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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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7 p9 m, U; ?' F( N8 @2 ^8 p QThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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7 A Q- j, V7 ]# P1 MThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'* A5 l% [% D/ I. q/ v3 n
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'3 h! P* b+ ]- @3 R0 B4 {- J _/ h
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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" k0 p) t, M# K7 h7 b' t$ k1 lPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'# _; L* n" M. L. x- D# V# J9 o" [7 s( w) p
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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