Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
4 O' @( s$ t2 v+ ?5 A4 T2 lOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

( x- v5 ^. X1 U+ e& R. q+ L3 FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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( d& ]0 @* g4 ^* G; P+ hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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; Z4 }% I& e% G; h" [Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

" C, e# k. a. n% f+ C1 L. CThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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4 S: b& |3 _" _, K0 g  {% T. WTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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! v0 B0 K  E& |- O- zThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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. A% k' O  @6 m( |To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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9 I0 \' o: V. W  OA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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2 A" k* E* C. |4 M" j  z5 P1 BFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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0 R6 v7 d8 Q. @" `8 JSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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1 n* W/ o6 E4 G/ c( x3 _To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

( t% @5 W6 e1 v9 @1 z3 kThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
+ ~/ j9 D' S, W- E& ~A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

% T; @- m% w, M: a0 gIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

+ R+ m' L: |- yOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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; Y. K6 W8 {6 W1 t( \4 cShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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% M  E# c( Q2 t) Q7 YThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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