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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
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0 Z$ f! j" ^6 s( e1 o' L' a) `Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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! S8 p5 d# c5 U5 G; } |Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. ! [2 T _* L2 G: J2 {: N
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If they are counting the bricks. : Y% J6 ], `( I% D3 o( c; f- }4 Q
Put them in the accounts department.
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1 @- X0 [/ `) r5 P7 D$ vIf they are recounting them.. & f( O8 j; T# s5 M; n# y
Put them in auditing. 3 b7 N# H2 n/ ]2 |) \1 _
* H8 d, @4 ~' L- Y6 vIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. 8 \+ ?! {2 n2 K& I. W7 V7 R8 z$ X
Put them in engineering.
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3 u1 K) S% V- MIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
. p9 u6 g) B3 z) `3 RPut them in planning. 0 v$ W s; w7 r4 M
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
5 B# z! b2 [& tPut them in operations.
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If they are sleeping. / k6 j/ C& U% |: d
Put them in security. 0 N+ K& }$ ^* A
9 o, F: r( a! u( J) hIf they have broken the bricks into pieces. 8 i' `' O. [+ J# l: z( K. \) O
Put them in information technology. 6 {, F) q) O' j' b" @- |
. g8 W. J) p0 R' ^4 oIf they are sitting idle.
| c' E+ z4 y1 c3 J6 @ }Put them in human resources.
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+ x+ j7 L9 a3 P0 fIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet
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Put them in sales.
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7 ?! s+ n% a6 Y: vIf they have already left for the day.
/ a4 L7 v+ b, {$ V1 D( _Put them in marketing. . r. ]* l9 {2 ~% T" F5 T4 Y6 b# }
! F6 C n; `* ~; l/ |( IIf they are staring out of the window.
' a6 u0 g) c- _& f- R4 O8 U3 aPut them on strategic planning.
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6 c( i$ R$ D% b( A6 I# s9 QAnd then last but not least. 5 I- [" Z* Q! N& m& ^
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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& L+ E# V9 [* D* TCongratulate them and put them in top management |
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