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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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* Y% ~' ^( g9 w y5 ?3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 2 c2 M; U8 V* {4 F5 m; C6 X1 b
( t" ] n! O8 a% i5. Are You Andy or Barney? 3 @' @& T5 A# }2 y4 l9 b
, f" X$ d$ g6 f+ b, E, ?" a6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 5 P" d6 J+ i! ]; p
: d0 A/ P9 I- p+ ~$ G- G7 {9 O! l7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? : L0 {* n' I# B: B0 h
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! P# ^" h6 ]3 V3 K: S) t% m' ^
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. _3 _' T' g* Z, H
% E: ]+ S' M8 S! P4 ]) A11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. $ P2 ~: o( C* \' r( r3 _
: j7 ^. m, l: z I' I( U; r3 i h12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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