The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
) x5 P; K5 i; D) Y% \trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
: l. Z( U4 C7 L4 ~$ f'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 t5 [+ o1 |2 U, ]) w! a! H& N7 I'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

. A+ v) Z! `  r, Y: L'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
" W. D8 {* Z: M& b: B. k. A% B'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 c8 |1 k2 K4 Q" x3 e'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

8 d6 n% C( n% D9 T* s7 J! X* z3 sAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
8 y) G9 T1 M& p2 {) tthe stomach
( d. E+ a( \' g( K  u! _4 @was bloated,
8 v6 G7 U1 T6 Ethe legs
$ F% |8 r" i: V8 egot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
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* H- A9 ]* P, Y. _8 IThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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7 f3 A& F3 ^( E7 j9 b) W[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

& U. m* {. {% ]1 Y- sWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.