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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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* z8 S2 o# }( N" Y5 ?2 u- T  2.how are you ? how old are you? ( z! d. H2 s$ _8 Q' P7 i' e
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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; ^0 N  e, u' W. p  `; Q& U; q  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! ; i  x8 J, @  q( h
together up !
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9 O5 b$ e: W+ _  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have * C- G, p( J+ w9 S1 _; v  z! n
nothing to say,go home!! & D4 K! K+ ^, w! G, R- d4 l
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 0 A1 @6 Z' k/ ^4 E" S

1 R! W6 z3 w" P  6.you me you me 9 _  V, B0 h# b2 ^5 s$ G

( |5 M, z/ a* c1 F+ Y, F  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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( T3 `. \- S; _# i7 @  你给我站住! $ S# m1 ]' a1 [. @- T
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow + H4 h, i3 }$ v) A! e

/ u9 c' i/ |0 Z4 D( b9 ?  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER 7 p& }, \2 x0 `- X
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  表妹 - m+ @5 r# i. h8 s! f9 B% p
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 , F3 r( k. O! R2 }$ o& w

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  美中不足 / x7 @0 ~6 @& P5 @- J# f9 [

' k) L, ]4 |1 `. N  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ) E: Z# w6 d9 M3 e: O, k) R) o
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open
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8 K: ]1 J& t  l$ b  心花怒放
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6 x& {, U) u. j- U  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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  老外:I am sorry too! 9 W  z7 O7 Q" u: Z# o
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for? 7 h  F# ?+ i+ W+ z* X

* }! p% V+ z+ \( S; I3 \  }  小明:I am sorry five!
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1 Q. G4 K$ l( j) c# u  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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+ x7 I3 z2 l/ F* i1 d  m% D  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。 " M" \7 X$ x) ]9 E1 i
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  18.you have two down son。
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# m$ h8 d4 n( o0 g; S6 g  你有两下子。 " x8 l# h8 K3 W1 K8 v: L
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  19.as far as you go to die % E2 W" Y6 j; c4 {- H5 w" h5 A2 K0 w" S

4 Z' _4 t: e) G  有多远,死多远!!!! 0 G, w" m3 v& ?6 _+ K) \: X

1 Z6 _9 s! J) e- Z2 G+ d, i  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn 1 B2 ^" H* C+ B
my face.
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! S6 }4 O% {1 n* R) {) y给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~8 b8 G6 ?7 l5 D8 b
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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