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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 2 D: t% r6 Y* L5 |# G
" b; \( _4 K6 W7 _, m7 f$ q3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? " `8 L; h: @6 e- G* o f
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 1 M( n# u3 s9 M! g1 I
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? ' M/ J; ^7 [9 a
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? : X* c! E- f W! q
6 w6 [8 q5 U0 A9 q8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. : j' S. H W. t6 R. `) b7 R
# [* v3 n4 H0 u: D5 ~11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 7 [; u# ]+ Q" F6 N: Z, x/ j
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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