The Colonoscopy

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3 h, |( N# b& G. tAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
2 O6 `0 r# q  ?% R7 {/ b1 t'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
8 g& v. p; f( j# D( ~$ m'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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9 m$ f/ a- e' U7 u4 F* Z'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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: z* N3 R9 M4 Y9 i3 H& q6 `'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

3 `; Z' }5 R2 Y$ R! p'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: h# x7 l" ?8 H) D6 u'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
( j0 J  d1 u1 K3 E. e4 b'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
4 p  Y" c! Z" L" {8 U7 N' f& ethe brain had a terrible headache,
. }% g/ ?* ~% F$ v: Nthe stomach
was bloated,
+ t9 N8 Z6 X5 u6 _7 sthe legs
! L% ?& b, d. j9 m8 ]1 k$ ngot wobbly,
the eyes
5 v5 }* m& ~, ^" {: J+ Qgot watery,
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2 @' K: _7 H6 Z( Iblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
7 E# Y! T) z: n; C5 Srectum should be the boss.
$ m& z. j8 z" m% R5 r! a7 FThe Moral of the story?
2 t, Y2 x+ S6 p% {1 S$ fThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

$ l6 `( Z; k, k- F! SWhere you got this so funning story!
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