The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) J: e! z6 v4 q1 n5 C5 I& X9 iAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
6 K) r+ U/ @' G'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
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. y" y3 ~9 j9 K) j1 C* u6 C! B'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
% C% D: z8 U. X/ S& s- @/ c# y  [0 k! J'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- H5 S. G  E. p6 v5 N'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

) o4 z/ e/ m6 AAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
8 D7 i7 }( _  |) Sand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
% _7 L# v2 n! M8 U+ ~/ eWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
. A9 q, V5 F: k: c& T9 qthe stomach
9 O3 A% }9 ~( G9 ^# l8 b3 Y4 N- w  y1 Ewas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
+ s# s1 s7 Z" F/ X/ h  Q7 i- G* K: vthe eyes
1 ?' P- B8 j5 c+ X; D. L0 o3 |' Mgot watery,
" P0 M% z  E3 d2 ~, d' Yand the
. ~* [9 `/ Q( K. h" Eblood
8 Y, Z; q) o/ e# V, R- vwas toxic.
6 X. U3 d& e0 X9 l# Q2 v1 s* m3 LThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
$ z2 |! q2 ?, S. E5 l$ x3 j* X) WThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
+ R3 l1 Q8 O+ x! p3 \3 b) R, K5 V+ ?" gI like it.