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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. 0 Q& A4 Y! r' A. T. a
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
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In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
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The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
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The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. |2 T% g4 e5 H+ f/ n9 e
" P$ }+ L8 q, p/ W7 i6 \8 p# R) ^"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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