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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 0 J# ~& ^! X# `' V s( j
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 9 P- I7 X# h* y+ {
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 1 Y. l. P# M& q3 u# H1 |' }% W
8 m. L% x! f) R& x) L( K$ |8 E* Y7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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! Y4 U. z3 L6 n; y# O) ], J( E9 V8. I pay your salary!
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2 d2 ?: y1 v1 ]7 b# k! I9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ; l/ P: }4 N/ [4 y
0 ]+ f* m/ `2 h; O6 X10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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% L) S& R3 W! |( ?7 j2 a- j: D11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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