Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
( D9 L9 s) Y6 f" c" f1 w  a/ G+ E7 oOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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+ _$ k; c) h' @2 TThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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7 r8 G9 O# K7 P$ nThe blonde started laughing.

: U& y4 U1 R. j8 {  [& d+ M# ~2 C" {& J- ZThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

% z: _5 h: e- z" a* f, A( E: oThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

4 j! }0 _' K* L! T8 W% LLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

; C* T2 O2 p4 H# T: {. e/ g" `- d: u" mThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
& g0 |) W* o6 b- i$ ~& }6 {Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

8 y: h+ W& A' kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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0 N9 C$ I/ \& E3 i) `- z* k, k3 K/ GThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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0 Q0 _( `7 f, e4 _+ u! DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

# Q. c; w) u/ `! [7 K; r2 ~+ P" \Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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3 J$ o' s) W. J+ M- a# UIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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( a3 ?4 f" _5 M4 s% v: R8 YOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

7 N& K- U2 G1 u" R  Y# W! O: I: JThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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% g4 N6 l  u3 l! UThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁