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NEVER SAY TO A COP: , b7 X0 f2 g" F& i, h& q
- p2 s! V4 w" o" z. b1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) s% k+ ?7 i$ z0 F, o* S
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 7 x$ Y8 S) M6 B
* P+ ]- @4 L. m8 [! ]6 M1 a3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? * U7 e( ?2 r" b4 o0 Y- i
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! . p& f8 T- m8 p$ o+ N/ x% g' g* `
0 Q: d# e' ^6 J) p% Z& D1 o5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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- _" B- H, L- l( ]% f# {) E7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? " ~4 k: P! @; w' E0 h2 B% V/ U* l
4 v# ~$ @2 R* w- ?' A e; a0 i8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ! l3 O. g: c6 L1 Y+ C" C3 U
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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& \3 e7 V8 A: V11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 8 t$ B* {& i1 _9 p
0 B* Q. E+ C; a4 @7 n0 |- @12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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