The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

9 V: v8 Z! y; b7 @, c; }  b& K$ k& E" _All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
, q# ^5 t% p! f6 T7 f% T0 ~1 ?trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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3 M' ~8 ]" u' N7 |5 ~'I should be in charge,' said the
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! k! L3 V  m0 ~'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
4 N" A% h5 i0 j$ @& |'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

1 C5 j. w7 L- m$ X' o; n'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
* h4 V" J+ X. s3 B0 T'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
% e6 ~4 f) Q- ^' t3 pand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
/ p3 s0 ~' V0 y" \. qWithin a few days,
( G4 i$ a8 a; P8 F# K+ H( l  a8 Cthe brain had a terrible headache,
) I) F' m' V1 athe stomach
) n8 j+ }; r1 q5 P' Bwas bloated,
the legs
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. g* W# M1 a% \8 k5 ?+ \0 Athe eyes
( G" T' C4 |7 c8 l& kgot watery,
and the
/ c5 f2 [* P* r! P6 R- |blood
. S( ?: d+ Z1 J& G. @' Uwas toxic.
They all decided that the
  ~2 `7 ?/ G$ qrectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
( Y* i2 M0 o; W- v* |4 W& tThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

( `7 k# q% _# p# D: |" hWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.