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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. / P1 s+ `) A! Q" T" ]0 d1 ?7 d
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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9 [5 I" |8 z. v$ y5 PThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !') \* A: w. N* P# e! r5 r2 [
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'0 a: r, V; V/ e4 Z
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'# `. H" c. z6 f4 T* p, V
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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7 L" F) P _" W( xThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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