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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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: R. m) ] }& j5 Y4 Q+ {1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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( b$ y U$ X0 Y* h2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. . Q& f# q) N0 o- N) d
/ J6 v5 M/ T# o/ p7 w9 d9 b- `/ @7 J% C3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 8 ? P# ?. Q) {% V7 c# }9 J# M& o) P
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? 1 `' Y. F* s8 R2 P$ I
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ! @, |! i0 W7 T2 {' ]+ _: L- N$ V
) N+ o$ S1 g) w" m# [8 h7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? , X, ^& Y; B6 b0 u; l
5 T) x: y2 ^$ v3 E/ r8. I pay your salary!
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4 k; D6 G1 ~1 X- b1 O: x9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 8 U6 @" D7 X' {2 c+ v+ Z' K% H
6 [& U; f/ B! G8 P; B! P3 W10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 4 \2 G# y- _) H. K
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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