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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  _" q& @  S/ H/ }- E( l7 t  two who and who?
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- R7 m- ]# A" }$ n  咱俩谁跟谁阿 # b+ y7 P& T& U  r( E4 h1 h
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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/ h7 y4 i# `) j9 [8 X  怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3 H6 {) k0 U* z4 N: N( n

5 Y/ Y7 ?' ~" O; a  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you # V1 Y% p$ p3 Q

, C+ I8 o9 J1 g; m$ k& c  X  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
6 l* q* {! U! \together up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! : T5 }/ `( i" [, b5 ?0 x
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
* k9 o4 T" V  O8 N  O# L) U: |nothing to say,go home!! 5 w, H, w: x  |2 {5 y
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 , n4 p) @4 e7 m" c. |7 s! F$ U3 H9 D

7 s, G/ b* B( e  6.you me you me - p0 j- c4 Q) G/ w
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  彼此彼此 & n0 i$ D+ [" |* E

) ]! H* p( Q" B" A! |/ F% Y8 n  7.You Give Me Stop!! 5 {- q% s. {- k

; x6 O% o9 @% N  你给我站住! , _4 b3 `6 u+ I/ N9 e6 `  ]4 R) `
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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0 ?' ]' I, c& Z8 h" c3 c  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER , _* g* Y, M8 ]8 M, }
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  表妹 ; A& K& v3 v1 b
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 + a8 z) z5 U5 \
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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6 s4 Y6 ]; Z0 }$ j* M  13.heart flower angry open * _5 g* k" |7 S: O# F8 n

: x; s+ Y2 A) d; V( U  心花怒放 " H# A; w% t+ L+ z1 G2 E

1 @$ N  |/ L0 U# m/ C2 O' G2 P  14.go past no mistake past ) Y: s* ^; t+ m
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  走过路过,不要错过 ! w7 c  K( N* u4 F3 ^' N

) f2 f- O, |+ C1 `5 B6 r$ i6 f  15.小明:I am sorry!
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7 @  F3 u* a2 T. M6 [  `/ C: R* j2 W  老外:I am sorry too!
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4 W: e- C, Y; I6 d, S8 w1 x  小明:I am sorry three! . Q5 T6 K1 j: e6 |5 \- L7 ^

2 O# r7 k, e2 J" ^- ^7 R  老外:What are you sorry for? 2 {  l( Q* {, n, V3 X1 z

3 Y3 {7 Z& [% L; \- R+ p  小明:I am sorry five!   f/ q9 @: y* i
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ( _! m6 d, F; ^" D$ r; X
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 2 e" z* V. E( q9 b1 j7 W7 k: T% e
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  我叫李老大,今年25。 7 o7 T3 j) j" {7 G- C( U# {
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  18.you have two down son。 0 H6 E0 W$ B- [! [/ H
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  你有两下子。 + t  t, ~) {: n4 k

+ P/ e! m# c0 l9 ^/ U5 P1 D  19.as far as you go to die   m5 ]9 H) Q4 A$ d8 k% a

' i" W/ [6 @$ h- ^. V& I  有多远,死多远!!!! ' |8 p' f: P/ ^8 y" \! @' b4 a

" w3 t7 s7 a8 f0 E  o  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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8 j7 ^  a. u6 Q给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~8 c' o6 H  _& W# Q* X& f
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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