The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 h# x/ `( `7 G. KAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 l5 F. L2 X" Y+ Y+ W7 k'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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6 I# G6 O2 x! O'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
" r7 G% m4 ?5 x. C( b2 N  W'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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- Z/ \$ M$ D8 b* E% D( g; M'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
1 ]2 e- |1 r) g" h# R'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

* V9 K) D6 s  C& y& M2 O'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
/ Y; r" f/ G. {'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
3 e$ d- X' y" s2 _and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
) |9 l- \; Z2 M2 ?: G+ Y7 ?the brain had a terrible headache,
% j3 @7 r1 d8 I7 M  @the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
4 k$ h5 ?* G! {2 w" qthe eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
4 [1 M( C7 N: S2 f9 h% sThey all decided that the
+ t$ O( d' `1 ^9 R/ prectum should be the boss.
3 h, [4 F: C" O! e  k% x, r: ^The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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" s1 Q- ^7 z. VWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.