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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'$ k* p7 A5 }5 v& i& I
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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" I2 W3 G3 y7 j* ~1 XThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'# O% x: T3 Z8 ^, ?1 i
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'0 y$ r! A0 v3 k6 m+ z
0 F2 e, p; i4 T1 LThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'# ?0 U' D: X' {$ ]7 a0 Y" }. |
8 }# {4 B/ ~: t& W/ xThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'( a# \1 U. I. k, |' v7 }) n
2 |2 L* }* P5 a; B4 BHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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1 V9 P4 K' f& mShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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5 U: T$ C7 ?5 n) i) hPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'/ r- q/ D }( o( ^1 r" P
r1 C/ E3 L% T3 X) ^; m" JThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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