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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident( |; n9 g' ^2 X) x% n- Z8 l& w
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.6 ~2 w3 I% }, [8 X! ], k" S

( `+ c3 {1 }# d! E9 F  bThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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; X! [/ q# e  M" xHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.$ A# o# E$ H7 o& O3 f5 Q

9 @7 V1 }! [8 T# r2 f' p! l% {# CFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.7 X5 l& R( o! |( }/ O

1 H5 ^; q2 h9 ?The blonde started laughing.
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7 f% E% R% {  y# ?; VThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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2 a$ K1 Z1 I' c# h) \This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.& N5 g; n0 J4 W1 c, U  d- f# }/ P- L

* j" j6 O) Y" y  gThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny." I# `+ E$ ~8 s& R1 b7 M

# m1 M, B( ]7 a7 U6 gThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"; s6 F$ W" d" g9 i. M/ H
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Rowing Your Boat
7 K4 @. G7 S4 y' U' s, B& D$ D" K3 a, dTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" W5 ~: U, H8 m2 _  KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"$ p: B$ t  k4 l& Q( J# Z
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."0 S# A, z, ~; S  n2 G3 O* I2 f  q

  i" t1 W: w& X% [I Want to Buy That2 D$ F/ j% j7 ]- _
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 K) b4 i, e: S$ O4 }) H2 \5 I& k. v& ^9 j
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.' o! x3 D: B0 f3 B% a
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time./ a1 V8 ~& R: ?5 j2 Q1 O$ o+ k

+ i' \9 I. g( Z7 `% fTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.4 H, m( f; e8 P6 c/ }+ W2 v

3 q$ I6 i  i( l6 o  J  r* A: _The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* C. P/ e$ t1 |

* Z$ D/ y  A" F8 UThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
* F# @8 Z# f8 U5 p0 d# y* yA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"7 X0 E  ?: g; i& Y# ]: A
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& U  p$ L" s; G! I- Y8 }Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"  F" w; }. \% j/ E; X* \

! ]- m0 s9 I& _' j% T' q: GThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
& v% r5 O4 ]/ ^4 o% Y' k2 oA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens., x- ~; N' _8 s: J  b  x

5 k( U; [1 W" j# M7 uShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.) S6 i3 a' T# [, G# v; R" U
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"2 m1 Y3 U7 {6 e
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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