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Blonde Car Accident
* d9 c. v& G% V& ?3 `4 [One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck./ J9 w) l( n! b: z1 l$ w/ W
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) [( ^$ Q5 i: q/ x9 |2 C8 i8 D
2 T# V n- M2 s R9 mFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.) R) m/ B& a1 g
4 b" N. ~3 r ~, w: H3 z' ^The blonde started laughing.' [! a! T4 D1 \; X
6 O/ W6 q9 n( i, B% @* O# i' ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.) L) e1 Q. n# F- j% d
7 H5 B; r' F( Y. I% q% e0 UThis time the blonde laughed even harder.9 j3 k, j& J( ]
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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4 v4 s6 ]! l, Y" |- a; VThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 d; E, \( N7 e, _
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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# q1 ~8 X) Z4 RThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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! z& B' {& q' f+ C9 ?9 R KTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."4 f0 t* o% D2 L/ D
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I Want to Buy That
+ O m' S7 ~: n) K' b) L$ r. I& RA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.& R w+ O% {9 e
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 j$ U8 D7 E: I
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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) W; e( c U; t9 A$ zFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.5 w" V7 y' V7 q, ?- C( M
' q, O" @: {5 u% T* XTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"$ h! Y0 B" R+ p, l( X' Y1 L
# K# W: v% K6 a& S2 y" N# g+ mThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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2 H; {2 e# U& |2 a1 `Are You Really Sure?2 G: C r8 ] P: X/ z2 M! ^) I4 D
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"5 |7 K* o q, \8 b
: N: c6 ?7 x4 E9 u- K9 ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"& z8 e& k: X& {+ H# C
0 L" x3 t/ q' H0 L8 `The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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. @2 D& e2 j8 J+ p% }) UBlonde Sky Divers
8 ^8 N' l$ D2 k4 C9 {A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.4 @) s# k8 X1 ~+ p
; U, c3 K$ J* Y7 J0 a7 @The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.. I5 f. M& F2 Q4 D4 g
l* ?& p1 x" |- X1 hShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" N' a9 K# K; f7 L' Z x% [' O
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