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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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7 v2 T+ l! ~7 J: ~# v: S. v; y  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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7 p8 x5 V3 P- S6 o( h% b. w9 F  怎么是你,怎么老是你? 9 G$ f: M  \/ m; x) e* r/ l

- A0 O  z  I) J  R  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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# C' l$ f4 z4 s  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 - \. X; ^$ B8 E, q
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !   j7 P* e+ C' g  `
together up ! * l* ~  O0 x6 ?7 A; b3 ]8 H' K

7 X' ?- j; @- P/ E) C5 T* \6 z6 ^  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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: x- V" z+ L- D5 C9 o  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
" U2 f& n- r3 M- k, P# x3 |nothing to say,go home!! & X' K8 g& [4 i; u9 F; o2 A

$ k. e- }6 }+ ^  有事起奏,无事退朝
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; l! u% h3 g( a$ u0 n' E  6.you me you me + c6 h! `" U, D& R+ K
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  彼此彼此 2 y2 {: G# d0 X; Q3 o2 Q7 C

( y( e# U; M/ L( M; Y1 o  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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( m1 l9 A. a9 y. D: C' {7 V" L% J  你给我站住!   {8 R3 B& Z6 W5 _1 B

; ]$ l! Y! \4 }7 v) W" |  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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' l" i5 T0 \# s& L8 s  9.WATCH SISTER : }4 i7 F1 l+ O3 m* m
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  表妹
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9 ~5 S  @& H7 l/ p  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 2 L7 ^: y- e' O4 K! E' U

. l2 ?) y1 m- b- I  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 " Y: j0 `) x4 B5 ^" ?3 I. U- Q' [
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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! B& [5 L$ V! J3 b# p! k) N* Q2 p  美中不足 0 V' T/ d: Y; S. W# f

8 C  j; p3 }6 M: O" {2 I: G: s  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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8 u1 H9 {/ S2 z/ T$ \' @, A2 A' b; \  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open
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6 z5 f" ?- s7 ]/ x4 U  心花怒放 5 w1 Q. R  |& y$ {

" v  I* t, _8 F% B  14.go past no mistake past
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9 j3 b% ~8 |; n5 D  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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  老外:I am sorry too! 0 j  a8 I" l4 A) a6 I1 u$ s
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  小明:I am sorry three! - j6 d5 e8 N$ L3 |

  C" i, |$ D: _8 N7 J' B8 g  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ( g# o8 J8 _4 |
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  要钱没有,要命一条 / o7 d, z) K" q

2 k& h$ w6 w: e  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。 / d+ @. c6 x1 e3 }9 F! A) v
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  18.you have two down son。 % M9 [9 v  p' i# E$ g# n  `
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  你有两下子。   F7 A. o  S2 T9 e

" E8 E- Y( [! A2 z, L* E; n- ^  19.as far as you go to die
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) x  }  {+ ~8 \1 y' r& L  有多远,死多远!!!! : A  n2 d( m6 y
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
2 H+ e9 _. @' Q8 D- Emy face. - y2 ^5 S- A8 y" R$ ]

9 x( {6 Z7 _: ~7 O" r0 I5 |. D给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~5 I+ P$ ?$ H, z* s& m
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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