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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 3 S9 j* h4 ]4 ?! M' y3 X. A; I
3 ?6 z8 Q8 X" S9 x$ y. `A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'* J: w g& y7 y! W/ E! W$ M- @
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'- N8 j4 Y2 H8 S# J/ m: n' @
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'5 u5 l& O7 ]0 L3 p
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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4 B: m i" h) U9 \" n/ OThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'1 L: \+ R/ z- z. _" Z( b4 \9 r+ \
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!', o; a8 K/ z U) |2 T
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'# v% w9 L H8 ~' f8 E$ L' S! [" X
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'8 e- @ U4 t: v. Y: x1 e& ~
& I) r l1 V; J! z8 W z+ \ d2 U+ ?Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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