The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

/ B- k. U. j6 V2 S* `! X'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
+ a& P, P  r1 h5 e' H; u) p6 ?'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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0 t+ \5 h. I9 R; M. J3 R! h  N'I should be in charge,' said the
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: L! \( I- \- l, ^3 B6 S'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
. z$ C( ~% d4 Y/ I4 n'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
, y* ]- }, `0 J0 K'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
+ R+ i5 i: |$ B$ R$ |8 g7 mWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
' l2 t, @% p) R, Z- p& R7 ~! B9 jthe stomach
* f+ y, L& d5 y/ Wwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
& o* e* c# n' Bthe eyes
+ P% ~; p0 z* d' pgot watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
: f+ a5 ^) Z8 g& Q' N) ?rectum should be the boss.
2 f0 E! Q& j1 ]5 kThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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I like it.