 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Blonde Car Accident# M; ]0 g( \) q' U/ J
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.5 ?& S: Y. Y) {. O
( d3 g" |7 ~+ r0 r8 h0 E7 k; F1 `
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car., l6 \7 {; A7 W" E6 o, V: R0 K
# f% @0 e% }% k- @, j4 F6 t1 i* V2 g
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.- Q6 {/ w/ `9 R* f3 c
9 y: d, R6 \% V' t; U( TFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. I7 @8 p3 m* N6 P
m3 G, ~9 t8 `. X, PThe blonde started laughing.
: `: V* f2 E) A& @* I4 W4 A2 k* ?' t( x2 `" ]! E R5 a
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.# B* l# x) D t m
4 q* ~4 t' D5 V( s% a/ L
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
" W+ ~/ w$ r5 ]- }7 @0 M
# `6 r6 t9 b* y1 l' [0 q6 iLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.: E4 O+ \$ g7 U) a
0 @" B# C$ V4 _" N6 n+ q
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.& u+ b* Q2 @) s& s
* i* e5 A- n, c1 T- o4 `# M
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"8 S) t% P0 ]. Q& [3 c3 H ~% X
; Q) H V- h9 @
Rowing Your Boat
; Z1 }! I. z% mTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
; R) s' B+ f- H' y
4 K y9 @5 m1 @# p8 NThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"* f$ P8 ]0 [: x: s; f$ \0 Q0 ^
+ g7 l7 J0 M2 YTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
. D( t9 O" w- r7 r. U( U( t* S/ ?& Z$ w
I Want to Buy That
2 X0 Y4 ]# \6 w* X e: PA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.5 K( `( s0 k1 B* D ]
& z" U# E/ f. y* \) _
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 C7 y5 B$ y8 T* u' l
, p3 T+ e6 v( w. H
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% z) n& @) S0 k8 H/ L3 S
3 h( V& b( M" b, @8 |
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.& F% m3 \) Q2 h( y4 _
z6 D% q6 Z) W8 _9 q1 Y' d4 b' ^ GSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
+ d8 W' A: G# v+ G- `0 u+ E$ O' _8 [7 I
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
0 v2 E3 A, I7 P, R+ P# u/ l4 ]1 x: a3 O
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?". M# V6 K6 j T' Z- d1 e8 q
) a) @% e9 K( p6 O# V1 U c
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* R6 G4 N: E: ~& V2 s. e j$ Q
7 j( e% ?% B4 E N g/ c+ s/ i
Are You Really Sure?
4 }$ u+ k' i# a& @. X* Q" dA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
7 K" J. R& g6 B/ t- B: E- t- S) ?; ]% T6 l; f1 l, ]3 {
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
; n+ O/ N# e1 V4 ]' w
' ^1 T2 w+ V3 [+ pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
# `9 ?; I9 H3 I: e( p4 b1 z+ z6 Z+ l& v
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."" C; B+ H% m# Z
1 I6 P, C. Z3 h+ U! O$ L! O0 [1 TBlonde Sky Divers+ R" @' Z1 @2 k* z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
: n4 `5 F. f; ~5 d/ ?
* u* ^9 B. ^; NThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens./ }! C+ V. l0 l2 S& P) E5 E) O
' o" r- P7 ~! u3 nShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.: I/ t+ X, b9 r" v! O* j* S* O
4 L9 h: L) w& T1 _: C% i
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"# ~8 g4 T& S. h/ g/ T$ z
+ J( V' ], V& I; O[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-10-7 12:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
楼主
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41
