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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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7 P# a! e2 z! c$ H' jA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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3 k# a' g- t3 M, @- C2 L' s+ MThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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7 m) q5 ?- e; _; G$ W7 I( |- pThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'$ F( n( K( e# V5 E( X5 @
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.', {" Q" c$ a, W. C7 N, R* P
: r1 L* m. T. f8 A# e PThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'+ b7 m- T( C" W% Y) Z% G) |& L
* d: s ^: ]- y+ M, q- W( @$ i" cThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'5 O* n9 X* _, N5 _+ w
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'! z" H7 q% w1 S3 X' V/ c _
1 G0 \3 O6 }( J6 b( LShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'7 r+ O$ ~# h( c7 Q6 ?4 c$ F n& W- {
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'* B8 e" K% u# |. P7 Y5 C, \
$ T6 T1 ?$ o0 v* P) j2 D z1 u5 SThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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