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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 " l2 o+ w' q3 V
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 $ s/ C7 G F& _; E8 q
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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. A: l: i+ Z X4 W5 x( s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; \6 c% g+ y! `8 i* g! t1 k
1 J$ C6 L f& { One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。# ^5 `, }# P9 `$ E& ~7 z
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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[/ q, K- x3 o4 \2 ?/ O. [0 e 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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) V0 {3 O0 d0 f# c! m 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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- B: b, j/ ?" D; W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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% C8 D M: _! E! g6 V9 T 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ V: Y0 P# L; X' C
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.. S( T, Q( e) y" w, E2 f, Y
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ t u% ?5 g* M g: r7 \
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.$ Y+ _9 k8 G) |5 X" Y9 ^
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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* S* i! ~- ^' I( A0 ]! L3 L Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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6 x$ M: o x U3 u( _6 e0 u2 y9 h 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。+ Q: c8 ]' y4 N# U% H
8 \9 p ^7 ]! i; }7 D “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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1 B( Y1 c) t: v) P4 B7 k' j* [8 X+ u 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, o- y8 z6 u4 Q7 W
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?$ Q q- r) i k) }( J9 }
2 E5 b0 O$ b$ v- o9 S/ z' s, r 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。# e- V4 u1 [3 Z+ I3 H. v4 i
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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|6 _' ]7 B0 Q& T1 _) R/ U4 g# e 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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0 C3 U0 J; g& }% Q 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. c% g) p$ i. D# a8 m, |, E
6 v9 i' \/ D# N* { When two’s company, three’s the result!5 r! S% b7 N* W8 n" G' W4 K
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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0 T# \( X: ~% B9 v d7 y 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 d. \/ t7 f9 h
' x! k# @% h i l6 O! k- ] The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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