The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

( M2 X. U5 j/ x+ z6 w  ~2 }All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
5 X7 A% j9 `# ~: ]; C% ttrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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: k/ v5 {  z* O3 N3 r0 E'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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4 P. [4 ]# ^) |$ Y'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
  W( G  R: {' \$ c'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
) r& j7 i. {2 a- M2 I; F'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
. [# ^8 T7 }5 y  J. d$ n: l1 Y+ E9 O'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

7 F9 F$ G* W5 C( I. a/ ^'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 T" z  f+ K& a  ]2 N1 f& l'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
* r+ Y3 E; n+ E$ O1 ]3 x( }9 X'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
2 P( F/ N  A) `9 q; kand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
5 x; i# v! o% o; x& t& ]the stomach
was bloated,
; |2 D' P' v# L$ z0 v# z7 nthe legs
1 i# k9 x, F( H5 `got wobbly,
3 Z- L; e' d4 sthe eyes
. S! L: N2 t, n  ?6 \: ]got watery,
) j2 M- d! j2 M  ]2 q: Band the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
( I% i/ B- Y3 g( u# I" {8 T; Nrectum should be the boss.
( w. y. [7 W7 V/ X0 W. h7 SThe Moral of the story?
) G' y, F$ H& mThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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1 }  Z2 d; E. [- U3 fWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.