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- c# R; H1 a+ g3 P& s) v( a9 IA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'( `7 k/ a% g; P6 x) J
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'2 ]) D# Q8 ^7 n! m1 z
9 Q6 r$ S0 ^8 ]1 G2 L: j, _The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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+ g" f, ]% W2 N9 E5 E7 }9 u1 hHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !', i C! |7 z$ s4 N& l, o
: G) o. @0 S' q% g. J; tPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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# m& |6 M1 S* v: S5 kThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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