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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. # I1 m9 x0 P8 f+ P
/ Z% r7 Y- R; a' S8 xThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. 1 z# S% O; _4 i4 W, n' f
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If they are counting the bricks. 1 g% q' ~7 n+ A" A9 \
Put them in the accounts department. & k1 u- G+ S2 w" m6 S% E) ?" z7 c
: ?4 `+ K, O# h* [3 T- g ~If they are recounting them.. ) [# {/ j1 a! S+ q2 S8 j! a
Put them in auditing.
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. & @( W. _. h3 e2 p6 w' T4 O
Put them in engineering.
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
" ^( _$ R" O1 e; @- q; oPut them in planning. & }* ~) e1 j; I
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
# Y: P! U" B! C. m3 ^" ePut them in operations. 9 _) r; g3 j$ Q& ^7 ^
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If they are sleeping.
# n1 ]3 F. z2 S6 n/ k UPut them in security. + W* A% Q) z. m2 D& v7 [
: t( A+ U/ y( f% LIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.
# b+ J8 `) V- R3 XPut them in information technology. # w5 H p0 Q/ b: P( u
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If they are sitting idle.
0 @& ~- J1 l9 E# x& L* NPut them in human resources.
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
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4 B: U1 c6 `+ R/ N9 x, N, ^0 xPut them in sales. & A3 V! G- B5 ^
7 r7 _6 o0 b5 k6 \If they have already left for the day.
; K: N9 {; ~, h0 U4 hPut them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window. ( I8 P0 Q8 }$ `4 M: B
Put them on strategic planning.
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' M( W7 a8 C3 { B+ m, G+ bAnd then last but not least.
/ Y3 }# k! A: PIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. $ Q+ c8 ]8 V3 u$ g( i2 ]2 h! F5 G
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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