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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'$ `. j( c3 C. M
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.': ^# ?/ M5 K, }+ l C: x0 j) D
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'' ]& i# K) y+ s: c$ g
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 y. p% s! I5 g
9 |8 y% }/ d2 B8 q cHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'5 n+ e. C" x! g
0 n8 A1 B* t0 s6 oShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'% ~ Q+ b* K$ u) b4 F, B/ S
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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