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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 5 N0 g6 D! L7 O; d* j3 e) u2 F
' M1 x$ J- n* g2 q1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. # M9 ?& j- M, v* `: o' v
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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( \8 q( W7 ], u& e4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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- S4 W# E* v! }4 {9 x: i6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 4 J+ j8 ], S9 X6 [* O" X
+ M1 e0 P. n5 C6 \/ }7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 0 ?5 Q: p! P3 T9 s `* v0 A' `+ D
' \+ M5 Z/ w# \7 O L: v7 Q. _8. I pay your salary!
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; w/ H k% W" v% {% B O9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! + `* U! V7 Q' v
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. b5 Y9 t4 Q/ O# z+ T x/ S
6 y! s- a. |! { W# A4 w11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 9 M& L4 o3 n% @5 e' Z
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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