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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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' j H: i+ R' s; z* F' lA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'$ _. _3 r8 |- E+ f' d. t
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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/ i, E4 ]3 ?, Q5 g. MThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'; f. |; S6 E* A% }. P4 {5 t% T
* q, ~; Q. S2 m& I- C; IThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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" [9 Y" r. k; U; QThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'0 }4 l0 f/ I4 j' i& c, N
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'1 t; g" K) [" T( _$ e$ c
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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