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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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  two who and who?
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+ e0 m2 N/ i3 }' l7 N0 H/ O  咱俩谁跟谁阿 4 m7 n4 v7 M: w1 @

' @, W+ M  C# n8 c6 S  2.how are you ? how old are you? , I: X! U9 x+ k. V' o$ V

3 A7 f1 d6 A3 s  i1 k  怎么是你,怎么老是你? $ Y9 S5 [; v4 m: S) j
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
7 a' {3 F! q! U6 ctogether up ! 8 o/ p! V7 X& H( z- o. x. \9 Y
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
( b+ p' L0 K1 D" k$ N) P  lnothing to say,go home!! & Y, M) R: X% k) ]

5 @  q0 T8 l' \* I6 L( z  有事起奏,无事退朝 " |: u* n' O( ~

  d5 f$ k% Y" ~& y  6.you me you me 3 _7 v9 N. \  C! u

7 c- w1 T( z: @, l( c' `  彼此彼此 0 h5 p% ]6 J! M' R" P7 V9 n4 V

6 q  H/ R( b2 E  7.You Give Me Stop!! 3 S  e% s5 ~, I& V0 k* R
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  你给我站住!
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/ `/ l' y) b" L8 m" ?2 q  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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0 z& c) C; N8 P  知之为知之,不知为不知... ! S% ^# k9 e$ H. g# n

( z( ]% t% G7 H! W3 X  9.WATCH SISTER
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$ F/ U* j" P% Z& `% R4 c' r" r  表妹
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& ~' T. L  X. p) h  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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9 h0 S0 {2 I, N  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述 $ i9 B/ q/ p2 Z% N5 V
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  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放
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7 E% U9 B! X" Q7 T4 B  14.go past no mistake past & `4 B& D  I, L' B* J
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry! 9 e- o$ v( H9 O  `# {

4 l0 P  z: ]8 U. n3 |3 H  老外:I am sorry too! 7 j, c' I- ?4 n, ]  e

$ y- w  c$ H; P* J! p6 I& l- ^; N  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 6 ?% u0 o! o& |7 F# s. {/ ~$ e
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  要钱没有,要命一条 ) d) n' k6 `- J" F' Y
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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4 s0 h0 S' J3 H" b' i0 U8 R+ l3 ^( g  我叫李老大,今年25。 % F9 ~/ u8 `& d- D6 f1 p+ _) Y& h
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  18.you have two down son。 1 L/ U* u4 k2 D3 e/ N- Z

! i: H6 |5 }/ a  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die * y8 g) n0 O: d
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  有多远,死多远!!!! 3 M/ I0 |" o  j9 w0 z: J
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~# z& `; L! H5 F" e3 C4 K1 R' r) c
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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