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。. q' \+ l r; j& G% k
: n( F; V2 k: U( A7 k2 U “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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9 ^: {0 J, ~# D; f' W1 _ l; |$ l There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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3 i2 e3 J+ l/ P6 P6 v" b7 u$ ]/ \ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。8 [! y2 `+ i' N
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* c6 z2 l! d/ t' \0 s5 ]: Q- @
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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6 W5 u. j( s. c" L0 q3 l 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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# m9 w2 J. Z: B' R+ u6 D God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4 w: D' l! `6 C: R- _
6 q( R- R! f, s1 m5 q6 b6 { When two’s company, three’s the result!7 f6 n# V, O! E; S X! o" T
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 [5 a+ @, c0 \
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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5 H7 C$ @" S4 P& C$ m8 a) i2 e The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.1 u3 C2 D; U, L9 y
5 q9 H3 _+ d; L/ h2 b g The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.* `2 h+ s9 D* I0 ^7 T5 x4 M
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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