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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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  two who and who?
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( ~( b% D* t1 u6 e& o9 u  咱俩谁跟谁阿 . N& ^( L% d1 Z! n9 {

" H, ]/ \+ c5 H: `& N  2.how are you ? how old are you? 8 g  m7 ~# Y" Y, s$ U
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你? & A/ F2 F/ e% c
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you ! m, S6 z4 W( V% m
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! " h. f/ @8 Q6 u# e/ Z$ e
together up ! ' Q" C( r' x) h! }5 M1 C( h
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
$ f% b: X5 O; ?/ A# g$ Dnothing to say,go home!! 3 M  ^2 \/ \; i2 b) w8 `: j- e

, c+ g: e( G8 {: M. b8 T  有事起奏,无事退朝 ) `% f# ^. m4 j/ C

: q+ G: z6 t% Y  S" v  6.you me you me
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9 D' h  G% W8 o, w  C- X9 m  彼此彼此 0 N, o3 J; Y8 C  f) d6 y

' a( m, A5 t% E' [5 Y  H" A  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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5 l3 X7 l4 D3 p! {  你给我站住! - W. ~' m' C0 M) e/ p4 s( h

7 [9 s! s% v5 d+ `& T  8.know is know noknow is noknow : P2 k) p: }! s
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... * d7 k4 }$ [3 V" @1 l$ M7 v$ \
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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( t1 S; N4 y4 v' h7 T" N( y" V  表妹
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* l2 _/ {( c% E( U1 g9 @3 F! l2 c8 }  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 1 ^$ L9 l9 r0 B

) e6 Z6 f, u0 B3 Q, y1 r7 o  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 7 L( B, k0 A  r

& L# c9 e) y% ^# d- ^  11.American Chinese not enough 5 `) m5 H! Q. y' o7 o

$ W; M3 ]$ V' \  美中不足 + `# n9 l5 C' J4 ?; X; U: ?
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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, K3 F% \9 _1 a/ `$ K7 M  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open 4 n  ]: q& t' _" y/ U, j
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  心花怒放
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  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过 3 R0 ]. \  w  w9 J; H
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  15.小明:I am sorry! , z+ r4 s3 x2 Z6 B+ d

( A; L+ N: D, E- x/ i  老外:I am sorry too!
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for? ) h3 f5 q) l7 n& W. o  Y
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条 # e- n& J4 P/ ~% X

& R7 v% t- o, Q+ |' [0 c) J  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. - G+ I1 j- o/ z& S( `
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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8 g6 _+ h; c2 J  18.you have two down son。 5 _) w  g1 h; D/ m0 L' t
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  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die % K* W  o- Q& z1 T% t

" l* W1 v0 w( [8 F  有多远,死多远!!!! / D! L6 E5 F) b1 W

+ i4 f/ O! g5 q4 a! W  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn 0 ^& \4 i5 F1 o6 _9 D6 Z+ b
my face.
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~. S4 {: U1 P* u- P. s6 V! E; L
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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