The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
' b5 T, ^  q" s+ Y, {4 qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
6 l, K4 p% z3 R9 S'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
$ Y* n) a0 e/ U% t7 qstomach
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2 w0 w& Z4 J8 J( m3 L'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
( z: v. K$ m: C* Z+ D'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
& |' r, W' y! Z$ f'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
% S5 `1 q3 B1 A) P$ A4 n: e( r! _( c'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
. L" I* O) O) X3 g, x: D; ]7 C'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

4 y2 C( W9 |5 Y& B  `All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
. I; p% z. b/ h$ t% H; h9 qthe brain had a terrible headache,
+ V, w- `% w- l5 V' m+ C# N$ rthe stomach
2 h6 A3 o7 i' m  n+ J% n9 c: Jwas bloated,
" `% T  H1 F3 U( X1 `3 Wthe legs
got wobbly,
% C& `7 f) T' r0 F, s0 Zthe eyes
got watery,
and the
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( T6 `& ^3 b8 ^7 m. s" o- H* p0 Y/ @was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
3 a! U* L& I2 |8 P5 L3 }I like it.