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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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$ }( \/ M6 [! p. C: g8 vThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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! o5 I* l# j, C. J: U4 m3 l6 zThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'1 I2 g% K8 C x, @- P/ l
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'7 @' T' G) \8 S8 h: h0 c I
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'2 s1 ?2 [0 k5 O1 G' @8 u. p
* G# p a. l. b4 \/ [2 D( uThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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. z. Q: g; y8 Q6 X- w' p1 p& wHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' e1 B+ h( K; \: b3 j& ~
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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